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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LysergicDynasty]
    #17958475 - 03/15/13 12:49 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.




:rofl2:

Thank you. I love being a scumbag. You see? Under my name. It says "Ultimate scumbag and douchebag."

Also, I wasn't the one who abandoned my ex, he abandoned me. I was monogamous with him and never did drugs while we were together because he never did drugs in his life and was a little bitch about them (even weed, he wasn't cool with). He started getting weird and started stalking me trying to find out if I was actually doing drugs or having sex behind his back, which I wasn't. But the stalking kept escalating and escalating, until he had a breakdown and said he couldn't put himself through this anymore. I was sick of the stalking by then so I said "Okay, see ya!" and never looked back. :lol:

And my life has been way better ever since. I wouldn't trade the single life for nothing. I like my freedom, I don't need a man to define me.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 6
    #17958494 - 03/15/13 12:55 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

A classic case of 'Would it have been a dude, he'd been the forum's hero...'


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: tomnl] * 1
    #17958509 - 03/15/13 01:01 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

And im talking about high fives, screaming virgins, the whole lot


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LysergicDynasty]
    #17958565 - 03/15/13 01:23 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.

I think Crystal G qualifies for the biggest scumbag alive award.



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LysergicDynasty said:
Agreed one hundred percent bro, women like this have are pure scum



You agreed with yourself?:freshwtf:

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OfflineOMGitsBigCheeze
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #17958594 - 03/15/13 01:32 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Hey CrystalG, not that I care but I'm just curious how chicks get jizz out of their hair?

*edit* My stance on this is if she was honest with him, did nothing behind his back and broke up with him proper before fucking around, it's all gravy baby!


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Edited by OMGitsBigCheeze (03/15/13 01:34 AM)

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OfflineMushyMatt
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: shallowbastard]
    #17958611 - 03/15/13 01:38 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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shallowbastard said:
wow dude i can't help it, but i am faithful when im in a relationship



i wasnt responding to you. i was responding to crystal g. sorry.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushyMatt]
    #17958676 - 03/15/13 01:58 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

thanks crystal g. love ya bitch:rocketcrotch:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LysergicDynasty]
    #17958799 - 03/15/13 02:33 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.

I think Crystal G qualifies for the biggest scumbag alive award.




You talk as if all women's life purpose is to be a wife, how retarded can your reasoning get? I sincerely hope you don't have kids cause they would get the crappiest kind of education. Yuck! :puke:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #17958803 - 03/15/13 02:35 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.

I think Crystal G qualifies for the biggest scumbag alive award.



Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
Agreed one hundred percent bro, women like this have are pure scum



You agreed with yourself?:freshwtf:




:lol:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17958805 - 03/15/13 02:35 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.




:rofl2:

Thank you. I love being a scumbag. You see? Under my name. It says "Ultimate scumbag and douchebag."

Also, I wasn't the one who abandoned my ex, he abandoned me. I was monogamous with him and never did drugs while we were together because he never did drugs in his life and was a little bitch about them (even weed, he wasn't cool with). He started getting weird and started stalking me trying to find out if I was actually doing drugs or having sex behind his back, which I wasn't. But the stalking kept escalating and escalating, until he had a breakdown and said he couldn't put himself through this anymore. I was sick of the stalking by then so I said "Okay, see ya!" and never looked back. :lol:

And my life has been way better ever since. I wouldn't trade the single life for nothing. I like my freedom, I don't need a man to define me.



crystal g didnt come to you guy, if you feel that way about her ignore her. CRYSTAL G WE LOVE YOU

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: basqueshaman] * 3
    #17959078 - 03/15/13 05:28 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

The amount of hypocrites in here is disgusting.
I still do not understand how someone could watch porn of any kind and then come in here and slam someone for doing the same thing those women do.....

Also thank GOD for another woman (CrystalG) Who knows how a damn Vagina works! You thought it was bad trying to explain it to a grown man, HA I have had to explain it to other women before!


She is single, why shouldn't she have fun? What is so wrong with her having sex with whoever she wants however she wants? She is using protection obviously lol so wtf is the big deal?


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
    #17959115 - 03/15/13 05:41 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

you can see alot of retarded people in this forum.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #17959241 - 03/15/13 06:55 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.

I think Crystal G qualifies for the biggest scumbag alive award.



Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
Agreed one hundred percent bro, women like this have are pure scum



You agreed with yourself?:freshwtf:




:lol:

The amount of hypocrites in this thread is laughable. If this was a guy talking about his MFF threesome everyone would be congratulating him.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushyMatt]
    #17959269 - 03/15/13 07:14 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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MushyMatt said:
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shallowbastard said:
wow dude i can't help it, but i am faithful when im in a relationship



i wasnt responding to you. i was responding to crystal g. sorry.



ah okay


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #17959277 - 03/15/13 07:17 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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MushroomTrip said:
You talk as if all women's life purpose is to be a wife, how retarded can your reasoning get? I sincerely hope you don't have kids cause they would get the crappiest kind of education. Yuck! :puke:



Notice how the account who said that only has 3 post under its belt. It was created by someone who doesn't have the guts to say those things under their real account.

kinda like the anonymous function.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: shallowbastard]
    #17959281 - 03/15/13 07:19 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Its all good!

G, you should take some POV doggiestyle pics next time.  Hot.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord] * 1
    #17959307 - 03/15/13 07:35 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
it's not about who's worthy of more love/dedication to me it's just a matter of - assuming one wants kids someday, how can you give those kids a better childhood.




Please elaborate on the connection between past sexual experience and raising children. :yesnod:

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To me the more sex you have the cheaper it gets and if you want a wife someday or a husband that intimate act won't be so special - to me it'd be kind of mechanical. :shrug:




I hereby propose that people only have sex once a year so as to prevent it from becoming cheap and mechanical. :thumbup:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #17959734 - 03/15/13 10:27 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yea, maybe if it was MFF  they'd be yankin the wanker to it instead of bashing. Lord knows they've probably all watched a gangbang or two in their day though :tongue2:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17960395 - 03/15/13 01:15 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

LysergicDynasty said:
What a fucking slut, a classic and prime example of the average contemporary american women, who betrays her patriarchal role as a wife, abandons her ex then engages in sex with her personal trainer who will also pay for this act. Not only this but she takes photographs and posts them online for the world to see.




:rofl2:

Thank you. I love being a scumbag. You see? Under my name. It says "Ultimate scumbag and douchebag."

Also, I wasn't the one who abandoned my ex, he abandoned me. I was monogamous with him and never did drugs while we were together because he never did drugs in his life and was a little bitch about them (even weed, he wasn't cool with). He started getting weird and started stalking me trying to find out if I was actually doing drugs or having sex behind his back, which I wasn't. But the stalking kept escalating and escalating, until he had a breakdown and said he couldn't put himself through this anymore. I was sick of the stalking by then so I said "Okay, see ya!" and never looked back. :lol:

And my life has been way better ever since. I wouldn't trade the single life for nothing. I like my freedom, I don't need a man to define me.




Please, it is all okay, except for the part about you being a notary public.  I can't accept you on that basis.  I'm afraid I will have to cast you out and...

PUT ALL THIS SHIT ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD!!! WTF!!! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: mpd] * 3
    #17960981 - 03/15/13 03:13 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, you're such a cum dumpster Crystal G :smile:

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