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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18216223 - 05/05/13 01:43 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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I’m sitting there thinking, Is he high right now? I ain’t ever seen him like this! Damn, he must be REALLY heartbroken to be saying some shit like this!
Noooooooope. Not even a little bit crazy. It's been the natural progression all along. This kid isn't emotionally secure enough to go from 1. Personal Trainer customer relationship -> 2. Typical customer plus sex relationship -> 3. Random hookup becomes good friend -> 4. Good friend becomes best friend & emotional lifeline -> 5. ___________ What do you think comes in this blank?
I'll show you.
Because i posted it 18 days ago in this thread, in response to something he had said to you.
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I just LMFAO'ed and straight up told him the truth: "Bro, you are the LAST person on earth I would ever want to date." I think he got really offended and butt-hurt when I said that.  :
he got butthurt because he said that comment in hopes of you revealing some sign of actually feeling that way.
dudes are all the same. they want a chick that looks like a chick, fucks like a chick, but doesnt act like a chick - because goddamnit chicks are annoying. from whatyou've told us of your friendship with him, you're fitting that bill to the T. somewhere in his fucked up sober clingy brain he's thinking "this is perfect!"
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18216226 - 05/05/13 01:44 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Just recognized a key word in my quote from 18 days back:
"his sober clingy brain"
He's been clinging to this chick he got pregnant. And now that he's dumped her, he's gotta cling to something.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18216552 - 05/05/13 05:05 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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I’m sitting there thinking, Is he high right now? I ain’t ever seen him like this! Damn, he must be REALLY heartbroken to be saying some shit like this!
Noooooooope. Not even a little bit crazy. It's been the natural progression all along. This kid isn't emotionally secure enough to go from 1. Personal Trainer customer relationship -> 2. Typical customer plus sex relationship -> 3. Random hookup becomes good friend -> 4. Good friend becomes best friend & emotional lifeline -> 5. ___________ What do you think comes in this blank?
I'll show you.
Dude, you tooooooootally called it! WTF!
He would always crack jokes about me having a crush on him and being in love with him every now and then, and I always assumed that he was just trying to inflate his own ego, because obviously he can't handle the fact that he might not be irresistible to every woman out there. I don't have a crush on him obv, so I'd always play it off like, "Don't make things weird between us, bro." 
But yea, he does have a sober clingy brain. He is super super codependent and gets attached to almost every girl he dates pretty much instantaneously. He is really fragile when he is left alone and gets butthurt, sometimes even enraged, when a girl he's interested in doesn't text back immediately. All the symptoms of bad news and emotional immaturity all rolled into one.
Don't get me wrong, we would be perfect together... as partners in crime. Seriously, if I were to go on a serious crime spree and major heist, he would without a doubt be the FIRST guy that I would pick to be my partner. But aside from that, umm nothing else really.
So basically, he doesn't really like me, he just thinks he has feelings for me, because he is codependent and gets easily attached from one person to another, and to him I'm just the easy rebound that will stick around when the loves of his lives crumble apart. Yup, that's exactly what I thought it was. 
God, wouldn't it be sad if I was a naive, sheltered little girl who had no experience in sex and love, and actually had feelings for my trainer? Sometimes I am thankful I am such a slut whorebag I feel like it's made me a lot wiser at analyzing people's innate characters.
I really value friendship right now at this point in my life more than a romantic interest, anyway. That was one thing that I really regret about my last ex; is ever sleeping with him and dating him. We were best, best friends and pretty much hung out ALL the time and had sleepovers almost every single night for a really long time before we ever hooked up. Our personalities and sense of humor and the way we communicated was perfectly in sync and exactly what you'd look for in a best bud. You would think that two people who get along so well would be perfect for each other romantically; well, not exactly the case. Now that the relationship is over, I feel like I ruined what could have been a lifetime of great friendship. I am certain that had we never dated, we would have remained best friends for the next 2 decades at least.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18216690 - 05/05/13 06:27 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Just because the relationship ended does not mean you can't still be good friends. Unless it ended on REALLY bad terms, I know many people who are still good friends after breaking up. I am still friends with certain ex's.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
#18216737 - 05/05/13 06:54 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Usually, I have been able to stay friends with all of my exes. And I was the one who wanted to continue to stay friends after the breakup initially. But he hated me after we broke up, and blocked me from ever being able to call, text, or Facebook him ever again.
