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OfflineXUL
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: XUL]
    #17986029 - 03/20/13 06:40 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G,

I couldn't help, after witnessing all your fascinating posts, but to click on your profile and read your biography. And what a very conflicted biography it is.

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Men who have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities, know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, or defiant. Women who refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.





Interesting.

Although, if you take away the dogmas and the taboos of our modern society you are still left with both female-sluts and male-sluts that exist on a "depressed moral level" beneath the purists of our society. Regardless of gender they do exist whether they be called a slut, harlot, or a whore.

The question is whether or not a slut should be given a negative connotation? Any answer to this question is undoubtfully an oppinion and everybody knows that debating oppinions leads to nowhere.





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Snorting a line of semen too, it feels like a good hit of coke I shit you not guys.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: fireworks_god]
    #17986045 - 03/20/13 06:44 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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fireworks_god said:
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JesusIsLord said:
it's not about who's worthy of more love/dedication to me it's just a matter of - assuming one wants kids someday, how can you give those kids a better childhood.




Please elaborate on the connection between past sexual experience and raising children. :yesnod:

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To me the more sex you have the cheaper it gets and if you want a wife someday or a husband that intimate act won't be so special - to me it'd be kind of mechanical. :shrug:




I hereby propose that people only have sex once a year so as to prevent it from becoming cheap and mechanical. :thumbup:



supply and demand would dictate it would be extremely valuable, appreciated, and meaningful.

or is that too much logic :derp:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17986059 - 03/20/13 06:46 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

:taco:


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Edited by JesusIsLord (03/20/13 06:49 PM)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17986137 - 03/20/13 07:01 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
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fireworks_god said:
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JesusIsLord said:
it's not about who's worthy of more love/dedication to me it's just a matter of - assuming one wants kids someday, how can you give those kids a better childhood.




Please elaborate on the connection between past sexual experience and raising children. :yesnod:

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To me the more sex you have the cheaper it gets and if you want a wife someday or a husband that intimate act won't be so special - to me it'd be kind of mechanical. :shrug:




I hereby propose that people only have sex once a year so as to prevent it from becoming cheap and mechanical. :thumbup:



supply and demand would dictate it would be extremely valuable, appreciated, and meaningful.

or is that too much logic :derp:



sex economics? you should run for president.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: akira_akuma]
    #17986200 - 03/20/13 07:10 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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akira_akuma said:
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JesusIsLord said:
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fireworks_god said:
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JesusIsLord said:
it's not about who's worthy of more love/dedication to me it's just a matter of - assuming one wants kids someday, how can you give those kids a better childhood.




Please elaborate on the connection between past sexual experience and raising children. :yesnod:

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To me the more sex you have the cheaper it gets and if you want a wife someday or a husband that intimate act won't be so special - to me it'd be kind of mechanical. :shrug:




I hereby propose that people only have sex once a year so as to prevent it from becoming cheap and mechanical. :thumbup:



supply and demand would dictate it would be extremely valuable, appreciated, and meaningful.

or is that too much logic :derp:



sex economics? you should run for president.



I should, shouldn't I!

Well, as the saying goes, sex sells - it is a legitimate market :shrug:

Dave Chapelle says it better than I can.

If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you're flooding the market with it.

t=3m13s

skip to 3:13


:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #17986214 - 03/20/13 07:12 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

I think we have been trolled and that CrystalG is actually a flapjack puppet. 
:maximumtrolling:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17987952 - 03/21/13 02:50 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
supply and demand would dictate it would be extremely valuable, appreciated, and meaningful.

or is that too much logic :derp:




Well, that settles it, then. Sex only once per lifetime. :yesnod:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: fireworks_god]
    #17988227 - 03/21/13 06:26 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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fireworks_god said:
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JesusIsLord said:
supply and demand would dictate it would be extremely valuable, appreciated, and meaningful.

or is that too much logic :derp:




Well, that settles it, then. Sex only once per lifetime. :yesnod:



like the salmon yo :datass:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18033182 - 03/30/13 02:05 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Took some coke, xanax, and soma's last night with my PT's best friend. They both called me up after they were done doing a strip show and asked me to come over. It was like 3 in the morning I just got back from a party so I said sure I'll come over after I shower and shit. By the time I came over my PT (who is sober) had already left but his best friend (who does drugs) was still there so we ended up picking up a G of coke and had some weird-feeling sex. I was in a dream-like state and really only half-way there lmfao.

