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imachavel
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18389440 - 06/08/13 07:54 PM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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imachavel said:
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Crystal G said: For obvious reasons I am not posting our faces or anything other identifying features that could possibly incriminate us.
We also have a really funny picture of all of us doing it while wearing paintball goggles, but I can't exactly post that without showing all of our faces.
I still have dried up jizz on my face.
Tonight was a good night, Shroomery! 
New Facebook update: "Great teamwork guys!!!" (and then tagged the two of them in it) 
You look toned
Looks are deceiving, aren't they? That is my body after working out for like maybe 2 weeks, and maintaining slim by eating less than 800 calories a day.
If I look toned, it's probably whatever muscle that remained from the sports I used to play when I was a lot younger.
I didn't give my full undisclosed opinion, I saw your toned legs, then what appears to be a penis entering your vagina, and then some blurred photos of your face 
You look like you had fun
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: imachavel]
#18393490 - 06/09/13 06:07 PM (11 years, 22 days ago) |
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Looks like fun.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: SpeedDemon95]
#18393576 - 06/09/13 06:27 PM (11 years, 22 days ago) |
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I could have had a 3 some once with my best friend at the time and this chick we worked with. We were all drinking at his house and me and her ended up making out on his bed. It slowly escalated to where I was fingering her and she was doing some stupid fucking shit with her hands on my dick that didnt feel good at all.
Then my friend walked in on us and she told him to stay. But the second he layed in the bed I felt way uncomfortable. I quietly got up and layed on the couch with blue balls. She ended up coming out and basically begging me to come back but it was just too fucking weird.
Looking back I am kind of upset I didnt give it a shot but oh well. I did end up banging her about 2 weeks later anyways at work
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18393682 - 06/09/13 06:53 PM (11 years, 22 days ago) |
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Its not for everyone with anyone man, there's some friends of mine I wouldn't mind tag teaming with but then there's others which it wouldn't fly.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18393928 - 06/09/13 07:51 PM (11 years, 22 days ago) |
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Drewsifer69 said: ...and she was doing some stupid fucking shit with her hands on my dick that didnt feel good at all.
I just choked on my dinner. Sounds super awkward.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: keyohnah]
#18396017 - 06/10/13 05:58 AM (11 years, 21 days ago) |
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Drewsifer69 said: ...and she was doing some stupid fucking shit with her hands on my dick that didnt feel good at all.
I just choked on my dinner. Sounds super awkward.
yeah this had me laughing as well.
please go into further description as to what exactly she was doing
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18404016 - 06/11/13 04:20 PM (11 years, 20 days ago) |
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So my best friend just called me right now completely fucked up out of his mind.
He was mumbling and I could barely hear him so I was like, "DUDE WTF is wrong with you??"
He was like, "I broke my jaw dude. I was all shitfaced at the bar with my friend, and I punched him and broke his nose. He got all pissed at me so I let him punch me back, and he broke my jaw. My jaw is completely wired shut right now. And now I'm on painkillers."
Me: 
Man, he sounded soooo fucked up. He was slurring so bad and barely making any sense, so I ended up having to hang up on him after like a minute. I'll call him back in a few days, hopefully he would have sobered up by then.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18404029 - 06/11/13 04:22 PM (11 years, 20 days ago) |
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hahahaha haa oh man. im so glad i just got on the shroomery.
wasn't he a former junkie of some sort? Hopefully not an opiate fiend?
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes] 1
#18423553 - 06/15/13 02:36 PM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Apostle
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18423561 - 06/15/13 02:37 PM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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oh wow,
this thread
has delicious energy

time to absorb all of this naughty data.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] 1
#18423563 - 06/15/13 02:38 PM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Lifegoals: Getting a mini penis ✓
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18423569 - 06/15/13 02:40 PM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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memes
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 4
#18423883 - 06/15/13 03:46 PM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Lifegoals: Getting a mini penis ✓
"You wouldn't want to be with a girl with an oversized clit?" "No, because the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick"
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18428343 - 06/16/13 03:52 PM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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meams said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Lifegoals: Getting a mini penis ✓
"You wouldn't want to be with a girl with an oversized clit?" "No, because the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick"
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: pwnasaurus] 1
#18435594 - 06/18/13 05:53 AM (11 years, 13 days ago) |
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So my best friend is over at my place right now crashed out on my couch... earlier we were both showing off our muscles to each other LMFAO. And at this one point I took off my shirt (I was wearing an ordinary sports bra underneath), to show him the wings and the v taper I was developing. Well, I saw the look on his face when I was flexing, and I could tell he was eyeing me like he thought I was the hottest thing in the world, and he wanted to fuck me. His look kinda freaked me out, so I immediately put my shirt back on and changed the subject from muscle talk.
