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OfflinePatlal
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If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself...
    #18168308 - 04/25/13 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Are you responsible for the child?

Also, post other possible and fucked up scenarios, for the lolz


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Patlal]
    #18168312 - 04/25/13 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No, the Kleenex is responsible.
I mean, it's the one that got the girl pregnant, after all.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #18168315 - 04/25/13 09:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
No, the Kleenex is responsible.
I mean, it's the one that got the girl pregnant, after all.




Logic


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: something super extreme]
    #18168318 - 04/25/13 09:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

bieber is responsible, second in line is phish

all other consequences defer to sheekle


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #18168323 - 04/25/13 09:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Sperm catchers mitt on toast.


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Patlal]
    #18168336 - 04/25/13 09:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Are you responsible for the child?

Also, post other possible and fucked up scenarios, for the lolz




Patlal, what the fuck dude? Just what the fuck?


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Gumby]
    #18168345 - 04/25/13 09:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

jimmy johns is responsible

welcome to the jimmy john experience


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Gumby]
    #18168351 - 04/25/13 09:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Are you responsible for the child?

Also, post other possible and fucked up scenarios, for the lolz




Patlal, what the fuck dude? Just what the fuck?




Oh please, you hear worse than that on the news every week.

I can imagine a psycho bitch obsessed with having a baby doing that.


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Patlal]
    #18168360 - 04/25/13 09:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Are you responsible for the child?

Also, post other possible and fucked up scenarios, for the lolz



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And Dr. Phillips seems to have been treated particularly unfairly. He didn’t even have intercourse which, is the one and only act that, outside of fertility clinics, can foster a reasonable expectation of conceiving a child.  In fact, without intercourse (and outside of fertility clinics) creating a life is, simply, impossible.  There was no way, short of checking what his partner did with his semen after oral sex (do you know anyone who does that?) that he could have known that he could possibly father a child.

But the courts don’t care about how the egg was actually fertilized: because at the end of the day, there’s a child now involved.  And the concern, from a legal perspective, is whether or not the child will be adequately cared for, regardless of its conception.

Lesson to be learned: If you don’t want any babies, use protection – and make sure your partner isn’t hiding a test tube under the pillow.
http://www.lasisblog.com/2011/02/26/man-receives-oral-sex-ordered-to-pay-child-support/




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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #18168366 - 04/25/13 09:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

jeezer is responsible
welcome to the bieber john sexperience


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #18168368 - 04/25/13 09:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AntiEverything said:
bieber is responsible, second in line is phish

all other consequences defer to sheekle



k.


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18168461 - 04/25/13 09:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Here's a relevant story
http://img2.tapuz.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf



Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. case report proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina.

basically dis ho got knocked up from blow jobs.

careful out ther eguys, all they want if your man juice


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: NWlight]
    #18168464 - 04/25/13 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i figured. wow, awesome that you actually searched and found that shit... because i wasn't gonna say shit with no backup. seriously, WTF. bitch got screwed out the wrong end!


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Patlal]
    #18168514 - 04/25/13 09:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Use tp and flush it  :thumbup:


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Gumby] * 2
    #18168522 - 04/25/13 10:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Are you responsible for the child?

Also, post other possible and fucked up scenarios, for the lolz




Patlal, what the fuck dude? Just what the fuck?




it is a real life question to real life problems


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Hobozen]
    #18168570 - 04/25/13 10:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd like to see a bitch try it. First, nobody would believe her. Second, I use old socks.


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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: NWlight]
    #18168652 - 04/25/13 10:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Here's a relevant story
http://img2.tapuz.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf



Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. case report proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina.

basically dis ho got knocked up from blow jobs.

careful out ther eguys, all they want if your man juice




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Re: If you throw out a jizz filled kleenex and a girl grabs it from the trash and impregnate herself... [Re: Hobozen]
    #18168728 - 04/25/13 10:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Considering that I know my father, I'm going to have to say yes.


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