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Invisibleliquidlounge

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Re: Council of Elders [Re: redgreenvines]
    #24442259 - 06/28/17 02:10 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
A True Puppet Master never asks for permission. :nonono:



I want to put on my headset, walk downtown and have full control over humans. :cool:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24443637 - 06/29/17 12:59 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I'll nominate myself. Qualifications:

+) is that I'm not sure there is much practical virtue in having a council of elders....and wouldn't expect or want much power while being on that council.

2. I will continue to be a fly by user poking my head in sporadic ways....

3. Decent with clarifying ambiguity....although other side of coin is too dense loss of humorist side....


Sign me honor your club so I can have excuse to cut my San Pedro down and make crazy posts all night soon.


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24452182 - 07/02/17 02:01 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
We do need a mess cook/waiter to prepare and serve hors d'oeuvres. Interested?



Honestly, what are we waiting for? :shrug:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: liquidlounge]
    #24456286 - 07/04/17 08:24 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

APPLICATION
for
COUNCIL OF ELDERS



Dear OrgoneConclusion,

In regards to the previously advertised job opening, if the position is still available I, Wolfiewolfie, hereby submit my application for the position of Council Elderman.


SKILLS & QUALIFICATIONS

  • Like any good wolf, I am able to work efficiently both as a team and as an individual
  • Can effectivly discuss important issues in a professionally unbias manor
  • Constantly prepared for any possible challenges
  • Always consciously working to improving both myself and my colleagues
  • Highly adaptable in any given situation
  • Consistantly achieving quality results in a time efficient manor
  • Passionate about problem solving - any solution is a matter of WHEN, not IF


VALUES

  • Dislike children on my front lawn
  • Honest
  • Loyal
  • Dedicated
  • Brings fresh, 'outside the box' perspectives to situations when needed.
  • Punctual
  • Conducts one's self in a professional manor while also keeping the environment light and 'fun'


EXPERIENCE

  • Shroomery member for 2 years and 29 days
  • 1600+ post count
  • Vast range of life experience spanning over 27 years 2 months and 14 days


EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

  • Mc Donalds
  • Information Technology
  • Graphic / Web Design
  • Not A Secret Agent (NASA)
  • Freelancer
  • Manufacturing / Fabrication


Based on the above information, I believe that I am the perfect candidate for this job opening. If accepted, I will bring a unique perspective and skillset to the table which will greatly benifit the Council and it's members, ensuring both the immediate and future success of the Council.

I thank you for taking the time to read my application. I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours sincerely,



Wolfiewolfie


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24456698 - 07/04/17 12:07 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Whos is the Elderestest here ? :grin:

But I'm already confident with my role as The Mystic Grey Eminence who decides in the background already :sun:
Oops, identity uncovered :blush:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: BlueCoyote]
    #24456730 - 07/04/17 12:25 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

The entire purpose of this thread was to unveil you and it worked! :elmo:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #24456737 - 07/04/17 12:28 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

wolfiewolfie said:
APPLICATION
for
COUNCIL OF ELDERS



Dear OrgoneConclusion,

In regards to the previously advertised job opening, if the position is still available I, Wolfiewolfie, hereby submit my application for the position of Council Elderman.


SKILLS & QUALIFICATIONS

  • Like any good wolf, I am able to work efficiently both as a team and as an individual
  • Can effectivly discuss important issues in a professionally unbias manor
  • Constantly prepared for any possible challenges
  • Always consciously working to improving both myself and my colleagues
  • Highly adaptable in any given situation
  • Consistantly achieving quality results in a time efficient manor
  • Passionate about problem solving - any solution is a matter of WHEN, not IF


VALUES

  • Dislike children on my front lawn
  • Honest
  • Loyal
  • Dedicated
  • Brings fresh, 'outside the box' perspectives to situations when needed.
  • Punctual
  • Conducts one's self in a professional manor while also keeping the environment light and 'fun'


EXPERIENCE

  • Shroomery member for 2 years and 29 days
  • 1600+ post count
  • Vast range of life experience spanning over 27 years 2 months and 14 days


EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

  • Mc Donalds
  • Information Technology
  • Graphic / Web Design
  • Not A Secret Agent (NASA)
  • Freelancer
  • Manufacturing / Fabrication


Based on the above information, I believe that I am the perfect candidate for this job opening. If accepted, I will bring a unique perspective and skillset to the table which will greatly benifit the Council and it's members, ensuring both the immediate and future success of the Council.

