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Crystal G



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Everlong] 1
#18202509 - 05/02/13 01:37 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Everlong said: She's shown us plenty of photos over the years, even met up with another popular shroomerite (Coaster) and they both uploaded photos of them hanging out.
LOL yea Coaster and I did hang out. FUCK, we uploaded pictures??!?!?!?!?!?! I totally don't remember that... we were shooting K and huffing whippits and soooo out of it. I hope I didn't look like.... totally drugfucked or something.... 
Not only that, but I have a couple members from the Shroomery (including an admin) on my Facebook friends list.
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Just because not every female is like yourself doesn't mean they aren't real. 
Yea, isn't that funny? Is violent, doesn't act tame and submissive like typical girl... must be a man!!!!! 
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This also isn't recent behavior, she's always been like this and you can look through her post history to read even more outrageous stories.
It's totally true. As a matter of fact, I used to be way worse! Especially when I was a tweaker on the Shroomery, OMFG the stories that I would post would just be sheer and complete insanity. I've mellowed out a lot in my old-ass age. 
I am living proof drugs will permanently fry your brain, kids.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck] 1
#18202514 - 05/02/13 01:38 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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I believe she does all this crazy shit. The worlds full off people eating babies and fecal matter. I can surely believe a Meth head who pops testosterone like a dude likes getting splurged in the face with cum by two body builders. That shit don't faze me. The fact shed give advice on picking up 13 year olds to the guys she's fucking. Now that's crazy. Get cha morals straight.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18202526 - 05/02/13 01:41 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14616384/fpart/1/vc/1
There's a link to the thread, I honestly forget if you guys posted photos or not.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
#18202560 - 05/02/13 01:50 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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BooBooKittyFuck said: I would however like to see these pix of her and these other forum members, to me it still could be possible that both forum members who have met her are also her? ACK my mind just does not want to accept this lol

I'm a lot more weary about posting my face on the drug forums now, but you can tell it's me cause it's the same hat I always wear when posting progress pictures of my muscles.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18202608 - 05/02/13 02:01 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] 1
#18202623 - 05/02/13 02:06 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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This thread was interesting until she started posting about helping the dude be a pedo.
That is some sick shit.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18202657 - 05/02/13 02:14 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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BooBooKittyFuck said: I would however like to see these pix of her and these other forum members, to me it still could be possible that both forum members who have met her are also her? ACK my mind just does not want to accept this lol

I'm a lot more weary about posting my face on the drug forums now, but you can tell it's me cause it's the same hat I always wear when posting progress pictures of my muscles.

She's real, people like her exist, how shocking!!
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Crystal G



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Uzziel] 1
#18202686 - 05/02/13 02:20 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Uzziel said: This thread was interesting until she started posting about helping the dude be a pedo.
That is some sick shit. 
OH YEAH, so I never posted the update on that. SERIOUSLY FUNNY SHIT!!!!
So, apparently they are texting each other back and forth, and sending each other (fairly tasteful, nothing too graphic) photos of themselves to each other. They have been texting each other suggestive messages for almost a week at this point.
She gets curious and repeatedly asks my trainer to send a picture of his dick to her. At first my trainer refuses, but eventually sends her one as she keeps asking for it.
Well, immediately after he sent the picture of his dick, she SUDDENLY stops talking to him. My trainer sends like 10 messages after that, and she isn't responding at all. Bear in mind I am there with him in his car while he's texting her and getting frustrated, which is all the more hilarious to me.
Finally like 5 hours later, she sends him one text and it reads: "I'm with my boyfriend right now LOL." Of course, my trainer doesn't realize that to a 16 year old girl, that is basically her way of shoving him off and rejecting him, so he is still sending her texts trying to hook up with her.
She never responds again. 
OOOOOOMG, She PUNKED him SOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!! My trainer was SOOOOO PISSED, he was butthurt about it for DAYS after she did that. He kept asking me, "Is there something wrong with my cock?" 
I seriously just about died laughing; 16 year olds are fucking cunning these days, man, they will straight up PLAY YOU and get off to it, they are some sick fucks!
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] 3
#18202700 - 05/02/13 02:24 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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What a pathetic excuse for a man.
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BooBooKittyFuck
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: qman]
#18202730 - 05/02/13 02:34 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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BooBooKittyFuck said: I would however like to see these pix of her and these other forum members, to me it still could be possible that both forum members who have met her are also her? ACK my mind just does not want to accept this lol

I'm a lot more weary about posting my face on the drug forums now, but you can tell it's me cause it's the same hat I always wear when posting progress pictures of my muscles.

