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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BoomerMan420]
    #18141906 - 04/20/13 08:54 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

dont do the pussy facepalm thing , i love guns.
deal widdit .


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman]
    #18142000 - 04/20/13 09:11 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

"also yea they are shitbags, but they are the only friends i have now where i can let my freak flag fly completely uninhibited."

Best fucking friends to have Crystal!

Hope things aren't getting too wild with that .44

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LaughingSoDreamy]
    #18142683 - 04/21/13 12:10 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

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Crystal G said:
but fuuuuck, my trainer is starting to prey on preteen girls. he showed me a pic of this girl he picked up today, OMFG she had braces and didnt look a day over 13. i just gave him tips about how not to get caught. like dont ever send her any texts that could incriminate him, dont ever show up at her house where her parents live, etc. i cant help but think and act like a criminal around him, he just brings it out of me.



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ive met/known lots of dudes who have fucked girls passed outt. ive met way too much dudes who drug up girls and fuck em.



What the fuck happened too this thread?


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18142700 - 04/21/13 12:16 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

《==== wants to see more of crystal!  Come on girl.  :wink:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: jjhitman]
    #18142761 - 04/21/13 12:35 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

this thread was entertaining.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: centipad]
    #18143007 - 04/21/13 02:15 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

This thread is morally ambiguous.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18143140 - 04/21/13 03:32 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

:popcorn:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: automan]
    #18143342 - 04/21/13 05:35 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

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hit the whistle, maaaaaaaaaaaaang




Typically I do, but I've found in this particular forum at least that it's more effective to call out offending posts and also a call to attention that it's probably something a moderator should be picking up on. This after several times of witnessing at least one forum moderator carry out casual conversations about themselves in between posts of blatant abuse of the rules. Last time I did this the user stopped by himself and edited out his posts, while in the meantime an administrator said it wasn't actually a problem because the OP themselves didn't report the user. Doesn't really fit with promoting the intention of what kind of forum it is supposed to be since that isn't something that's determined solely by the intent of the OP in response to someone breaking the rules but hey, that's cool too. :grin:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: fireworks_god]
    #18143359 - 04/21/13 05:43 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

Either way in the future I won't comment on what a moderator should do and will leave it as simply a comment that says that according to the rules it shouldn't be in this thread. One of my biggest pet peeves are people who don't actually look to moderate but like to have the tag next to their name to supplement their posting-on-the-Shroomery lifestyle. I feel like I've sufficiently vented this frustration now. :wink:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: fireworks_god]
    #18143369 - 04/21/13 05:48 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

Sweet, good times  looks like u all had a good time thats wat matters

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: jmoney757]
    #18143449 - 04/21/13 06:42 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

can't tell if thread is cool or everything that is wrong with world


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: g00ru]
    #18143452 - 04/21/13 06:44 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

really crystal g this puts your dream in perspective :yesnod:

good job getting action, but don't help mr. trainer prey on preteen girls, thats bad news


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: g00ru]
    #18143790 - 04/21/13 10:02 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

I just dont like rapos. and they get laid more than me. im the nice dude who fights for woman and shiiit and all the immature girls be liking the dumbass dudes. just be safe ive seen hella sketchy shit its easy to get tied up into shit like that.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LaughingSoDreamy]
    #18143905 - 04/21/13 10:33 AM (11 years, 30 days ago)

dude, so last night we were all sleeping in the same room but on separate beds. in the middle of the night i feel somebody crawl into my bed and get on top of me and try to take my panties off. i am basically the worst person in the world to wake up, i am the crankiest motherfucker ever when i get woken up. it is the fastest way to get on my enemys side.

i was half asleep when this happened, so i could have sworn it felt and smelled like my trainers best friend. so i swatted his hand away and said "get the fuck off me!!!!" he started trying to take my panties off again, so this time i just straight up decked the dude in the face. :lol:

he whimpered and left my bed and went to the bathroom to go wank it. i fell asleep laughing on the way down.

i was the most pissed off he woke me out of my sleep more than anything. :crankey: the funny thing was. he woke me out of a wet dream i was having. i was having a wet dream about my trainer and his best friend lol.

the next morning, i told my trainer that his friend tried to fuck me in my sleep. he was like "that wasnt my friend. that was me." i just busted up laughing this makes it that much funnier that i decked him in the face. :lolsy:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18144027 - 04/21/13 11:06 AM (11 years, 29 days ago)

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Crystal G said:
dude, so last night we were all sleeping in the same room but on separate beds. in the middle of the night i feel somebody crawl into my bed and get on top of me and try to take my panties off. i am basically the worst person in the world to wake up, i am the crankiest motherfucker ever when i get woken up. it is the fastest way to get on my enemys side.

i was half asleep when this happened, so i could have sworn it felt and smelled like my trainers best friend. so i swatted his hand away and said "get the fuck off me!!!!" he started trying to take my panties off again, so this time i just straight up decked the dude in the face. :lol:

he whimpered and left my bed and went to the bathroom to go wank it. i fell asleep laughing on the way down.

i was the most pissed off he woke me out of my sleep more than anything. :crankey: the funny thing was. he woke me out of a wet dream i was having. i was having a wet dream about my trainer and his best friend lol.

the next morning, i told my trainer that his friend tried to fuck me in my sleep. he was like "that wasnt my friend. that was me." i just busted up laughing this makes it that much funnier that i decked him in the face. :lolsy:



this is so fucking weird


somebody was trying to get with you when you were sleeping, you punched them in the face, and then they went to the bathroom to masturbate? and it's like all cool and normal?


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18144073 - 04/21/13 11:16 AM (11 years, 29 days ago)

Yea idk man.
This thread really has me contemplating all sorts of crazy?
How she thinks this is normal and morally right perplexes me

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] * 1
    #18144108 - 04/21/13 11:24 AM (11 years, 29 days ago)

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How she thinks this is normal and morally right perplexes me







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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Bassfreak]
    #18144163 - 04/21/13 11:37 AM (11 years, 29 days ago)

I'd cum all over her face with my monster cock.  It would make trainer and trainers best friend look like chodes.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: centipad]
    #18144216 - 04/21/13 11:58 AM (11 years, 29 days ago)

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I'd cum all over her face with my monster cock.  It would make trainer and trainers best friend look like chodes.



i vouche this for myself too, it be alot more cum though youd have to close yo eyes fo sho XD

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: centipad]
    #18144421 - 04/21/13 12:44 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

I could not for the life of me get a good night
Sleep knowing there's two pedo testosterone junkies sleeping next to me.
And ones wanking in the bathroom.

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