I thank you for taking the time to read my application. I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours sincerely,



Wolfiewolfie





Very professional, but do you have a hot sister? :naughty:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24456909 - 07/04/17 01:21 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

If I submitted my resume there might have to be a new Quake coming out.

Too many video games as a kid rotted my head.

I just wish to have a sparkler in my hands to stare at.

Parents seem to be the ultimate on the food chain.

Replace grain with rye and you fabricate yourself a hefty piece,  of bread.

Maybe my elders could remix some x-mas songs to sing on the day of Saint Nick.

ST. Nick would bring all the chimes and rythem back from the caverns of the 50's.

New fad...short hair cuts with a smoothie king right around the corner to replenish your electrolites.

If George Bush was president I would make him study the Koron 7 times and read it backwards with a magic page flipper to help out the ease.
Maybe he would plant more apple trees.
What gives.


What a nice child I saw today on the park bench.  I tried to bring his hope up but he was too busy listening to a sax on a rectangular device I have never seen before.

What comes of technology when the symptoms of a cough are taken care by am elder.
Different strokes for different by folks is ideal for creation of the magenta of the troops that got sent home on that dreary Sunday.
Wounds internal and spiritual.

One hot wonder here. 

Depression in the elders arms may plant a new seed of the division of humanity and exhale the sinus infection caused and used by greenhouse gases.

Always stay tight and know you are safe take care of my friends.

Keep piece of the knight in your heart and remember King Louj.


Edited by Massful (07/04/17 01:26 PM)


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24456928 - 07/04/17 01:27 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
Very professional, but do you have a hot sister? :naughty:




Ofcause I do.


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24456940 - 07/04/17 01:31 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
The entire purpose of this thread was to unveil you and it worked! :elmo:




I agree, I was wrong...

:stoner:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: BlueCoyote]
    #24456961 - 07/04/17 01:39 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Women are gems in disguise.

Remember The Day We Won?


I do have one sister but I'm not su tree you cold could hang with her because she drinks Fabulous Soap when she's sick and drinks a ounce of Crystal Mineral seeping from this summer time well.

Paper clips,  tooth picks, and other cleaning products cost just one dollar


Try to bring your inner child back and you may be the Angel Child.


Try soaking your feet in a bucket ladies and the boys get to poor soap in there tub to detox you from all the shame and guilt One has replenished


I will send you my Resume.  Just message me for the correct Credentials.

Happy Day of Happy Day.

:elmo:  :encryptedpm:

This meeting seems to be relenquished back to the spur of the moment Tree.


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: Massful]
    #24457129 - 07/04/17 03:00 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I guess I just take the sister :tongue2:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #24460029 - 07/05/17 06:58 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
Very professional, but do you have a hot sister? :naughty:




I thought the COE quit doing human sacrifice? :confused:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: Rahz]
    #24460074 - 07/05/17 07:17 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

ya got some elders here?


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: liquidlounge]
    #26496703 - 02/21/20 09:30 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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liquidlounge said:
Did you find a replacement yet?

Diploid is dead.



Icelander passed away as well.

What is the current status of the Council of Elders?


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: Pinkerton]
    #26496721 - 02/21/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

?, mostly I try to divert attention from age.
it is counter-effective to attractiveness.


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: redgreenvines]
    #26496763 - 02/21/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Hummph... an elder worth of the council isn't concerned with attractiveness. That rest home smell adds to the mystique :naughty:

Anyway... The council must persevere for the sake of all humanity. New (old) blood is needed. I'll be 50 soon...

:justcantwait:


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: Rahz]
    #26496822 - 02/21/20 10:51 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I guess it's yours if you want it.
I am a member of the shroomery, that's enough.


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: redgreenvines]
    #26496836 - 02/21/20 11:00 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I hear at meetings they have fresh popcorn with real butter.


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Re: Council of Elders [Re: Rahz]
    #26497112 - 02/21/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

buttered pop corn is not my thing

but I love the movies, can I have hot dogs?


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