Now, im sitting here really stoned and super fucking horny and regretting my decision.we are planning to shroom tomorrow, but the thing is, I get insanely horny and have the most intense orgasms on mushrooms. What should I do with my best friend lol?
P.s. I just started my test cycle, so im sure once it kicks in im going to be so horny, ill be calling up every dude in my phone. Im sure I will get to the point where im so desperate, ill eventually fuck him anyway. Good or bad idea?
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18435708 - 06/18/13 07:11 AM (11 years, 13 days ago) |
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Do eet, ya know ya want it
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Constantine]
#18437450 - 06/18/13 02:52 PM (11 years, 13 days ago) |
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Idk if Id want to trip having my jaw wired shut, some how I think a really bad trip would happen...
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] 1
#18437626 - 06/18/13 03:27 PM (11 years, 13 days ago) |
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Crystal G said: So my best friend is over at my place right now crashed out on my couch... earlier we were both showing off our muscles to each other LMFAO. And at this one point I took off my shirt (I was wearing an ordinary sports bra underneath), to show him the wings and the v taper I was developing. Well, I saw the look on his face when I was flexing, and I could tell he was eyeing me like he thought I was the hottest thing in the world, and he wanted to fuck me. His look kinda freaked me out, so I immediately put my shirt back on and changed the subject from muscle talk.
Now, im sitting here really stoned and super fucking horny and regretting my decision.we are planning to shroom tomorrow, but the thing is, I get insanely horny and have the most intense orgasms on mushrooms. What should I do with my best friend lol?
P.s. I just started my test cycle, so im sure once it kicks in im going to be so horny, ill be calling up every dude in my phone. Im sure I will get to the point where im so desperate, ill eventually fuck him anyway. Good or bad idea?
We all know you're gonna fuck him anyways and rage about the massive clit boner you had and how awesome it was after
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18437901 - 06/18/13 04:20 PM (11 years, 13 days ago) |
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Be sure to post videos
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Crystal G said: im going to be so horny, ill be calling up every dude in my phone
I'll you my phone number
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89]
#18439171 - 06/18/13 08:30 PM (11 years, 13 days ago) |
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I decided not to go for it. Let's just say, the dude cannot handle his drugs.
I mean I will give him a little credit, since his jaw is wired shut, he basically hasn't had any real food for like 2 weeks straight, so the shroom tea probably hit him SUPER FUCKING HARD... fuck I felt sooooo fucking bad for him. 
But mentality wise, he's just not all there upstairs. He's got too many anger issues and paranoia issues that were all coming out in his trip, and the vibe was not at all right between us. I couldn't stop laughing watching him though. He thinks he's tough as shit, but he acts just like a scared little kid when he is in the ghetto. And the fits of rage he gets to compensate for it... it honestly amazes me how weak he is.
All I could think in my head was, "Man, I am so much tougher than you. You're a man, fucking grow up."
A guy like that who is not at all receptive to his own psyche, I can't imagine being good in bed. So I'm not even going to go there with him.
AUUUGHHHH and it pisses me off too, cause I didn't even want to take mushrooms today, I only did because he wanted to so bad. And I'm still kinda tripping, and he pretty much deserted me to smoke bowls with his friend. I didn't want to go smoke bowls, all that shit is going to throw me off my workout schedule. I personally can't wait for this shit to wear off, so I can hit the gym today. These roids have finally kicked in for me, my face is OILY AS FUCKKKK I'm looking like one GREASY MOTHERFUCKER. I really need to get my swole on right now ASAP!
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