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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #17961103 - 03/15/13 03:44 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Shins said:
Haha, you're such a cum dumpster Crystal G :smile:

:cool::smirk::grin:




Thanks. I gave your post a +1 :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17961701 - 03/15/13 06:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I knew you would like it :rofl:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17961902 - 03/15/13 07:02 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Crystal did your father not give you enough attention? Im not trying to be an ass but with this whole "Hey everyone look at me" Independent attitude you seem to have.....one cant help but wonder what caused this.

You said you were raised by a single mom right?


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Almond Flour]
    #17961951 - 03/15/13 07:16 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Crystal did your father not give you enough attention? Im not trying to be an ass but with this whole "Hey everyone look at me" Independent attitude you seem to have.....one cant help but wonder what caused this.

You said you were raised by a single mom right?



i'd be interested to hear this as well. as i have noticed there is a strong correlation between women who are sexually promiscuous, experimental, adventurous, etc. and daddy issues. And obviously correlation is not causation, but it is interesting none the less


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: psyconaught]
    #17961976 - 03/15/13 07:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Word.

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Almond Flour] * 4
    #17962012 - 03/15/13 07:32 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Crystal did your father not give you enough attention? Im not trying to be an ass but with this whole "Hey everyone look at me" Independent attitude you seem to have.....one cant help but wonder what caused this.

You said you were raised by a single mom right?




Sort of. My parents had a bad marriage and my father was absent most of my life. Being raised by a single mom would have been just fine if my mom was loving, but she wasn't, she was an alcoholic with a violent temper.

IMO, I would say that my parents have not contributed at all to my sex life. After all, my sister grew up in the same environment that I did and we both turned out very differently (she is significantly more normal than me, only has monogamous relationships with serious boyfriends, and the most risky thing she engages in is weed or ecstasy maybe once a year).

I think it's ridiculous to say single motherhood causes that type of behavior. Rather, I think I was just born this way. As a kid, I was always getting in trouble, hyperactive, aggressive, and dominant. I think I was just born with this "risk-taker" gene for whatever reason, and that is why I do shit like drive recklessly, take drugs, cliffdive, skydive, shoot guns, have group sex, etc. Anything that will give me that adrenaline rush, I am into doing. I can't help it, it's just what I'm drawn to.

However, I will say that the way I was raised has certainly made me distrusting of people and prevented me from truly getting close to others. I act pretty standoffish and tough as nails IRL, probably because of how I was raised.

Let's take a look at you, however. Everybody has personality flaws and faults, why are you on a drug forum? Why are you so judgmental? Why do you take drugs? Why do you overeat? Did your parents not pay enough attention to you? You can take a look at anybody's character flaws and link it to some shit that happened in their childhood; I don't think it's evidence of anything.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17962056 - 03/15/13 07:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I couldn't agree more. I grew up in a household with an alcoholic father who only got worse as I was growing up. My mother was a slob who would not keep anything clean. She was also a major packrat.  As far as my sexuality I am Bi and if I was not in a 12 year faithful relationship I would be out having my fun :smile: That has nothing to do with how I was raised. In my childhood my daddy was the best ever, I was by his side always, went everywhere he went and loved it. I didn't know how bad it really was until I was old enough to understand. But yet I was a horny little nympho from a VERY young age so I can't say my family life as a child would have had anything to do with who I am sexually today.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
    #17963599 - 03/16/13 07:42 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

lol at the obvious angry virgins in this thread.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17963816 - 03/16/13 09:49 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Let's take a look at you, however. Everybody has personality flaws and faults, why are you on a drug forum? Why are you so judgmental? Why do you take drugs? Why do you overeat? Did your parents not pay enough attention to you? You can take a look at anybody's character flaws and link it to some shit that happened in their childhood; I don't think it's evidence of anything.




I would love to see him answering to that. But he won't. :lol:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushroomTrip] * 2
    #17980122 - 03/19/13 04:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck, my personal trainer is sooooo fucking shady it's almost hilarious. :facepalm:

He was telling me today that he might end up getting charged with sexually assaulting some girl he picked up this weekend. I guess they both went over to his place and he was making out with her and grinding up against her. He wanted to fuck her and for whatever reason she said she said she couldn't, she had to leave soon or some shit. And I guess he uhh started wrestling her, ACCORDING TO HIM he said it started out as play-wrestling, but then he started getting serious and started ripping off her panties. She got PISSED and started fighting for reals and then left the house and called the cops apparently on him.