Problem is, because we were best friends first before we started dating, he knew all of my dirty secrets. Usually when I date somebody new, I don't tell them about my drug use, the stripping, all the wild orgies, all the one night stands, or any of that shit. But because I had told him everything about me thinking he would always stay my best friend, once he got his feelings involved he had MAJOR trust issues and was SO controlling. It was the most volatile and paranoid relationship I've ever been in. Fuck dude, there were times I was scared to leave the house (or come back to the house) because I knew he would be right there in my face grilling me about where I've been and accusing me of doing drugs or cheating on him. Which I never did.
I guess he did catch me doing some shit I supposedly shouldn't have been. Like that time I tried to buy a 10 strip of acid. But fuck man, he really blew shit like that out of proportion. It was a 10 strip of acid, not dope, and the only reason I was trying to buy it was to surprise him with it, because we had talked about tripping in a past converrsation, and he said that he might be interested in trying acid. Then when I went to go and try and procure this acid, he made it seem like I was going behind his back to be my old drug addict self.
Then he found out I was doing private strip shows during my last semester of school. He went apeshit over it, though I for the life of me can't understand why. I was a fucking stripper when I met him and started hooking up with him, for crying out loud. I stopped doing it for a while voluntarily on my own decision just out of respect for him, but then I started doing it again because I needed the money and needed to support myself while looking for a job. Jesus, would I fucking care if my boyfriend was stripping at private shows to make ends meet? Fuck no I wouldn't. If you got it, flaunt it!
Then there was that time he went apeshit and acted like I was a cheater, because I Facebook messaged some random guy living in India saying that he was hot, and that I would love to see him on webcam (although I never did)... According to him, it was "different" from watching pornography, because with webcam you are developing an "emotional connection" to somebody. Fuck, I really don't mean to rant, I have never really talked to anybody about what my last relationship was really like, not even to my friends.
Our values and morals were just too different from each other. He grew up in a Christian home and had never even had a one night stand in his life. Considering all my horrible, atrocious secrets that he knew about me, I have no idea what the hell it was that he saw in me. I must just have an epic personality or charm or... something. 
Aaaaaand this is why I'm glad I'm such a slut hoe-bag. In this scenario, I feel like I'm my trainer (the body dysmorphic, steroid-using, ex-junkie, ex-stripper, and all-around untrustworthy trainwreck), and my ex was the naive, inexperienced boy whose standards apparently consisted of some fairy-ass Twilight-esque romance.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18216760 - 05/05/13 07:10 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Idk if I got in a relationship with my best friend its because I love them. But then again I wouldn't ever hook up with them casually. Cause that can really muck things up between two people imo. fwb can be a slippy road.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] 1
#18217347 - 05/05/13 10:57 AM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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I just want to see more pictures of you sucking cock.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18219702 - 05/05/13 08:48 PM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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Dude, you tooooooootally called it! WTF!
Didn't take much to figure it out. Like you previously said "this shit is better than reality TV".
What you didnt mention, but is equally true, is that this situation is almost as predictable as reality TV. Maybe closer to South Park, or Jerry - because the developments keep getting more outlandish (Hulkman? Cripple Bodybuilder?, etc)
Good times though. Definitely the Chinacat 'thumbprint' equivalent for P&MWB
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18219869 - 05/05/13 09:19 PM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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Most guys dont want a relationship with someone they have ran threesome with. In fear of what a friend would say or think. Cut off the sexual relationship and make'em beg for it.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18219952 - 05/05/13 09:37 PM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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Well, I spent all day with him today at his family's place. Shit is back to normal, thank god. We just talked about the same normal shit that we always do, then spent time doing bicep curls and dips and pushups, then went to the drugstore to jack some protein drinks , then had a really sneaky quickie at his family's place, then I decided to go home early because of work tomorrow, while he decided to go and pick up girls with his other best friend.
