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OfflineForestdie
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #18120891 - 04/16/13 09:28 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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OfflineHerbologist
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Forestdie]
    #18129898 - 04/18/13 02:09 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Great Jodi Arias made it to the shroomery and even posted pics!


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Herbologist]
    #18130393 - 04/18/13 03:51 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Why, is that her mug?

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OfflineTripsurfer
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Me_Roy]
    #18134411 - 04/19/13 08:52 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Thats awesom Crystal! I would be totally  :whacker: if I hadn't  :whacker: already today...

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18136986 - 04/19/13 06:53 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Crystal your stories are just plain fucking awesome. :dawerp:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: GuZ]
    #18138759 - 04/20/13 01:53 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

so im in the car on a last minute road trip to arizona with my trainer and his best friend (the same one i got in the threesome with). epic bromance time. i loved when my trainer said we should all get matching outfits cause the three of us are such good looking dudes. :lol: i have joined the circle of ALPHANEISM, motherfuckers!! cant wait to get all swoll and punk dudes for their dick. :lol:

we just went on a heist before crossing the border and jacked all these bodybuilding supplements from a drugstore LOL.

but fuuuuck, my trainer is starting to prey on preteen girls. he showed me a pic of this girl he picked up today, OMFG she had braces and didnt look a day over 13. i just gave him tips about how not to get caught. like dont ever send her any texts that could incriminate him, dont ever show up at her house where her parents live, etc. i cant help but think and act like a criminal around him, he just brings it out of me.

anyway, im texting that huge roided out freak from my other thread: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18040156/page/1

he agreed to come out to a bbq for my grilled short ribs. if the stars align right, i will proceed to get hulk smashed!! lolol

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #18138778 - 04/20/13 01:59 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

um if he's going all pedo you need to kill his ass .:confused:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman] * 1
    #18138945 - 04/20/13 04:10 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

honestly, shes prolly more like 16. she just looks really really young cause of the braces. but who am i to stop them? i mean shoot i was a horndog at that age. i would have paid money to bang a guy like my trainer in the sack.

watch. in two weeks my trainers going to realize he made a mistake, when this girl ends up falling in love with him after their first bang, and wants to run off and get married to him. :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18138953 - 04/20/13 04:26 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
we just went on a heist before crossing the border and jacked all these bodybuilding supplements from a drugstore LOL.

but fuuuuck, my trainer is starting to prey on preteen girls. he showed me a pic of this girl he picked up today, OMFG she had braces and didnt look a day over 13. i just gave him tips about how not to get caught.




Really!!
Your committing robberies and giving advice to a Pedo how to avoid the Law!!
This thread went from crazy to creepy fast.
And thieves don't prosper. Maybe you should step back and analyze
This situation. Sounds like your headed down a slippery road having this guy as a friend.
I see alot of Potential from you Crystal but your easily infleuneced I believe by the wrong people.
Happy 420 and keep out of trouble

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OfflineLaughingSoDreamy
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18140121 - 04/20/13 12:33 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
so im in the car on a last minute road trip to arizona with my trainer and his best friend (the same one i got in the threesome with). epic bromance time. i loved when my trainer said we should all get matching outfits cause the three of us are such good looking dudes. :lol: i have joined the circle of ALPHANEISM, motherfuckers!! cant wait to get all swoll and punk dudes for their dick. :lol:

we just went on a heist before crossing the border and jacked all these bodybuilding supplements from a drugstore LOL.

but fuuuuck, my trainer is starting to prey on preteen girls. he showed me a pic of this girl he picked up today, OMFG she had braces and didnt look a day over 13. i just gave him tips about how not to get caught. like dont ever send her any texts that could incriminate him, dont ever show up at her house where her parents live, etc. i cant help but think and act like a criminal around him, he just brings it out of me.

anyway, im texting that huge roided out freak from my other thread: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18040156/page/1

he agreed to come out to a bbq for my grilled short ribs. if the stars align right, i will proceed to get hulk smashed!! lolol




Girl you better than that dont let a roided muscle fag fool you. i know your rebelious and stuff but stealing shit and the pedo is weird to me personally. i hate faggits who target young teens (because their a easy target) and i think they should be capped in the head. im not judging im just saying dont let bad influences totally fuck you over you can be a rebel, keep your individuality, and fuck the system without doing criminal shit. and how well do you know this dude he might be a rapo for all you know. just keep it positive yet chaotic if thats your style but be careful theirs sketchy people out their.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18140180 - 04/20/13 12:52 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

CrystalG, those guys are way more messed up than you. Get the hell away from them. I don't think sex is worth it

Edited by automan (04/20/13 03:30 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18140185 - 04/20/13 12:54 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)


Dude you need to keep it natural get the fuck off those chemicals girl im telling you, you dont need coke, x, xanax, heroin, meth anything fuck all those stupid ass drugs.

