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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18295372 - 05/20/13 10:28 PM (11 years, 12 hours ago)

Continuing our fight from earlier on Facebook...



His stupid little rages are actually pretty comical at this point now. He is so butthurt LOL

Edited by Crystal G (05/20/13 10:43 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18295414 - 05/20/13 10:36 PM (11 years, 12 hours ago)

Wow you guys are really roided up.
Why are you doing it?

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #18295529 - 05/20/13 10:57 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

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Why




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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18295538 - 05/20/13 10:58 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Wow you guys are really roided up.
Why are you doing it?




The sick part is, he's not even on roids. All he takes is this pre-workout supplement called HemmoRAGE, and it gets him so cracked out out of his mind it makes me wonder if there's real crack in that stuff. (He's on it right now, and acting like his usual self when he's on that stuff.) I can't even imagine what he would be like on roids... OMFG.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18295580 - 05/20/13 11:06 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

Interesting.
But why are you taking steroids?

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18295590 - 05/20/13 11:08 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

So I can get super swoll and scary big, so that I can one day proceed to beat the EVER LIVING FUCK out of my trainer!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18295610 - 05/20/13 11:14 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18295619 - 05/20/13 11:17 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

big muscles arent much of a defense against people that are bat shit crazy .
i think you need to stop hanging around with this shiny bell end :rolleyes:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18295622 - 05/20/13 11:18 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

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:lolsy: :rofl2:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18295684 - 05/20/13 11:36 PM (11 years, 11 hours ago)

Shocking, just shocking.....

Nice lil tits anyways

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: hostyle]
    #18295936 - 05/21/13 12:31 AM (11 years, 10 hours ago)

Well, he's back to normal now. :lol:



Has anybody else ever tried that Hemo-Rage shit? I swear to god, every time he takes that shit he gets so cracked out he literally loses so many friends over it. I'm kind of curious to try it now... :crazy2:

Him and my mom should join forces. My mom, when she rages, says that she's always fantasized about doing a murder-suicide on me, by killing me first and then herself after. Them two fucks are so alike it's not even funny.

Anyway, this is why I didn't take his comment about shooting up the university seriously at all. The fool just rages and talks mad shit for like an hour while he's working out, and then it goes away and he's back to his normal self.

Edited by Crystal G (05/21/13 12:51 AM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18296119 - 05/21/13 01:42 AM (11 years, 9 hours ago)

You guys are unhealthy in the mind. You're trying to fill some emptiness in your mind because you have no true happiness is what I see. So you replace happiness with anger and thoughts of murder because you think in the end it will make you happy. It looks like it is going to end in self destruction in some way. Goodluck, and just focus on being healthy and happy.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18296618 - 05/21/13 06:09 AM (11 years, 4 hours ago)

I love you Crystal G.  You're so free.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Learyfan]
    #18296870 - 05/21/13 07:54 AM (11 years, 2 hours ago)

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Oh, and I'm planning to move in with him after he just told me that he's thinking about committing a mass murder on a college campus. Straight up Sandy Hook shooting status. He even asked me for my gun to commit the job, which of course I said hell no to. I don't even know if he's serious or if he's just talking shit.

He says, "And the first person that I'm going to kill... is you. Because I've always wanted to kill somebody close to me."

A normal person, after hearing about that sort of shit, would never want to talk to this person again. Thing is, I'm sort of a sociopath too, so after hearing something like that, I actually let my guard down even more around him.

So the fucked up thing is, instead of getting all freaked out, I was like, "NO WAY!!! That's what I'VE always wanted to do! Kill somebody who I love, who is closest to me!!!" :lolsy:

I actually admitted to him that I've always fantasized about being a serial killer. I told him I'm not the mass murderer type, I'm more the calculated, methodical, serial killer, stalker type. The type that preys on only one person at a time, then tries to hide it and get away with it, as opposed to killing a huge mass of people and gaining notoriety for it. I've admitted this secret fantasy in the past to some of my select exes, and they always got creeped the fuck out, so I'd always try to laugh it off and claim it was a joke. But around my trainer I can tell him my innermost darkest secrets and he will completely accept me for it.