Yup, shit is back to normal. Everything is so much better this way.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18220113 - 05/05/13 10:21 PM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18221637 - 05/06/13 09:58 AM (11 years, 15 days ago) |
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BooBooKittyFuck said: Just because the relationship ended does not mean you can't still be good friends. Unless it ended on REALLY bad terms, I know many people who are still good friends after breaking up. I am still friends with certain ex's.
Usually, I have been able to stay friends with all of my exes. And I was the one who wanted to continue to stay friends after the breakup initially. But he hated me after we broke up, and blocked me from ever being able to call, text, or Facebook him ever again.
Problem is, because we were best friends first before we started dating, he knew all of my dirty secrets. Usually when I date somebody new, I don't tell them about my drug use, the stripping, all the wild orgies, all the one night stands, or any of that shit. But because I had told him everything about me thinking he would always stay my best friend, once he got his feelings involved he had MAJOR trust issues and was SO controlling. It was the most volatile and paranoid relationship I've ever been in. Fuck dude, there were times I was scared to leave the house (or come back to the house) because I knew he would be right there in my face grilling me about where I've been and accusing me of doing drugs or cheating on him. Which I never did.
I guess he did catch me doing some shit I supposedly shouldn't have been. Like that time I tried to buy a 10 strip of acid. But fuck man, he really blew shit like that out of proportion. It was a 10 strip of acid, not dope, and the only reason I was trying to buy it was to surprise him with it, because we had talked about tripping in a past converrsation, and he said that he might be interested in trying acid. Then when I went to go and try and procure this acid, he made it seem like I was going behind his back to be my old drug addict self.
Then he found out I was doing private strip shows during my last semester of school. He went apeshit over it, though I for the life of me can't understand why. I was a fucking stripper when I met him and started hooking up with him, for crying out loud. I stopped doing it for a while voluntarily on my own decision just out of respect for him, but then I started doing it again because I needed the money and needed to support myself while looking for a job. Jesus, would I fucking care if my boyfriend was stripping at private shows to make ends meet? Fuck no I wouldn't. If you got it, flaunt it!
Then there was that time he went apeshit and acted like I was a cheater, because I Facebook messaged some random guy living in India saying that he was hot, and that I would love to see him on webcam (although I never did)... According to him, it was "different" from watching pornography, because with webcam you are developing an "emotional connection" to somebody. Fuck, I really don't mean to rant, I have never really talked to anybody about what my last relationship was really like, not even to my friends.
Our values and morals were just too different from each other. He grew up in a Christian home and had never even had a one night stand in his life. Considering all my horrible, atrocious secrets that he knew about me, I have no idea what the hell it was that he saw in me. I must just have an epic personality or charm or... something. 
Aaaaaand this is why I'm glad I'm such a slut hoe-bag. In this scenario, I feel like I'm my trainer (the body dysmorphic, steroid-using, ex-junkie, ex-stripper, and all-around untrustworthy trainwreck), and my ex was the naive, inexperienced boy whose standards apparently consisted of some fairy-ass Twilight-esque romance.
Wow...if he knew all these things about you before getting with you then why on earth would he act like that, that's just crazy lol. Sorry to hear shit didn't work out and you lost a best friend out of it
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
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If this was anyone else I would be surprised.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: shroomniverse]
#18290755 - 05/20/13 01:08 AM (11 years, 1 day ago) |
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Dude, so my trainer and I are talking about moving in together. It sounds perfect, because we don't care about each other at all, and therefore have no expectations about each other. And I don't give a fuck if he brings girls over and fucks them, and he doesn't give a fuck if I bring guys home over or whatever. He just told me, "No tranny hookers, I don't want our place getting cleaned out by one of your dope friend hookers you bang!!!" 