I dun wanna! That sign looks fake 
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Crystal G



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck] 1
#18202801 - 05/02/13 02:47 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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HAHAHAAHHAAHA!!!! YES!!!!! I love your sense of humor!
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18202849 - 05/02/13 02:59 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: BooBooKittyFuck] 1
#18203585 - 05/02/13 04:59 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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Aw this post was a good laugh. Same shit since I joined back in 2009. I could almost compare this forum to liveleak.com in terms of "shock" factor. Well actually not really, liveleak.com is all murder.
Anyways, cool post Crystal, needs more dragons.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: EDM] 2
#18203617 - 05/02/13 05:04 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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I thought BBKF was pretty cool until she started hating on CG. (edit: I thought she was cool because she posted tits in the Shroomery Chicks thread, which implied she didnt care about what people thought [as normal people would think posting tits online is crazy!], which implied she wouldn't judge other people, which now turns out to be a string of foolish assumptions on my part)
Hey BooBoo: its the interwebs, and CG has been 'round these parts for a loooooooooooooooooong time. Her recent resurgence (she was gone for years, doing crazier shit than you've seen her post since you joined in late 2012 [lol])
My advice: sit back! enjoy! CG loves what she does and has no shame in it. It seems quintessentially foolish for you to apply your value system on someone else (ESPECIALLY someone else on the internets).
get over yourself 
/BBKF hater, signing out.
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Crystal G



