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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #18292414 - 05/20/13 11:49 AM (11 years, 22 hours ago)

Before your most recent post in this thread Crystal G I didn't mind the things you did, but now you mention mass murdering people and honestly I think you need to get professional mental help.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #18292830 - 05/20/13 01:17 PM (11 years, 21 hours ago)

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Torture animals? And all this other shit? Just hearing you talk makes me want to smack the dumb bitch out of you.




I was a kid dude, like 8 years old at the time I did this shit. It's not like I continued doing it as an adult. :shrug:

People are allowed to have whatever thoughts they want, as long as they do not act on it. Even pedophiles are allowed to fantasize about having sexual thoughts with children, it's only when they act on it that it's wrong.

Plus, every single person out there has fantasized about killing a motherfucker. Especially a motherfucker they hate. Anybody who says they haven't is a goddamn liar.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18292850 - 05/20/13 01:22 PM (11 years, 21 hours ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Distorted Vision said:
Torture animals? And all this other shit? Just hearing you talk makes me want to smack the dumb bitch out of you.




I was a kid dude, like 8 years old at the time I did this shit. It's not like I continued doing it as an adult. :shrug:

People are allowed to have whatever thoughts they want, as long as they do not act on it. Even pedophiles are allowed to fantasize about having sexual thoughts with children, it's only when they act on it that it's wrong.

Plus, every single person out there has fantasized about killing a motherfucker. Especially a motherfucker they hate. Anybody who says they haven't is a goddamn liar.




I've fantasized about beating people up, never about killing them.

You and your weirdo pal need help.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Me_Roy]
    #18292864 - 05/20/13 01:25 PM (11 years, 21 hours ago)

and you guys arent only thinking about it you're talking about it.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18292918 - 05/20/13 01:40 PM (11 years, 21 hours ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Distorted Vision said:
Torture animals? And all this other shit? Just hearing you talk makes me want to smack the dumb bitch out of you.




I was a kid dude, like 8 years old at the time I did this shit. It's not like I continued doing it as an adult. :shrug:

People are allowed to have whatever thoughts they want, as long as they do not act on it. Even pedophiles are allowed to fantasize about having sexual thoughts with children, it's only when they act on it that it's wrong.

Plus, every single person out there has fantasized about killing a motherfucker. Especially a motherfucker they hate. Anybody who says they haven't is a goddamn liar.



I can honestly say I've never thought about killing a person.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18292922 - 05/20/13 01:41 PM (11 years, 21 hours ago)

If this was anyone else I would accuse them of trolling



Some how you guys sound right for each other


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18292923 - 05/20/13 01:41 PM (11 years, 21 hours ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Distorted Vision said:
Torture animals? And all this other shit? Just hearing you talk makes me want to smack the dumb bitch out of you.




I was a kid dude, like 8 years old at the time I did this shit. It's not like I continued doing it as an adult. :shrug:

People are allowed to have whatever thoughts they want, as long as they do not act on it. Even pedophiles are allowed to fantasize about having sexual thoughts with children, it's only when they act on it that it's wrong.

Plus, every single person out there has fantasized about killing a motherfucker. Especially a motherfucker they hate. Anybody who says they haven't is a goddamn liar.



The fact that your justifying murder, pedophiles and animal torture has me sick to my stomach. you need serious help, obviously your not willing to seek help on your own. A mod should definitely step in.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #18292986 - 05/20/13 01:56 PM (11 years, 20 hours ago)

Well, I obviously can't speak for my trainer, but I know that if I personally was serious about killing somebody the last thing I would be doing is posting about it on the internet. I mean, seriously guys? Don't you guys think that's rule number 1? Is to not tell people about your plan to commit murder? :lol:

Not to mention... trying to kill somebody in a 2 bedroom apartment in the city? :lolsy: Yea, good luck trying to get away with that one. I can't even have sex in a 2 bedroom duplex in the city without waking my neighbors up. :lol:

Plus, I have my whole life ahead of me. I'm still in my 20's, sure I might have been in and out of rehabs but I have no criminal record, I am well-educated, I have a good job with lots of potential for upward mobility, and I am making pretty decent money.

My trainer on the other hand... the guy's got way too much emotional baggage to live a happy life. He has an 8 year old child who he bastardized, he has an EXTENSIVE criminal history which has complicated and prevented him from getting any good jobs, he doesn't even have a high school diploma or GED equivalent, he has been in and out of jails and rehabs. Sure he has a good body, but looks can only get you so far with women when you're a piece of shit and self-centered narcissistic prick.

I mean, I can ALMOST kind of understand why he wants to resort to living a life of crime. If my life was shitty too and I was pretty much guaranteed to spend the rest of my life in poverty, I would probably be doing the exact same shit he is.

