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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: Patlal]
#18173420 - 04/26/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would imagine they do. Dubai has absolute cash flow.
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bangpowboomers
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: DarkElf]
#18173442 - 04/26/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: OR CHARGE THEM EXTRA?
Well, if they are bad at what you want them to do. I guess so.
Time to bing bang theory it, and write up an awesome sexual acts roommate agreement... after you get the female one though... unless you're into men PattyLAWL... I don't judge.
"Section ten of the female roomate agreement clearly states coitus must be performed at least once a week." -Me if I was Sheldon and I made a female roomate agreement with Bernadette.
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Patlal
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hidenseek1 said: OR CHARGE THEM EXTRA?
Well, if they are bad at what you want them to do. I guess so.
Time to bing bang theory it, and write up an awesome sexual acts roommate agreement... after you get the female one though... unless you're into men PattyLAWL... I don't judge.
"Section ten of the female roomate agreement clearly states coitus must be performed at least once a week." -Me if I was Sheldon and I made a female roomate agreement with Bernadette.
Bernadette?
That's the chick you choose from the big bag theory?????
Man.
Its all Amy Farrah-Fowler
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: Patlal]
#18173745 - 04/26/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I want to go to Morocco. Did the Moroccan have high regards for his country? Seems like a really awesome place.
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: kr0nik0]
#18173753 - 04/26/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's only in 3 years. Anything so that I don't have to pay a penny from pocket.
Genius. Paying mortgage almost effortlessly. I hope to do the same one day.
Completely effortlessly. Plus a little bit more for me too.
That is pretty cool man. One of my friend's parents started taking in exchange students from Dubai a few years back once their two sons moved out and had two extra rooms. They would receive $1000 a month from the Emirates Government for each kid just to house them. Payed for their mortgage every month, and they live in a beautiful house.
where do i sign up?
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Patlal
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: OZA]
#18173857 - 04/26/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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He had that usual pride for his country. He hated the fact that a king controls stuff.
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: Patlal]
#18173914 - 04/26/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mercury compounds are extremely toxic. Those fumes must be wonderful. Oh. Yeah. Nice. Those things partially decompose, releasing mercury vapor.
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: Patlal]
#18173920 - 04/26/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Patlal said: OMG you're a fucking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna ask my Dubai roommate if the Prince of Dubai still pays that amount of money. Holy shit I can already smell the money!
This is the only pay host for homestay website I could find. http://www.canadahomestayinternational.com/index.html
I'll ask my buddy's parents tomorrow how they go about it, and if it's just in the US or Canada as well.
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: koods]
#18173975 - 04/26/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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These are probably in your mouth anyways bro.
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Re: I got myself a new roommate! [Re: Patlal]
#18176588 - 04/27/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: OR CHARGE THEM EXTRA?
Well, if they are bad at what you want them to do. I guess so.
Time to bing bang theory it, and write up an awesome sexual acts roommate agreement... after you get the female one though... unless you're into men PattyLAWL... I don't judge.
"Section ten of the female roomate agreement clearly states coitus must be performed at least once a week." -Me if I was Sheldon and I made a female roomate agreement with Bernadette.
Bernadette?
That's the chick you choose from the big bag theory?????
Man.
Its all Amy Farrah-Fowler
What can I say man I like them shorties!
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Just because he's from Libya doesn't mean he's Arab...he could be a Berber.
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