Only thing is, my trainer is shady as FUCK, and I really don't trust the guy so I'm going to have to drop off all my valuables like my guns and pills and shit somewhere else. As for how I'll hide my steroids, I haven't even thought that far about it yet. 
Oh, and I'm planning to move in with him after he just told me that he's thinking about committing a mass murder on a college campus. Straight up Sandy Hook shooting status. He even asked me for my gun to commit the job, which of course I said hell no to. I don't even know if he's serious or if he's just talking shit.
He says, "And the first person that I'm going to kill... is you. Because I've always wanted to kill somebody close to me."
A normal person, after hearing about that sort of shit, would never want to talk to this person again. Thing is, I'm sort of a sociopath too, so after hearing something like that, I actually let my guard down even more around him.
So the fucked up thing is, instead of getting all freaked out, I was like, "NO WAY!!! That's what I'VE always wanted to do! Kill somebody who I love, who is closest to me!!!" 
I actually admitted to him that I've always fantasized about being a serial killer. I told him I'm not the mass murderer type, I'm more the calculated, methodical, serial killer, stalker type. The type that preys on only one person at a time, then tries to hide it and get away with it, as opposed to killing a huge mass of people and gaining notoriety for it. I've admitted this secret fantasy in the past to some of my select exes, and they always got creeped the fuck out, so I'd always try to laugh it off and claim it was a joke. But around my trainer I can tell him my innermost darkest secrets and he will completely accept me for it.
Match made in heaven, right? I mean he can impregnate me, and then we can scrape out the fetus, and then bake it and eat it like a chicken wing!!!
Seriously, this conversation is sooooo fucking fucked up, I can't even tell anymore if we are joking or serious or just rambling batshit crazy. I am just putting this all out there because it's entertaining as fuck, and so that people actually know what we're like when we think nobody else is listening.
So we started going on about what methods we would use to kill people. He kept saying that we should both team up and kill his best friend, and I was like, "Nah dude, you're supposed to get somebody that you've never talked to or met or texted or called or Facebooked ever before, just some random stranger, that way they can't trace it back to you." He was like, "I know, but it would be so much fun to kill my best friend!!!!" 
But his methods are straight up RETARDED. He wants to saw the bodies up, and then grind the bones up MANUALLY BY HAND to powder (a process which could take god knows how many days, and probably make a lot of sound), and then FLUSH THE POWDER DOWN THE TOILET?!?!?!? Sooo many things wrong with his stupidass plan. The fucker is retarded and doesn't know jack about science. I want to use an industrial-grade blender (the kind that saws up metal even), or get a vat of concentrated sulfuric acid. Not even a trace of DNA left behind.
But I told him I wanted to wait until I was like over 45 before I commit any crimes like that. That way, my flower has already wilted and my body will be super saggy, and I won't be able to land anymore hot guys LOL. If I get caught at age 45, then big deal, it won't be a complete waste and I'll just get sent to prison... LMFAO
Now I'm beginning to understand why I've always been drawn to criminal minds like him. Because they're just like me! 
So, we've discovered a few things about each other today. We both used to torture animals when we were children, pretty much grew up in really fucked up identical household situations, and fantasize about hurting people and going on crime sprees.
I actually have a book about Carcass Disposal and Removal that I plan on giving to him and letting him read. Who knows, moving in together might be just the horrible influence that we both need on each other at this point in our lives? 
So... note to self: Stack a million roids and get wayyy bigger than my trainer within the next year, so that if he ever turns on me I will royally fuck the dude up!
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
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all the power to you, my mind just melted.
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Crystal G said: Oh, and I'm planning to move in with him after he just told me that he's thinking about committing a mass murder on a college campus. Straight up Sandy Hook shooting status. He even asked me for my gun to commit the job, which of course I said hell no to.
This just sent chills up my spine.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] 1
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Torture animals? And all this other shit? Just hearing you talk makes me want to smack the dumb bitch out of you.
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