He was like, "Fuck man, I was so fucking sketched out. I thought she was DTF for real!"  :curbyourenthusiasm:

I was like, "Hell yea man, it's only rape if the dude is ugly in my book." :lol: Then I ended up telling him really funny stories about how me and my exes would sometimes beat the shit out of each other in bed. Pistol whipping, punches to the face, injecting semen, the works.

Anyway, we ended up cracking up laughing our asses off at what pieces of shit and scumbags we both were. :lol:

So, I got called a piece of shit and a scumbag today by a potential rapist. Good times. :lol: Swear to god, that body dysmorphic, ex-junkie stripper/whore is totally the male version of me.

Seriously though... WTF is wrong with us? :rofl2:

On to the next one, I guess... I've got 2 dates tonight. 1 with an ex-military guy, and another with a bi guy who likes to dress up in women's lingerie and get fist-fucked up his asshole. Should be interesting at least. If something happens with the latter guy I'll definitely have to post pics! :lol: :thumbup:

Edited by Crystal G (03/19/13 04:17 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17980197 - 03/19/13 04:28 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Anal fisters make good house pets...


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: mpd] * 2
    #17980266 - 03/19/13 04:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

the fuck do you mean by injecting semen  :girlofdisapproval:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: psyconaught] * 1
    #17980430 - 03/19/13 05:10 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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the fuck do you mean by injecting semen  :girlofdisapproval:




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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17980515 - 03/19/13 05:30 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Fuck, my personal trainer is sooooo fucking shady it's almost hilarious. :facepalm:

He was telling me today that he might end up getting charged with sexually assaulting some girl he picked up this weekend. I guess they both went over to his place and he was making out with her and grinding up against her. He wanted to fuck her and for whatever reason she said she said she couldn't, she had to leave soon or some shit. And I guess he uhh started wrestling her, ACCORDING TO HIM he said it started out as play-wrestling, but then he started getting serious and started ripping off her panties. She got PISSED and started fighting for reals and then left the house and called the cops apparently on him.

He was like, "Fuck man, I was so fucking sketched out. I thought she was DTF for real!"  :curbyourenthusiasm:

I was like, "Hell yea man, it's only rape if the dude is ugly in my book." :lol: Then I ended up telling him really funny stories about how me and my exes would sometimes beat the shit out of each other in bed. Pistol whipping, punches to the face, injecting semen, the works.

Anyway, we ended up cracking up laughing our asses off at what pieces of shit and scumbags we both were. :lol:

So, I got called a piece of shit and a scumbag today by a potential rapist. Good times. :lol: Swear to god, that body dysmorphic, ex-junkie stripper/whore is totally the male version of me.

Seriously though... WTF is wrong with us? :rofl2:

On to the next one, I guess... I've got 2 dates tonight. 1 with an ex-military guy, and another with a bi guy who likes to dress up in women's lingerie and get fist-fucked up his asshole. Should be interesting at least. If something happens with the latter guy I'll definitely have to post pics! :lol: :thumbup:




Might be time to put some space between yourself and this gentleman.  Just sayin'... Be careful, girly-girl.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: mpd]
    #17980569 - 03/19/13 05:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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mpd said:
Anal fisters make good house pets...



naah can you say 'leakage'?


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #17980620 - 03/19/13 05:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

nothing is more annoying than anal leakage

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17980745 - 03/19/13 06:10 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:my exes would sometimes beat the shit out of each other in bed. Pistol whipping, punches to the face, injecting semen, the works.




Huh?? Injecting Semen??:eek:
The works?
Please fill me in

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #17980807 - 03/19/13 06:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:my exes would sometimes beat the shit out of each other in bed. Pistol whipping, punches to the face, injecting semen, the works.




Huh?? Injecting Semen??:eek:
The works?
Please fill me in



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #17981000 - 03/19/13 06:58 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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mpd said:
Anal fisters make good house pets...



naah can you say 'leakage'?




I am trying NOT to imagine that scene.  :peyotezen:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #17982656 - 03/20/13 01:56 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)


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Almond Flour said:
but with this whole "Hey everyone look at me" Independent attitude you seem to have.....



sorta like when you make posts in the pub about your life sucking and everything being shit, and crying about your kid, cause your wife took him and left you, after being all KRAZY!1 :crazy2: then you mourn every, what is it every third week or so, sometimes four.

kinda sucks to be picked apart, huh.

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