Match made in heaven, right? :rofl2: I mean he can impregnate me, and then we can scrape out the fetus, and then bake it and eat it like a chicken wing!!!

Seriously, this conversation is sooooo fucking fucked up, I can't even tell anymore if we are joking or serious or just rambling batshit crazy. I am just putting this all out there because it's entertaining as fuck, and so that people actually know what we're like when we think nobody else is listening.

So we started going on about what methods we would use to kill people. He kept saying that we should both team up and kill his best friend, and I was like, "Nah dude, you're supposed to get somebody that you've never talked to or met or texted or called or Facebooked ever before, just some random stranger, that way they can't trace it back to you." He was like, "I know, but it would be so much fun to kill my best friend!!!!" :lol:

But his methods are straight up RETARDED. He wants to saw the bodies up, and then grind the bones up MANUALLY BY HAND to powder (a process which could take god knows how many days, and probably make a lot of sound), and then FLUSH THE POWDER DOWN THE TOILET?!?!?!? Sooo many things wrong with his stupidass plan. The fucker is retarded and doesn't know jack about science. I want to use an industrial-grade blender (the kind that saws up metal even), or get a vat of concentrated sulfuric acid. Not even a trace of DNA left behind.

But I told him I wanted to wait until I was like over 45 before I commit any crimes like that. That way, my flower has already wilted and my body will be super saggy, and I won't be able to land anymore hot guys LOL. :lol: If I get caught at age 45, then big deal, it won't be a complete waste and I'll just get sent to prison... LMFAO

Now I'm beginning to understand why I've always been drawn to criminal minds like him. Because they're just like me! :lol:

So, we've discovered a few things about each other today. We both used to torture animals when we were children, pretty much grew up in really fucked up identical household situations, and fantasize about hurting people and going on crime sprees.

I actually have a book about Carcass Disposal and Removal that I plan on giving to him and letting him read. Who knows, moving in together might be just the horrible influence that we both need on each other at this point in our lives? :lol:

So... note to self: Stack a million roids and get wayyy bigger than my trainer within the next year, so that if he ever turns on me I will royally fuck the dude up! :lol:




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I love you Crystal G.  You're so free.

:cool:






Really ? Did I miss something here ?  :thataintright:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Constantine]
    #18296917 - 05/21/13 08:12 AM (11 years, 2 hours ago)

:lol:
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #18297125 - 05/21/13 09:20 AM (11 years, 1 hour ago)

Sounds like you both will be institutionalized (psych ward) within the year.

Regardless, that pic with cum on your chest was hot.  Get some more of those before you two do anything stupid. :thumbup:

:lol::lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #18299185 - 05/21/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

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I love you Crystal G.  You're so free.

:cool:





Pretty much sums up my appreciation for the woman that is CG

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
    #18299485 - 05/21/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

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meams said:
Quote:

Learyfan said:
I love you Crystal G.  You're so free.

:cool:





Pretty much sums up my appreciation for the woman that is CG




Exactly Meams, I know other people feel the same too.  I admire the bravery it takes to be a woman and be as publicly sexual as a man would be.  Some day women will all be that open.  Trail blazers like Crystal G will lead the way. 

I will say though, I didn't read this whole thread.  Can someone explain what's up with she and the guy she fucked threatening each other now?  wtf. 















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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #18299638 - 05/21/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

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Can someone explain what's up with she and the guy she fucked threatening each other now?  wtf. 





Oh yeah, thats easy:


They're both batshit crazy.  She's pumpin roids, and he's clearly a testosterone-induced alpha, with a shitty position in society and a body who craves all the drugs he used to binge on but now has to avoid for sobriety's sake (p.s., working out is the best antidrug ever.  just focus that energy and craving into pumpinng iron).




All that, mixed with their 'free' nature and loose lips, leads to hilarity such as this.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
    #18299778 - 05/21/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:  The way you said that was funny. 















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