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OfflineBeefcakemighty
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #18144454 - 04/21/13 12:53 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

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T-Rex said:
I could not for the life of me get a good night
Sleep knowing there's two pedo testosterone junkies sleeping next to me.
And ones wanking in the bathroom.




^ Well when you waste your life getting jacked on roids and going after underage girls your a fucking loser. Someone should tie them up by the balls and hang them...


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Beefcakemighty]
    #18145236 - 04/21/13 03:13 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Beefcakemighty said:
Quote:

T-Rex said:
I could not for the life of me get a good night
Sleep knowing there's two pedo testosterone junkies sleeping next to me.
And ones wanking in the bathroom.




^ Well when you waste your life getting jacked on roids and going after underage girls your a fucking loser. Someone should tie them up by the balls and hang them...



What balls the roids took em all :wink:. why do guys even care bout roids it not like bitches even give 2 shits about muscles. you attract more penis looking like arnorld than girls and all the girls you attract with your body are immature dumb bimbos with fake tits and gucci bags who think california is the best place in da world XD

Edited by LaughingSoDreamy (04/21/13 03:14 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LaughingSoDreamy]
    #18145301 - 04/21/13 03:27 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

Ain't DAT DA truf

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: LaughingSoDreamy]
    #18145304 - 04/21/13 03:28 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

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LaughingSoDreamy said:
Quote:

Beefcakemighty said:
Quote:

T-Rex said:
I could not for the life of me get a good night
Sleep knowing there's two pedo testosterone junkies sleeping next to me.
And ones wanking in the bathroom.




^ Well when you waste your life getting jacked on roids and going after underage girls your a fucking loser. Someone should tie them up by the balls and hang them...



What balls the roids took em all :wink:. why do guys even care bout roids it not like bitches even give 2 shits about muscles. you attract more penis looking like arnorld than girls and all the girls you attract with your body are immature dumb bimbos with fake tits and gucci bags who think california is the best place in da world XD




You make a valid point good sir


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #18146690 - 04/21/13 07:53 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
I could not for the life of me get a good night
Sleep knowing there's two pedo testosterone junkies sleeping next to me.
And ones wanking in the bathroom.




know whats funny, is the first night i slept in my own room, but i actually got a way deeper and better nights sleep sleeping with the two of them.

as for why i wasnt that weirded out. its prob cuz my ex and i used to fuck each other in our sleep all the time. i get cranky though when people do it when im getting a good nights rest though.

also. im pretty sure my trainer stole his best friends moms wedding ring. she called us crying after we left saying it was missing. i know i sure as fuck didnt steal it. we both suspect my trainer cuz hes such a gnarly klepto. he has shoplifted prolly six times in the past two days and loves the rush.

so anyway. his best friend was confiding in me, and was like "im gunna search his bag as soon as we get home. i dont trust the guy at all. and if i find the ring, im gunna deck the guy in the face."

dude. if my trainer hits back, i am totally going to jump him and me and his best friend are going to pummell him. :lol: we are going to jump him sooo hard. :lol: expect some SHIT to be going down tonight!

cause dude, that is seriously fucked up if he stole the ring. i know about respect, and id neverrr steal from somebody after being a guest in their home. and from your friends momma????!!! boy, you are just asking for an ass whooping! :crankey:

i fucking hope he took it dude, cause now im all pumped up and raging to jump my trainer with his friend. :lol: we are going to punk him sooo hard tonight. :lol:

Edited by Crystal G (04/21/13 08:19 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18146696 - 04/21/13 07:55 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

:thisisgonnabegood:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18146701 - 04/21/13 07:56 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

Love to hear to it:lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] * 1
    #18146884 - 04/21/13 08:55 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

okays the fucking of underage girls--even provides helpful advice--but wants to beat the shit out of him for stealing a ring. that moral compass is tuned right up!
but please continue w/updates, as I don't want to miss one juicy detail

Edited by funegi (04/21/13 08:58 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18146890 - 04/21/13 08:57 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

:3stooges:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman] * 1
    #18147153 - 04/21/13 09:59 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

I am not a very religous person, but I can't help but feel like this kind of behavior is why the man upstairs flushed us out last time.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: sonavapreacha]
    #18147178 - 04/21/13 10:04 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

if you are actually 100% serious about your trainer hooking up with prebuscents you should probably get him in trouble for it


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18147329 - 04/21/13 10:40 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

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Sheekle said:
if you are actually 100% serious about your trainer hooking up with prebuscents you should probably get him in trouble for it




or just pluck out an eye kill bill style :tongue:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman] * 2
    #18147495 - 04/21/13 11:32 PM (11 years, 29 days ago)

or pluck out a testicle

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18149627 - 04/22/13 12:48 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

Hmmm, this trainwreck is taking a turn for the sad and disgusting (from the entertaining).

If your trainer is really preying upon underage girls you should report him to the police.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Me_Roy] * 1
    #18149725 - 04/22/13 01:02 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

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Me_Roy said:
Hmmm, this trainwreck is taking a turn for the sad and disgusting (from the entertaining).

If your trainer is really preying upon underage girls you should report him to the police.




Report him to the police for pursuing a 16 year old? It's not even a crime in most states to have sex with a 16 year old. Talk about a overreaction.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: qman] * 1
    #18150455 - 04/22/13 03:04 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

This last adventure, Crystal, sounds too weird to be true....even for you....I would have to call bullshit, just not sure what your gaining from all of this. :brushrage:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: qman]
    #18150510 - 04/22/13 03:13 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

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qman said:
Quote:

Me_Roy said:
Hmmm, this trainwreck is taking a turn for the sad and disgusting (from the entertaining).

If your trainer is really preying upon underage girls you should report him to the police.




Report him to the police for pursuing a 16 year old? It's not even a crime in most states to have sex with a 16 year old. Talk about a overreaction.




18 in California.
http://www.sexlaws.org/california_statutory_rape#Q1

I understand that other standards work well other places, but this relationship sounds predatory -- at the very least extremely skeezy.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: qman]
    #18150838 - 04/22/13 04:17 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

Me_Roy said:
Hmmm, this trainwreck is taking a turn for the sad and disgusting (from the entertaining).

If your trainer is really preying upon underage girls you should report him to the police.




Report him to the police for pursuing a 16 year old? It's not even a crime in most states to have sex with a 16 year old. Talk about a overreaction.



At one point she said "preteen, 13 at most".

If THAT'S the case then fuck yeah reporting him to the police is the right thing.


However if she's 16 then whatever who cares

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18151369 - 04/22/13 05:45 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

qman said:

Report him to the police for pursuing a 16 year old? It's not even a crime in most states to have sex with a 16 year old. Talk about a overreaction.



At one point she said "preteen, 13 at most".

If THAT'S the case then fuck yeah reporting him to the police is the right thing.


However if she's 16 then whatever who cares

:strokebeard:




Agreed, 16 is pushing it but hardly worth jail time. 13?

13?
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #18152246 - 04/22/13 08:01 PM (11 years, 28 days ago)

Could Crystal G be a master troll??

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