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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: fireworks_god] 1
#18203691 - 05/02/13 05:19 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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BooBooKittyFuck said: NTM "she" has the english of a "hoodrat".
Just read this. I AM a hoodrat, dude. Straight up, I live in the hood, and I walk, talk, and act like a hoodrat. Even that hat that I always wear, that is straight hoodrat status. LMFAO 
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fireworks_god said: Yet there is also a world of experience that you'd only have access to through strip clubs, hard drug use and abuse, extreme weightlifting and steroid usage, etc. etc. etc.
YES. Go and befriend any stripper, any junkie, any steroid using freak, and you will find shit like this right up your alley. It'll keep you entertained the rest of your life, that's for damn sure.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
#18203731 - 05/02/13 05:26 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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meams said: I thought BBKF was pretty cool until she started hating on CG. (edit: I thought she was cool because she posted tits in the Shroomery Chicks thread, which implied she didnt care about what people thought [as normal people would think posting tits online is crazy!], which implied she wouldn't judge other people, which now turns out to be a string of foolish assumptions on my part)
Hey BooBoo: its the interwebs, and CG has been 'round these parts for a loooooooooooooooooong time. Her recent resurgence (she was gone for years, doing crazier shit than you've seen her post since you joined in late 2012 [lol])
My advice: sit back! enjoy! CG loves what she does and has no shame in it. It seems quintessentially foolish for you to apply your value system on someone else (ESPECIALLY someone else on the internets).
get over yourself 
/BBKF hater, signing out.
Dude...lol get over yourself haha
And Crystal G I can tell, I hate them damn hats :P
I don't hate her y'all.....really you people need to get with the program
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Everlong] 1
#18204674 - 05/02/13 07:50 PM (11 years, 18 days ago) |
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No pictures in that thread, but still classic 
Crystal how did they find your salvia video!? You really do have an awesome voice.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: deadwk]
#18210553 - 05/03/13 09:02 PM (11 years, 17 days ago) |
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thedeadwalkk said: That's what pure coke is supposed to feel like. It's not supposed to feel all speedy and rushy, maybe a little rushy but mainly relaxing with a stimulant like edge to it.
When I used to do copius amounts of pure coke I would always start yawning and feel tired.
I can't possibly disagree with this more. The most pure coke I ever had hit me like crack. My entire head was numb and I was stimulated out of my brain. Cocaine is a stimulant, that's what it does.
Sure, in moderate amounts that push of dopamine (and it's action on serotonin, I believe) can make you feel kinda relaxed. But I disagree with spreading the idea that "pure coke shouldn't feel speedy and rushy," because that's just not true.
Crack cocaine is more addictive, and gets you higher than cocaine HCl. It does this because it allows you to get a lot more coke into your brain a lot faster than sniffing HCl. If "pure coke" were not speedy, and rushy, but more relaxing as you insist, then crack should give you an amplified version of that feeling, right? Except it doesn't. Don't get me wrong-- you blow out a big hit and for a moment you feel more euphoric an "relaxed" than you've ever been. Quickly followed by feeling rushy and stimmed out of your fucking mind.
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: CidneyIndole]
#18216015 - 05/05/13 12:14 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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So… crazy weird update. The chick that my trainer impregnated is scheduling an abortion on the 10th of this month. She is still living with her fiancee this whole time she has been pregnant with my trainer’s baby, and refuses to start a new life with her trainer. In her own words, she told him, “It’s because you’re not the one that I want.” ROFLMFAO!!!!! 
Well, my trainer finally said enough is enough and he can’t keep doing this and it’s not good for him. How she constantly promises to be his only, and then always goes back to her fiancee and will tell him to fuck off the next day, repeat cycle ad nauseum. So he broke up with her and told her to never call him again, which I never thought he would do because he is CRAZY IN LOVE with this girl.
She has pretty much been playing them both from the very beginning, and I have witnessed allllll the drama unfold from beginning to end, and I have watched him pretty much at the mercy of her feet like a damn pathetic fool. So I of course congratulated him. We ended up having a long talk about why he was so in love with her, about how it stemmed from his insecurities, and he felt that she was too good for him so that it inflated his ego, and that’s the real reason he fell in love with her… bla bla bla…
Then he says that I have been the best friend ever, and how he wishes he could repay me somehow, and how I’ve pulled him from depression so many times. I can sense that he’s all depressed, so I say, “Let’s hang out all day tomorrow. Fuck all those guys from POF, fuck that Christian boy, he’s getting put on the back burner. I like my friends way better than ANY MAN!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!”
Then he says something REALLY weird. He says, “You are such a god send. I wish you were my girlfriend sometimes you’re so good to me it’s not even funny. Do you believe in God?”
I am feeling really awkward by this statement but I try not to let it show so I say, “I believe in myself. And haha, shut the fuck up, you do not want me to be your girlfriend. Don’t say shit like that.”
He says, “You are so loyal to me. I mean you’re so good to me it’s only obvious I should! If anyone could handle me it’d be you. I can actually be myself around you. You can be like the mommy I never had. Awww!”
I’m sitting there thinking, Is he high right now? I ain’t ever seen him like this! Damn, he must be REALLY heartbroken to be saying some shit like this!
Just when I’m getting all sweaty and nervous thinking about exactly how the hell I am going to reject his romantic advances without offending him and making him go completely bezerk on me, he says, “Come to my grandma’s place with me tomorrow, I want to introduce you to her as my best friend. Also want you to meet the woman who has raised me, she has been my life line.”
Sweet. So he referred to me as his best friend again. Phew, we’re safe.
I just say, “You’re really cute when you’re like this. You should act like this more often. You will become happier as a result and have a lot less anger problems.”
I probably shouldn’t have said that, because then he goes back to the girlfriend thing and makes this statement, “I know, I want to be like this all the time! I am myself around you a lot but because of my relationship with this girl I have not been my best but I plan to change that. You’re a sweet girl and I’d like to take care of you and show you things only a man could.”
In my head I’m thinking, What…. Could he possibly… be talking…. about?
I simply ignore the last statement he made about wanting to take care of me, and then we both change the subject and start talking about this sweet steroids hookup he got from a bouncer. 
He then starts talking about how he’s cutting to get abs so that he can get laid more lol. Then we start talking about other shit like normal.
So uhh… WTF was THAT all about? I couldn’t tell whether he was joking about me wanting to be his girlfriend. I am pretty certain he is not in love with me dude, he is just heartbroken about the pregnant love of his life and is just using me as a rebound. He was probably just joking about the girlfriend thing, because he then went back to calling me his best friend and talks about wanting to get laid.
I really just like being friends with him, what we have works right now and he’s too much of a trainwreck for me to seriously date anyway. But what does everybody think, WTF was up with the shit he was saying to me today????
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
#18216175 - 05/05/13 01:26 AM (11 years, 16 days ago) |
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Aww, he likes you.
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