I actually talked to my trainer's best friend (who I happened to run into at the gay pride parade yesterday purely by accident), and I told him about what my trainer said. He was like, "Oh yea, he talks that kind of shit with me all the time, he's not serious, he's just raging."

Honestly, my trainer says the reason that he likes me so much is because I just let him be himself and run his mouth off. My mom has kind of a similar personality to him, so I've learned to tolerate it I guess. He says that my non-judgmental attitude in life is a special gift, and that I don't realize it, but it helps keep people like him sane.

And if, for whatever reason, I one day come home to a blood-filled apartment after he's gone rabid and batshit insane, I will instinctively just turn my ass around and run. At that point, my involvement as an accomplice will be minimal, and I will be able to rat him out for full immunity.

Like I said, I won't be keeping any of my guns in our place if we get a place together. I said that for good reason. I KNOW the first thing that he would do is commit an armed robbery with it.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #18292994 - 05/20/13 01:58 PM (11 years, 20 hours ago)

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The fact that your justifying murder, pedophiles and animal torture has me sick to my stomach. you need serious help, obviously your not willing to seek help on your own. A mod should definitely step in.




Really? You're actually calling for the thought police? :rolleyes: To censor words that have been spoken? Words that have never even made it to action?

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #18293059 - 05/20/13 02:22 PM (11 years, 20 hours ago)

I think you may be confused about thoughts and verbally expressing yourself.

Thought:An idea or opinion produced by thinking or occurring suddenly in the mind.

speak: Say something in order to convey information, an opinion, or a feeling.

Once your trainer expressed his thoughts out loud, he involuntary brought others into the situation.
Thought police?
Are you new to the internet? You've been active since 07' so i don't believe so.
haven't you heard of many individuals being prosecuted for making threats or remarks relating to mass murder on the internet. Its much more common than you think.
I admire your nonchalant attitude but you should tread your words carefully and keep those type of remarks off message boards or social media.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] * 2
    #18293177 - 05/20/13 02:54 PM (11 years, 19 hours ago)

Torturing/killing animals is a common thread in the childhoods of serial killers.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Me_Roy] * 5
    #18293339 - 05/20/13 03:29 PM (11 years, 19 hours ago)



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: psyconaught]
    #18294337 - 05/20/13 07:11 PM (11 years, 15 hours ago)

Fuck dude, my trainer and I really went at it today. No joke, we were fucking PISSED at each other. We were having lunch, and he begins trying to start all sorts of shit with me, calling me weak, saying I was a pussy, that I am from the gutter and he is so much better than me. Normally comments like that don't faze me, but I was already irritated as fuck from nicotine withdrawal and from crashing from this IV cocaine binge I had over the weekend. So I said he was pathetic, an emotional train wreck, that he is a piece of trash who has shit for brains, and the only thing that he has going for him are his muscles, and they're not even that shredded LOL. I was so pissed at him I actually started SWEATING trying to maintain my composure and not deck the fucker. We actually ended the conversation with me saying, "I will fucking stab you in the eye with this fork and royally fuck up your face if you push me right now," and him saying, "I will break your little twig arm and bash your fucking face in." And then we parted ways.

What I experienced was not roid rage either, because he is the ONLY PERSON who can provoke that kind of rage in me. Actually I take that back, there are only two people in this world who can piss me off that much, one is my trainer and the other is my mom. For some reason my mom has that exact same personality as him, who can completely drive me insane and make me go batshit. I remember when I was in high school my mom and I used to get into GNARLY fist fights every single day, and we pretty much got the cops called to our house probably at least once a month or so. And the argument that I had with my trainer today gave me flashbacks of what high school was like for me.

It takes a really special, strong-headed, super-controlling, annoying-ass, temperamental, super in-your-face, judgmental, AGGRESSIVE PRICK kind of person to make me angry ever. And he brought it out in me for the first time today in a LONG time.

Given what just happened today, I don't think I want to move in with him. I know from personal experience that living with somebody like that would honestly make me so miserable and temperamental, it would definitely make me relapse. I just KNOW that if we were to live together and get into weekly confrontations like  that, we would end up in a few physical fights and probably both get hauled off to jail. I know I could not stay clean living in an unstable household like that.

On the plus side, his stupidass really put me in the zone today at the gym, and I was able to press 35lb dumbbells for shoulder press today. :lol: (it doesn't sound like a whole lot, but my shoulders are  the weakest part of my body and I could only press 30lbs as my max last week) Guys could tell I was raging and were looking at me like "WTFFFFFF" :lol: Some hispanic guy saw me doing dips, and actually came up to me and asked to feel my triceps. I flexed them and he was like, "DAAAAAMNNNNN!!!!" :lolsy: I have to admit, the roids have made my triceps BALLOON UP like crazy.

