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Hussein Family Can't Bear
    #1817600 - 08/15/03 06:03 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Hussein Family Can't Bear To Throw Out Uday's Favorite Nutsack Shocker

AWJA, IRAQ? Relatives, sorting through boxes at Uday Hussein's home Tuesday, couldn't bear to discard one of the deceased tyrant's favorite torture devices. "Oh, how Uday loved his electric nutsack shocker," said Uday's uncle Karim Suleiman al-Majid, as he sifted through a box of clamps, cables, saws, and 8-volt batteries. "And here's that trusty little knife he would use to dig eyeballs out of their sockets." Al-Majid said he is sure that Uday would have wanted his favorite cousin Nawaf to have the roll of flensing wire.

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Re: Hussein Family Can't Bear [Re: wingnutx]
    #1817662 - 08/15/03 06:21 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)


You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Hussein Family Can't Bear [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #1818270 - 08/15/03 10:55 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Republicans Introduce Economic Equality Bill For Fun Of Shooting It Down
WASHINGTON, DC?Republicans in the House of Representatives proposed H.R. 2093: the Economic Equality Initiative, with the express purpose of shooting it down "just for kicks" Tuesday. "H.R. 2093 will level the economic playing field, spreading the wealth among the rich and poor," said Majority Whip Tom DeLay (R-TX), visibly fighting back snickers. "We must pass this bill to stop the fat cats from getting fatter while the average Joe struggles to make ends meet. Also, I'm the Queen of Bavaria." Following 10 minutes of uproarious laughter, the congressmen stepped out of the chamber to smoke cigars lit with a bill that would allocate $115 million to clean up hazardous waste sites.

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Re: Hussein Family Can't Bear [Re: wingnutx]
    #1818557 - 08/16/03 12:53 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

"electric nutsack shocker" ... man that thing sounds crucial.

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