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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: FishOilTheKid]
#18307266 - 05/23/13 12:25 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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fuck the haters do whatever you want crystal within the bounds of the law and if not just dont get caught.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: tdubz] 1
#18307423 - 05/23/13 01:16 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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OMG I just woke up from the weirdest wet dream involving my trainer...
I dreamt we were at this park late at night in the hood, and walking in this parking lot. And I was like, "Come chase me down like an animal."
So I started running away from him, and he straight up ran after me and tackled me like a football player LOL. We both did a somersault as he tackled me from behind. He starts ripping and tearing off all my clothes, and all I could think was how FUCKING HOT THIS WAS.
He put it in me, and I was already on the verge of cumming. The whole time, it felt like one giant long orgasm.
When I woke up, my heartbeat was POUNDING like a motherfucker. I thought I was going to have a heart attack OMG. Roids dreams are fucking amazing!!!
I contemplated not telling my trainer about it, thinking it might just aggravate him and encourage his behavior even more, but I couldn't resist. I told him. He laughed. The sick fuck. 
Edit: wow I just remembered I fucked like 3 other guys in my dream. I was on a mission! This must be a sign LOL
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18308267 - 05/23/13 08:48 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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not gonna lie. thats a pretty hot dream haha. I've done something similiar to my gf a few times irl. I'd shove her face into the pillow (or grass if we're in a park) and rip off her clothes then fuck her while slapping and choking her!
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: psyconaught]
#18308584 - 05/23/13 10:35 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah that does sound pretty hot. So what's stopping you guys from re-enacting this Crystal? I figured he'd be down for that after you told him about it.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Ballerium]
#18308820 - 05/23/13 11:43 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did you read the thread? The trainer is a psycho. Like a bad psycho, I think.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#18310548 - 05/23/13 05:51 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is reaching messageboard cancer status
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: 8ow8] 1
#18310643 - 05/23/13 06:11 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Welcome to the shroomery
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] 1
#18311265 - 05/23/13 07:57 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Somehow I'm more disturbed by that juggalo tattoo than anything else in this thread.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#18311266 - 05/23/13 07:58 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Did you read the thread? The trainer is a psycho. Like a bad psycho, I think.
I did read it. I mean they've already had sex and I was under the impression that they were still friends so why not? I think it fits in perfectly with the psycho roid rage shenanigans.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Ballerium]
#18311647 - 05/23/13 09:14 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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definitely par for the course
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Ballerium]
#18311664 - 05/23/13 09:18 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Man, my trainer forced me to drink some of that Hemo-Rage shit, the same shit that makes him all cracked out and crazy.
I kept saying, "NO, I don't want to drink it, you don't understand how sensitive I am to caffeine, I don't even drink COFFEE!!!!" But he kept pushing and pushing and wouldn't take no for an answer!!
He straight-up bullied me and peer pressured me into downing that shit. I kept taking sips of it, screaming between sips, "NO MORE!!! I'M WIRED ALREADY OKAY!" and he'd just shout at like me, "QUIT BEING A PUSSY FUCKING DRINK THAT SHIT!!!! DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY BLA BLA...."
He pretty much knows everybody who goes to that gym, and EVERYBODY was looking at us saying, "Goddamn, don't fucking force her dude!!! Why you gotta be so forceful all the time?!!??!?!"
I seriously felt like I was a fraternity member being hazed into getting alcohol poisoning or some shit. OMG it was not even funny!!!
He gave doses to EVERYBODY in the gym, and everybody was soooooooo cracked out in there. Everybody was in there for at least 3 hours, but most of them weren't even working out, they were just talking to each other the whole time. No joke, people started talking a mile a minute and shaking like they were tweakers and crackheads in there.
OMG, I seriously felt like I was on a REALLY FUCKING BAD coke high. The energy was like coke, but not fun at all, and not nearly as clean. He only gave me half a dose, and I was soooooo cracked out it wasn't even funny. I started blacking out in my peripheral vision, got pounding headaches, my heart was going haywire, and I seriously became afraid to drive on that shit. People kept talking to me and I could not at all focus on a SINGLE WORD they were saying.
I FUCKING HATE THAT PRE-WORKOUT SHIT!!!! Next time he tries to make me drink that stuff, I am going to throw the cup in his face. FUCK THAT. I am crashing soooo hard right now, I am seriously about to pass out. Fucking stupidass Hemo-Rage shit keeps making my right eye twitch. How is shit like this and medications like Seroquel even legal!??!?!? Seriously!!!! WTF.... 
On the plus side though I did get a pretty good workout in, I must have done like hundreds of different bicep curls today.
Edited by Crystal G (05/23/13 10:11 PM)
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Ballerium]
#18311690 - 05/23/13 09:24 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ballerium said: Yeah that does sound pretty hot. So what's stopping you guys from re-enacting this Crystal? I figured he'd be down for that after you told him about it. 
