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Jesus Cristo
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question about the one-way Mars expedition
#18157710 - 04/23/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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So I guess nasa is recruiting candidates to be the first people to visit and live on mars, without coming back to earth. Just a one way trip.
So my question before submitting my video application is if you're allowed to bring large amounts of lsd and marijuana with you? Theyre not illegal on mars right? What could nasa say?
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Deadkndys420
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Jesus Cristo]
#18157732 - 04/23/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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It would cost NASA $20,000 per pound.
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something super extreme
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Jesus Cristo] 1
#18157751 - 04/23/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus Cristo said: So I guess nasa is recruiting candidates to be the first people to visit and live on mars, without coming back to earth. Just a one way trip.
So my question before submitting my video application is if you're allowed to bring large amounts of lsd and marijuana with you? Theyre not illegal on mars right? What could nasa say?
How the fuck would we know? Ask the space people. What's the worst that happens?
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Deadkndys420]
#18157761 - 04/23/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Deadkndys420 said:
It would cost NASA $20,000 per pound.
pure thc! or a mixture of pure cannabinoids.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Deadkndys420]
#18157762 - 04/23/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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i think Mars colonizers will need different priorities than LSD and Marijuana...
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: g00ru]
#18157766 - 04/23/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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The project has absolutely nothing to do with NASA.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Deadkndys420]
#18157773 - 04/23/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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definitely not weed, can't be smoking on a space ship. but I don't see why lsd would be a problem, except that they would probably want to limit the variables. And a lifetime supply of lsd is on hell of a variable.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: g00ru]
#18157774 - 04/23/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nah dude, establishing life on a new planet which doesn't foster a native environment conducive to human life is a total breeze. Blaze 24/7 365, brah. Get mad fucked up in space and like, look at stars and shit, bro.
Edited by sVs (04/24/13 12:04 AM)
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Jesus Cristo
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18157784 - 04/23/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh I wasnt sure if it was nasa. I was guessing from what ive heard. Wasnt a real serious question too lol. Just wondering what u guys think about it mostly.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Deadkndys420]
#18157785 - 04/23/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's illegal in the states which is where you'll be taking off from so no, but I'm sure you could bring a rather large amount of LSD with you undetected, but marijuana I doubt it? Maybe if you pack it in your ass, but I doubt you could get that much up there, just bring some seeds and start growing on mars.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18157796 - 04/23/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Applying to be an astronaut goes through USAjobs. There are no current openings and they don't do video applications (at least initially). I'm set to receive alerts when a position is posted.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18157809 - 04/23/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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I heard theyre filming it all so itll be kind of like a reality show. Once they find out someone snuck a shit ton of acid and started a cult itll be fun to see how it plays out
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Jesus Cristo]
#18157915 - 04/23/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Before anyone runs off to Mars, they better read Martian Time Slip by Philip K. Dick.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: starfire_xes]
#18157933 - 04/23/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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how come they cant come back to earth? i dont understand
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: itchmynipple]
#18157955 - 04/23/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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i want to see a link
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: itchmynipple]
#18158217 - 04/23/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Weed grown on mars, that would be some.dank shit. I would go as long as I am the official cannabis researcher.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Skne405]
#18158246 - 04/23/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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weed grown on mars would probably give you cancer
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: itchmynipple]
#18158297 - 04/23/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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itchmynipple said: weed grown on mars would probably give you cancer
this is what I dont understand.. How do they expect to do this with the atmosphere of mars and no magnetic field to stop the radiation. The astronauts who get there will probably die within a year from radiation poisoning.. or way sooner if a solar flare occurs while their on their way to mars.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: tripp23]
#18158332 - 04/23/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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high tech armor on the ship and suits to prevent radiation and solar flares?
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: itchmynipple]
#18158341 - 04/23/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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ain't no goats on mars
sneak some goats aboard your flight
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18158356 - 04/23/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: fee]
#18158391 - 04/23/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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hide drugs in your anus. win/win
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: danlennon3]
#18158417 - 04/23/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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anyone else think massive boredom will lead to gigantic orgys?
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: itchmynipple]
#18158423 - 04/23/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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I bet Mars has some crazy red dust you can sniff in exchange... No need for any imports.
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: Jesus Cristo]
#18158453 - 04/23/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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just convince your boss that 'hemp' will be an ideal candidate for the hydroponic gardens, and that it is a multi-use plant with amazing properties--then just bring along a couple seeds of your own strains
as for lsd, convert to whatever religion has the largest amounts of holy books--proceed to print up your own 'special' copy of these books and convince your boss that they are a necessity for you to bring
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Re: question about the one-way Mars expedition [Re: itchmynipple]
#18158705 - 04/23/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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itchmynipple said: anyone else think massive boredom will lead to gigantic orgys?
Yes. And I bet they'll all kill each other within weeks once they realize what they got themselves into. Thats where my weed and acid plan comes into play
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Jesus Cristo said: So I guess nasa is recruiting candidates to be the first people to visit and live on mars, without coming back to earth. Just a one way trip.
So my question before submitting my video application is if you're allowed to bring large amounts of lsd and marijuana with you? Theyre not illegal on mars right? What could nasa say?
lol and....
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sVs said: Nah dude, establishing life on a new planet which doesn't foster a native environment conducive to human is a total breeze. Blaze 24/7 365, brah. Get mad fucked up in space and like, look at stars and shit, bro.
lololol
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