The coke was kinda weird, mellow. It actually makes me kinda tired and makes me want to go to sleep. I thought that feeling must have been the xanny/soma combination so I'm taking bumps right now after just waking up and it's doing the same shit to me again. But the high does not feel like any kind of codeine or opiate or benzo. It smells like coke and numbs the nose like coke. So I'm wondering WTF is up with this coke, if it's cut with something or if pure coke just gives me that relaxed feeling for whatever reason.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18033202 - 03/30/13 02:09 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Coke always shrivels my dick and makes me feel like I have to shit...:sad:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18048105 - 04/02/13 06:04 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)



Yuck

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: King of Pain]
    #18117012 - 04/16/13 05:29 AM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, you know what's really sad, is I think my PT actually thinks I'm falling in love with him. :lol: I mean, we DO hang out several times a week or call each other a lot and will talk for an hour or two... But let's be real, I know what a scumbag he is, and I really just enjoy his company as a friend.

Today we were talking on the phone, and he was like, "Are you like in love with me or some shit? Are you like... falling for me? You totally want me don't you?" :lolsy:

And this is literally like 5 minutes after he's telling me about all the girlfriends that he had that he used for money and then fucked over, cheated on them, lied to them, and fucked up their lives.

I just LMFAO'ed and straight up told him the truth: "Bro, you are the LAST person on earth I would ever want to date." I think he got really offended and butt-hurt when I said that. :lol:

I can't help but feel bad for the guy, dude. He's sooo hungry for love and for a relationship, but he sure as hell ain't gonna find it from me! :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 5
    #18118489 - 04/16/13 01:54 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #18119092 - 04/16/13 03:58 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18119218 - 04/16/13 04:16 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:

I just LMFAO'ed and straight up told him the truth: "Bro, you are the LAST person on earth I would ever want to date." I think he got really offended and butt-hurt when I said that. :lol:
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he got butthurt because he said that comment in hopes of you revealing some sign of actually feeling that way. 



dudes are all the same.  they want a chick that looks like a chick, fucks like a chick, but doesnt act like a chick - because goddamnit chicks are annoying.  from whatyou've told us of your friendship with him, you're fitting that bill to the T.  somewhere in his fucked up sober clingy brain he's thinking "this is perfect!"

watch out!

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: memes]
    #18119232 - 04/16/13 04:18 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

lol yeah he may be a psychopath and try to murder you

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #18120098 - 04/16/13 07:03 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

i dont give a fuck what any one has to say about this

but for real can i get some good tit picks or a movie of your finger banging your pussy or ass sounds pretty stellar right now i think i want to watch it next time im getting my dong gulped on would love to see some bananas or cucumbers especially if you cut half of the skin off of it then carve a dick out of it then fuck your self with a hard cold cockcumber

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Karkata] * 1
    #18120452 - 04/16/13 08:02 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

:laugh2: :rockon:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #18120558 - 04/16/13 08:22 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
Took some coke, xanax, and soma's last night with my PT's best friend. They both called me up after they were done doing a strip show and asked me to come over. It was like 3 in the morning I just got back from a party so I said sure I'll come over after I shower and shit. By the time I came over my PT (who is sober) had already left but his best friend (who does drugs) was still there so we ended up picking up a G of coke and had some weird-feeling sex. I was in a dream-like state and really only half-way there lmfao.

The coke was kinda weird, mellow. It actually makes me kinda tired and makes me want to go to sleep. I thought that feeling must have been the xanny/soma combination so I'm taking bumps right now after just waking up and it's doing the same shit to me again. But the high does not feel like any kind of codeine or opiate or benzo. It smells like coke and numbs the nose like coke. So I'm wondering WTF is up with this coke, if it's cut with something or if pure coke just gives me that relaxed feeling for whatever reason.




That's what pure coke is supposed to feel like. It's not supposed to feel all speedy and rushy, maybe a little rushy but mainly relaxing with a stimulant like edge to it.

When I used to do copius amounts of pure coke I would always start yawning and feel tired.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman]
    #18120596 - 04/16/13 08:27 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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Karkata said:
i dont give a fuck what any one has to say about this

but for real can i get some good tit picks or a movie of your finger banging your pussy or ass sounds pretty stellar right now i think i want to watch it next time im getting my dong gulped on would love to see some bananas or cucumbers especially if you cut half of the skin off of it then carve a dick out of it then fuck your self with a hard cold cockcumber



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:laugh2: :rockon:



perfect response to that


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