So, note to self: I have a new workout goal. My original goal was to get to 150lbs of muscle (I am currently at 140lbs now, I started out at 122lbs when I first started working out), but now after these events have transpired, I have decided that my new goal is to reach 190lbs and exceed my trainer in EVERY SINGLE ASPECT. I am going to stack so many roids upon roids so that I can proceed to BEAT HIS  MOTHERFUCKING ASS if he EVER tries to fuck with me or push me around. If he thinks he can do that HE IS A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!

And yes, I completely recognize that I suffer from small man syndrome, and because of the household that I grew up in, I am completely afraid of getting beaten up. Which, come to think of it, is probably why I started getting into weightlifting and roids in the first place. So I can mad-dog the FUCK out of other men and women who dare to look my way. I AM RAGING RIGHT NOW AND I WILL FUCK SHIT UP EVEN IF IT TAKES ME 2 YEARS TO GET THERE!!!!!

Man, FUCK this sitting behind a computer bullshit!!!  I am still IN THE ZONE!!!! That's one thing my stupidass trainer has done right, is get me pissed off enough and pumped up enough to really push myself to work out. I can't sit still anymore, I'm going to get my 3rd workout in today. Peace out and I look forward to reading your responses.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18294453 - 05/20/13 07:32 PM (11 years, 15 hours ago)

I mean, the only thing less surprising after reading that you want to move in with your trainer and that you guys talked about mass murders....


....is reading the next post saying how it would never happen for XY or Z reasons.







190lb of muscle on a small frame is fucking JACKED.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18294520 - 05/20/13 07:42 PM (11 years, 15 hours ago)

How many guys are going to want to have sex with a 190 lb woman that is all muscle?  The steroids are going to take away your femininity, which will result in a lackluster sex life.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
    #18294547 - 05/20/13 07:47 PM (11 years, 14 hours ago)

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190lb of muscle on a small frame is fucking JACKED.




You know what, you're right, I should try to get to 170lbs first. That was my next goal anyway after I hit 150lbs. I mean my trainer is like 5'9" and 170lbs and I'm 5'5" and 140lbs. I should make it to like 170lbs in a year, I think that's a pretty reasonable goal.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18294570 - 05/20/13 07:51 PM (11 years, 14 hours ago)

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You know what, you're right, I should try to get to 170lbs first. That was my next goal anyway after I hit 150lbs. I mean my trainer is like 5'9" and 170lbs and I'm 5'5" and 140lbs. I should make it to like 170lbs in a year, I think that's a pretty reasonable goal.



Hit 170, then lean out.  If you feel unfulfilled at that point, bulk back to 190

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: qman]
    #18294616 - 05/20/13 08:01 PM (11 years, 14 hours ago)

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How many guys are going to want to have sex with a 190 lb woman that is all muscle?  The steroids are going to take away your femininity, which will result in a lackluster sex life.




Well first of all, the type of guys that I go for tend to be super jacked and into roids. And I know from watching and conversing with other guys on roids, that they will literally fuck anything. I mean, literally, ANYTHING. I have seen them go with some NASTY ASS super fat heffer chicks. So, somehow, I don't think that I will be lacking in a sex life whatsoever if I gain 30-50 more pounds. :lol:

I mean, really... think about it... there's a fetish for EVERYTHING out there. I could gain 200lbs of fat right now and STILL find some dude who is into that who would be willing to fuck me.

And honestly, I have been so fucking obsessed with working out as of late, that I can't even have sex. IT'S SO FUCKED UP, RIGHT!!!!! This shit is seriously like a mental illness for me. But as of now, I literally have 20 guys in my phone who would be willing to go on a date with me TONIGHT, and I have blown them all off so that I can just focus on working out and jacking off in my own time. I mean WTF right???

Honestly, it's one of those things. It's like I have so many guys at my fingertips and so many options, that I don't even want to bother with it anymore. It's like I'm becoming burnt out. It just takes too much effort and too much work, and like 70% of the time the sex is pretty much whatever anyways. So I'm over it. I just wish there was a way to screen guys so you could tell who could give you truly mind-blowing sex before you bother wasting any of your time and effort on them. THEN I might be able to give a flying fuck.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #18295050 - 05/20/13 09:32 PM (11 years, 13 hours ago)

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Too far for me this goes

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18295082 - 05/20/13 09:38 PM (11 years, 13 hours ago)

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Given what just happened today, I don't think I want to move in with him.




:nodofunderstanding:

Crystal G, yes!  Please don't move in with your trainer.  I don't think it will be good for you.  I care about you and want the best for you.  I seriously think your trainer will be your downfall if you do move in with him.

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