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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: nooneman]
    #17957206 - 03/14/13 08:32 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #17957216 - 03/14/13 08:34 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
I seriously wish I could meet some of these Shroomerites face to face. It would be hilarious and awesome times.




What in the world did you expect? Pages and pages of flirtation and cheap come-ons? Not everyone is as lame as your personal trainer.

Edited by Me_Roy (03/14/13 08:36 PM)

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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #17957227 - 03/14/13 08:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:

Your analogy was absolutely horrific.  In your scenario, it would be akin to watching brutal murders on the internet.  Which some people do, but I find that shit morally repugnant and seriously fucked up.



your analogy of my analogy was horrific. analogyception



And my scenario was focusing on the fantasy vs. action dynamic, it's pretty straightforward, but focus on the murder part or whatever.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Me_Roy] * 1
    #17957231 - 03/14/13 08:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Me_Roy said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
I seriously wish I could meet some of these Shroomerites face to face. It would be hilarious and awesome times.




What in the world did you expect? Pages and pages of cheap come-ons like the lines your trainer dropped?



To be fair, I bet that every guy in this thread would bang her given the chance :shrug:

Edited by nooneman (03/14/13 08:36 PM)

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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: nooneman]
    #17957234 - 03/14/13 08:36 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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nooneman said:
To be fair, I bet that every guy in this thread would bang her given the chance :shrug:



nope. not interested in throwing my hotdog down a hallway :goodluckwiththat:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17957250 - 03/14/13 08:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

I don't buy it. If a woman looking like her came onto you out of the blue, you would do her in a hot minute.

Edited by nooneman (03/14/13 08:39 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: nooneman]
    #17957268 - 03/14/13 08:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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nooneman said:
:lol:

I don't buy it. If a woman looking like her came onto you out of the blue, you would do her in a hot minute.




speak for yourself, what the fuck do you know about what anyone is looking for :ifyoucanawe:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord] * 4
    #17957282 - 03/14/13 08:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
nope. not interested in throwing my hotdog down a hallway :goodluckwiththat:




I am convinced you know absolutely nothing about sex now. :facepalm: The vagina is a muscle. The more you work it out, the stronger (and tighter) it gets over time. Hence why Kegels works.

Second, some women are born naturally smaller or larger and it has nothing to do with the number of sex partners they have. I have heard of women with only 1 sexual partner who have had really big vaginas, and women with a bunch of sexual partners who are still really tight.

Explaining Sex Ed 101 to a grown man... :facepalm:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: nooneman]
    #17957292 - 03/14/13 08:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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nooneman said:
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Me_Roy said:
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Crystal G said:
I seriously wish I could meet some of these Shroomerites face to face. It would be hilarious and awesome times.




What in the world did you expect? Pages and pages of cheap come-ons like the lines your trainer dropped?



To be fair, I bet that every guy in this thread would bang her given the chance :shrug:




Listen, I'm sure Crystal G is a great person irl and has plenty going for her beyond the areas of her body a bathing suit would cover. But do you really consider yourself so desperate that you'd fuck anything that moves? That's what it sounds like. For your sake, gentle poster, I hope that's not really the case.

Now like everyone else posting here, I saw the title of this thread and clicked to view. Why? For a little titillation. G posts her shit, I look -- it's tough to look away.

But why post it at all, I wonder. I can only imagine that it's for validation, maybe even attention -- a sense of power, too. The latter is the flip side of G's stated aims of subversion. Of course, this isn't subversive, though -- it's commonplace. Garish sex with garish dudes. Thanks for the porn.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord] * 2
    #17957296 - 03/14/13 08:49 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

quit melting jesus


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17957303 - 03/14/13 08:50 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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JesusIsLord said:
nope. not interested in throwing my hotdog down a hallway :goodluckwiththat:




I am convinced you know absolutely nothing about sex now. :facepalm: The vagina is a muscle. The more you work it out, the stronger (and tighter) it gets over time. Hence why Kegels works.

Second, some women are born naturally smaller or larger and it has nothing to do with the number of sex partners they have. I have heard of women with only 1 sexual partner who have had really big vaginas, and women with a bunch of sexual partners who are still really tight.

Explaining Sex Ed 101 to a grown man... :facepalm:




that's funny you think i'm talking about your body.

always this material world with you isn't it :douchewink:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17957339 - 03/14/13 08:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
that's funny you think i'm talking about your body.

always this material world with you isn't it :douchewink:




Who said anything about me? Nowhere did I mention me. I said women.

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #17957352 - 03/14/13 08:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I also like how you keep posting gifs of hot guys, keep 'em coming! Sure makes looking at your posts a lot more pleasant. :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Me_Roy]
    #17957368 - 03/14/13 09:00 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Me_Roy said:
Listen, I'm sure Crystal G is a great person irl and has plenty going for her beyond the areas of her body a bathing suit would cover. But do you really consider yourself so desperate that you'd fuck anything that moves? That's what it sounds like. For your sake, gentle poster, I hope that's not really the case.

Now like everyone else posting here, I saw the title of this thread and clicked to view. Why? For a little titillation. G posts her shit, I look -- it's tough to look away.

But why post it at all, I wonder. I can only imagine that it's for validation, maybe even attention -- a sense of power, too. The latter is the flip side of G's stated aims of subversion. Of course, this isn't subversive, though -- it's commonplace. Garish sex with garish dudes. Thanks for the porn.



Quote:

JesusIsLord said:
speak for yourself, what the fuck do you know about what anyone is looking for :ifyoucanawe:





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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #17957735 - 03/14/13 10:12 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
quit melting jesus




Someone finally said it.

His arguments make no sense in this thread so he resorts to personal attacks and overusing graemlins like "douchwink" when he is failing

typical christian :burke:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Everlong]
    #17957791 - 03/14/13 10:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Shit thread. :poop:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Everlong] * 1
    #17957801 - 03/14/13 10:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. I have a date this Friday (going to go eat sushi, my favorite), then on Saturday I'm taking mushrooms and watching the UFC fight with my #1 best bro (it'll be the first time I've tripped in years), and then on Sunday I'm going sailing. This weekend is going to be a damn good weekend. :thumbup:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #17957806 - 03/14/13 10:28 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Shit thread. :poop:




So stay out?  :herpyderp:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Everlong] * 1
    #17957816 - 03/14/13 10:29 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Thought Id drop in and remind you all. BTW If I should be okay with a MMF threesome if Im alright with a FFM threesome then shouldnt you be okay with male on male anal if you like female male anal?















:derp:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #17957833 - 03/14/13 10:32 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Thought Id drop in and remind you all. BTW If I should be okay with a MMF threesome if Im alright with a FFM threesome then shouldnt you be okay with male on male anal if you like female male anal?















:derp:




No, because I'm not attracted to males, and in a mfm threesome you don't need to be attracted to the other male to enjoy it.

Nice try though.


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