Edited by automan (04/20/13 03:31 PM)

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Offlinefireworks_godS
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Roflspammer] * 1
    #18140637 - 04/20/13 03:04 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)



I'm sure there must be a moderator around here somewhere worthy of the title. A proper mod would delete this post and issue a warning. :yesnod:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: fireworks_god]
    #18140756 - 04/20/13 03:32 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

hit the whistle, maaaaaaaaaaaaang


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OfflineLaughingSoDreamy
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18140796 - 04/20/13 03:39 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

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CrystalG, those guys are way more messed up than you. Get the hell away from them. I don't think sex is worth it



seriously.... its funny ive never taken roids and im 10x the size of that dude in muscles i bet hes alpha male bs kinda dude too.

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LaughingSoDreamy]
    #18141596 - 04/20/13 07:35 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

my trainer doesnt take roids. he took one cycle a year ago and got way more massive, but lost it all after he got off the roids. also. he might not be massive but he is strong. he bench presses 320 and does 200lb dumbbells for chest press.

also yea they are shitbags, but they are the only friends i have now where i can let my freak flag fly completely uninhibited.

as for where i know this guy from. i went on heroin and oxy runs with my trainer over two years ago. hes been sober for two years. no alcohol no cigs nothing. i dont bother lecturing him about the underaged girl cause he aint gunna listen to me. he will learn on his own what kinda mistake hes making.

his friend is way more rapey than he is. my trainer told me he fucked a chick who was passed out drunk once. even my trainer, the biggest scumbag of all time, said he thought that was seriously fucked up and disgusting. i dont hook up with his friend anymore and havent in a while now.

anyway. im gunna go get drunk and shoot a 44 magnum now. none of us have gotten laid out on this trip ha. so lame. people arent as hot as cali people thats for sure lol

Edited by Crystal G (04/20/13 07:43 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18141648 - 04/20/13 07:52 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

44 magnum , droool .


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman]
    #18141678 - 04/20/13 07:57 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

LOL :facepalm:

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OfflineLaughingSoDreamy
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18141684 - 04/20/13 08:00 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

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Crystal G said:
my trainer doesnt take roids. he took one cycle a year ago and got way more massive, but lost it all after he got off the roids. also. he might not be massive but he is strong. he bench presses 320 and does 200lb dumbbells for chest press.

also yea they are shitbags, but they are the only friends i have now where i can let my freak flag fly completely uninhibited.

as for where i know this guy from. i went on heroin and oxy runs with my trainer over two years ago. hes been sober for two years. no alcohol no cigs nothing. i dont bother lecturing him about the underaged girl cause he aint gunna listen to me. he will learn on his own what kinda mistake hes making.

his friend is way more rapey than he is. my trainer told me he fucked a chick who was passed out drunk once. even my trainer, the biggest scumbag of all time, said he thought that was seriously fucked up and disgusting. i dont hook up with his friend anymore and havent in a while now.

anyway. im gunna go get drunk and shoot a 44 magnum now. none of us have gotten laid out on this trip ha. so lame. people arent as hot as cali people thats for sure lol




ive met/known lots of dudes who have fucked girls passed out, ive stopped drunk fueled rapings and got beat the fuck up for it too. you dont want those kind of "guys" in your life, i mean yea i was being hard on the drugs but they seem to go hand in hand with that kind of bullshit. ive met way too much dudes who drug up girls and fuck em. it disgusts me on so much levels i cant even talk about it without getting pissed... makes me wanna get a 44 magnum and shoot em in the head. i cant even watch rape scenes in movies, it tickles my heart strings, i think its more fucked than murder in a way.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LaughingSoDreamy]
    #18141693 - 04/20/13 08:02 PM (11 years, 30 days ago)

And shes sucking the dude off :cookiemonster:

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