Honestly, the Ultradrol is kind of weird. I don't really get that horny on this stuff, like almost at all. Apparently one of the side effects of this stuff is a decreased libido. At least twice recently my trainer has asked to fuck me and I've turned him down both times. I was like, "Dude I can't even think about that right now."
I noticed that it made me super horny the first week I was on it, and then after that it killed my sex drive. I think it is because as your body gets used to the roids, it suppresses your natural testosterone while using the steroids instead. So probably that first week that I was on it, it was my natural testosterone in combination with the steroids that made me super horny. But after that, my own body's natural test just shut down completely, and all I'm using for testosterone is the Ultradrol.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18311828 - 05/23/13 09:51 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Makes sense.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Ballerium]
#18328438 - 05/27/13 02:50 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was gone for a whole weekend and no batshit crazy updates?
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18328469 - 05/27/13 02:53 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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patience, grasshopper
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18328620 - 05/27/13 03:18 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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meams said: I was gone for a whole weekend and no batshit crazy updates?
I have a really funny roid rage incident I will come back to type up when I have the time. I had 2 bodybuilders with me, and one of them was shitting his pants cause I was raging so hard. 
I just switched over from my Ultradrol cycle to Anadrol, and am planning on hooking up with the dude I bought the Anadrol from. He's my best friend's brother and FINE AS FUUUUUUUCK, I've known the dude for like 2 years and ALWAYS wanted to hook up with him, because the guy is absolutely drop-dead GORGEOUS! He has the face of a model or an actor or some shit. But I always refrained myself so as not to make things weird between me and my best friend.
But my best friend has been on some crazy drug run this week, his phone is out of service and nobody can get ahold of him anymore. Usually when he is fucked up on drugs he will call me a bunch of times, so this is very out of the ordinary for him. He must be on a serious drug run this time (I'm talking relapsing on heroin and crack kind of run). Either that or he is pissed off at me for trying to hook up with his brother. But this seems unlikely, since everybody that I've talked to says they haven't been able to get ahold of him for the same time that I haven't been able to get ahold of him.
My trainer has gone batshit crazy and is threatening to steal a knife and gloves from Ikea so he can murder a homeless person. I plan on checking weekly updates in the news to see if any homeless people have been killed in the area. I know he's definitely capable of stealing knives from Ikea, whether he's capable of actually stabbing an innocent homeless person is something that I question.
He's actually been making me so paranoid lately, that whenever I leave my place for the weekend to go somewhere, I've started bringing my guns and steroids with me. I know he's more than capable of breaking and entering to get his hands on some serious shit.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18328726 - 05/27/13 03:40 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: whenever I leave my place for the weekend to go somewhere, I've started bringing my guns and steroids with me. 
Thats a fun image: CG walking down the street, with a bag full of guns and roids. classic image
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18328860 - 05/27/13 03:59 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: whenever I leave my place for the weekend to go somewhere, I've started bringing my guns and steroids with me. 
Thats a fun image: CG walking down the street, with a bag full of guns and roids. classic image
It's like a really bad episode of that movie Pain & Gain. We all saw that movie and decided my trainer is Marky Mark, because he is the one always coming up with the bullshit plans for kidnapping/robbery, and we haven't decided yet whether I'm The Rock or the skinny black dude. I could be the Rock, because I'm the rager that keeps relapsing every weekend and acting completely retarded while high. Yet I could be the skinny black dude, because he got ED while on a roids cycle, and my most recent UD cycle totally fucked my shit up too. 
If we ever do go to jail, it's only going to be because my stupidass trainer pulled off some murder/robbery heist while he was in the company of me and his best friend. Neither me nor his best friend will even realize what he's up to, yet the two of us are going to end up getting implicated somehow simply by being guilty from association.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18328891 - 05/27/13 04:04 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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My trainer has gone batshit crazy and is threatening to steal a knife and gloves from Ikea so he can murder a homeless person. I plan on checking weekly updates in the news to see if any homeless people have been killed in the area. I know he's definitely capable of stealing knives from Ikea, whether he's capable of actually stabbing an innocent homeless person is something that I question.
This isn't gonna end well
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Constantine] 2
#18330777 - 05/27/13 10:23 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Constantine said:
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My trainer has gone batshit crazy and is threatening to steal a knife and gloves from Ikea so he can murder a homeless person. I plan on checking weekly updates in the news to see if any homeless people have been killed in the area. I know he's definitely capable of stealing knives from Ikea, whether he's capable of actually stabbing an innocent homeless person is something that I question.
This isn't gonna end well 
this is fucking retarded either crystal G is a master troll or this is fucking retarded
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