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Prisoner#1
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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: fapjack]
#18022482 - 03/28/13 05:04 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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fapjack said: If I'm banging some dude in the ass while a chick that is menstrating underneath him then I blow my load into his ass and he pushes his semen out of his ass into her vagina and she gets pregnant, who is the father?
bill motherfucking cosby
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LosAngelesGraff
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Is the shroomery secretly ran by the thule society?
(I saw some German's talking about shutting the site down when we had the last crash)
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LosAngelesGraff said: Is the shroomery secretly ran by the thule society?
(I saw some German's talking about shutting the site down when we had the last crash)
Are you the guy who took something like 30g dry a few years ago and went psychotic for a few weeks?
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Prisoner#1
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LosAngelesGraff said: Is the shroomery secretly ran by the thule society?
no, it's pretty well out in the open if you know about it
THE THULE SOCIETY© A Subsidiarity of The Illuminati Corp®
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gENERIX
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: NWlight]
#18037894 - 03/31/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: Hey pris do you like butter on your pancakes? How much?
Also, I just did the math on your posts-per-day count. For over 10 years, you're averaging 1.33 posts per minute. Do you ever have to slap your family around when they try to interfere with your internet life? How much?
not sure how you did your math. I calculated one post every ~30 mins
Well I'll be damned. Now is that a record or what? With that being said, what I'd like to know is when will you be called upon by the White House to receive your badge of honour? More importantly, what would your speech be if it had to be summed up on one short sentence?
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: gENERIX]
#18038006 - 03/31/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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gENERIX said:
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NWlight said:
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I_was_the_walrus said: Hey pris do you like butter on your pancakes? How much?
Also, I just did the math on your posts-per-day count. For over 10 years, you're averaging 1.33 posts per minute. Do you ever have to slap your family around when they try to interfere with your internet life? How much?
not sure how you did your math. I calculated one post every ~30 mins
Well I'll be damned. Now is that a record or what? With that being said, what I'd like to know is when will you be called upon by the White House to receive your badge of honour? More importantly, what would your speech be if it had to be summed up on one short sentence?
I actually have an appointment to pick up my badge and ID in the morning
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fapjack
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18038298 - 03/31/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do you regret having children?
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18038301 - 03/31/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do you celebrate Easter in any way?
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Prisoner#1
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fapjack said: Do you regret having children?
no
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Do you celebrate Easter in any way?
I try not to but between my kids learning of this holiday and my mom, I'm forced to
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18038393 - 03/31/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is locking your kids in the basement with the TV on bad parenting?
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18039322 - 03/31/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pris, If I find a child and they cannot speak yet, does that mean I get to raise them as one of my own? But only until the day that they are old enough to find out the identity of the parents who left him/her behind and seek cartoon violence vengeance on them and their "new" family?
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Prisoner#1
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: fapjack]
#18039459 - 03/31/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Is locking your kids in the basement with the TV on bad parenting?
I dont have a basement
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something super extreme
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18039462 - 03/31/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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What is your area of choice when it comes to imprisoning your children? Personally I was leaning towards a sealed vehicle on a hot day.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: lil_demented]
#18039469 - 03/31/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: Pris, If I find a child and they cannot speak yet, does that mean I get to raise them as one of my own? But only until the day that they are old enough to find out the identity of the parents who left him/her behind and seek cartoon violence vengeance on them and their "new" family?
if you find a small child that's too young to talk it's unlikely they'll ever know who their real parents were and the FBI will want to know how exactly you "found" that child
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Prisoner#1
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sVs said: What is your area of choice when it comes to imprisoning your children? Personally I was leaning towards a sealed vehicle on a hot day.
they used to do that on their own, I just tell them to get the fuck out and not come home until they can catch me 3 poisonous snakes or 1 bobcat, they've been trying to make excuses claiming all they can find are harmless lizards and grasshoppers
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Beanhead
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18039479 - 03/31/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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How do I make the perfect burger?
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Prisoner#1
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Beanhead]
#18039486 - 03/31/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: How do I make the perfect burger?
first you raise a cow
I'll give you further instructions in 2 years when it's time to slaughter it
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18039500 - 03/31/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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They're just not trying hard enough, the slackers.
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Prisoner#1
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yeah... that's what I'm thinking
lazy little hippie bastards "but dad, it could bite us and we could die"
well dont get bit then!
how hard was that
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Beanhead
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GROWIES ASK PRISONER 1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18039573 - 03/31/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pris can you fix the forums, all the threads are gone everywhere
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