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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: akira_akuma]
    #17982683 - 03/20/13 02:14 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
but with this whole "Hey everyone look at me" Independent attitude you seem to have.....



sorta like when you make posts in the pub about your life sucking and everything being shit, and crying about your kid, cause your wife took him and left you, after being all KRAZY!1 :crazy2: then you mourn every, what is it every third week or so, sometimes four.

kinda sucks to be picked apart, huh.




Apparently men go through PMS too. It's totally true, too! I remember my ex would have some weird freak-out all the time, and his freakouts were always the worst and most epic right around the time I was supposed to get my period. We were synchronized, bruh. :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17982687 - 03/20/13 02:20 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

your ex seems as immature and whiny as this almond four.  you should broaden your relationship horizons maybe.:tongue:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #17982708 - 03/20/13 02:33 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

males are a female but with one less chromosome; other then the various metabolic/hormonal and physical differences... our day to day lives would have been the same... lest we not shove females into a corner for most of written history.

men and women are essentially of the same humanity... only time will tell whether or not we can ever achieve that state, however.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: DarkMatterOfFact] * 1
    #17982712 - 03/20/13 02:33 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] * 1
    #17982714 - 03/20/13 02:34 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
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Crystal G said:my exes would sometimes beat the shit out of each other in bed. Pistol whipping, punches to the face, injecting semen, the works.




Huh?? Injecting Semen??:eek:
The works?
Please fill me in




Yes. To explain this injecting semen thing, this one time I gave one of my butt-hungry exes a prostate orgasm, had him cum in a petri dish as I was giving him the butts3x, drew it up in a syringe and diluted it with water so it wouldn't get clogged, and then slammed that shit into my vein.

That shit got me high as fuck too, boy howdy. :lol:

Snorting a line of semen too, it feels like a good hit of coke I shit you not guys.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: akira_akuma]
    #17982737 - 03/20/13 02:52 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
males are a female but with one less chromosome; other then the various metabolic/hormonal and physical differences... our day to day lives would have been the same... lest we not shove females into a corner for most of written history.

men and women are essentially of the same humanity... only time will tell whether or not we can ever achieve that state, however.




i think its along the lines of we all start out as female fetus's and develop the male chromosome.

and i agree one day duality of the sexes will end eventually. just like racial divides and every other useless human trait.



btw crystal that shooting semen thread was epic lulz. i feel the same way about pussy juice. even though shooting it is way beyond something id do. i love to feel it drip down my balls and in my mouth though.

drives me wild. yeah im dirty i know. but i dont give a fuck. :devil:


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Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #17982741 - 03/20/13 02:54 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
That shit got me high as fuck too, boy howdy. :lol:

Snorting a line of semen too, it feels like a good hit of coke I shit you not guys.




:rofl:

I love crystal G threads


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #17982764 - 03/20/13 03:10 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

you can't be serious.:speechless:
I know its 5am but I believe I read that correctly.
Injecting semen into your veins.
Ma'am its probably in your best intrest to seek medical and
Psychiactic help immediately.

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #17982776 - 03/20/13 03:19 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

This happened probably 5 years ago, yea I was tweaked out at the time, but hell it was worth it. If only to be able to tell a bomb-ass, fucked up story years later. Story of my life bro. :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17982791 - 03/20/13 03:24 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I hear you. I always envy those with a laundry list of stories.
So when you injected the semen did you filter it through cotton?
How was the rush/onset of the semen?
What's duration of effects?
I have some pretty healthy/loads, I'm sure mine last the length of a good LSD/DOx trip:lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] * 1
    #17982803 - 03/20/13 03:29 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

And I still can't get it out of my head that someone as pretty as you does these things.
And although I've never seen your face the pic of your body is exceptional so I assume your
Face is as well. Im sort of stuck mid way between you trolling you being a kinky broad.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex] * 1
    #17982805 - 03/20/13 03:30 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
I hear you. I always envy those with a laundry list of stories.
So when you injected the semen did you filter it through cotton?
How was the rush/onset of the semen?
What's duration of effects?
I have some pretty healthy/loads, I'm sure mine last the length of a good LSD/DOx trip:lol:




I'm pretty certain I filtered it through cotton as I always did out of practice. But I honestly have a hard time remembering from that far back. No I must have, because I was probably paranoid about injecting coagulated particles.

Semen, at least for me, has stimulant qualities to it. Like I said when I snorted it I was sober (and that was probably 10 months ago so I remember it a lot better than IV'ing it), and it gave me a headrush similar to coke. Duration lasts about 5-10 minutes, and then slowly subsides almost like a crash.

Wouldn't that be funny if every single guy's semen produced a different effect. Like you are injecting their personality (literally, in their DNA), so some guys feel like heroin highs, others feel like ecstasy highs, others are more trippy like mushrooms, and others are all amped like meff. :lol:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: T-Rex]
    #17982808 - 03/20/13 03:32 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
And I still can't get it out of my head that someone as pretty as you does these things.
And although I've never seen your face the pic of your body is exceptional so I assume your
Face is as well. Im sort of stuck mid way between you trolling you being a kinky broad.




I used to post a lot of pictures of myself on these boards. I deleted almost all of them because I don't want people that I know or people from work finding me. If this wasn't a drug board and I wasn't posting about shooting semen or posting pictures of threesomes I would feel totally fine posting my shit on here.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17982814 - 03/20/13 03:37 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

anything passes through your blood-brain barrier, you're gonna inhibit a Dopamine reaction.

:lol: that's why you feel a rush.

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17982820 - 03/20/13 03:40 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Wouldn't that be funny if every single guy's semen produced a different effect. Like you are injecting their personality (literally, in their DNA), so some guys feel like heroin highs, others feel like ecstasy highs, others are more trippy like mushrooms, and others are all amped like meff. :lol:




:lol:

picture it: semen drug dealers.

"you want some more harry?"

"naaah i think ima try a little joe today, looking for more of a body high. "



I wonder if you do a lot of drugs if it concentrates in your semen  :naughty:



yo dude, i got like, the most chronic bob semen just $5 a squirt maaan, this shit is DANK!


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Shins]
    #17982822 - 03/20/13 03:42 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

oh yeah, good point Shins. that too would inhibit a reaction of Dopamine... the guys sperm probably has Cocaine in it.

how convenient. :whoa:

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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17982999 - 03/20/13 05:47 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

wow , you can snort or shoot up my semen next time your in oztralia .
i can give you 12 shots in 12 hours {minimum}:grin:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: atomicshaman]
    #17984005 - 03/20/13 12:00 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

:jacked:


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #17986003 - 03/20/13 06:36 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Crystal G,

I couldn't help, after witnessing all your fascinating posts, but to click on your profile and read your biography. And what a very conflicted biography it is.

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Men who have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities, know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, or defiant. Women who refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.





Interesting.

Although, if you take away the dogmas and the taboos of our modern society you are still left with both female-sluts and male-sluts that exist on a "depressed moral level" beneath the purists of our society. Regardless of gender they do exist whether they be called a slut, harlot, or a whore.

The question is whether or not a slut should be given a negative connotation? Any answer to this question is undoubtfully an oppinion and everybody knows that debating oppinions leads to nowhere.


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Re: Threesome with My Personal Trainer and His Best Friend (Pictures!) [Re: Crystal G]
    #17986016 - 03/20/13 06:38 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
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T-Rex said:
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Crystal G said:my exes would sometimes beat the shit out of each other in bed. Pistol whipping, punches to the face, injecting semen, the works.




Huh?? Injecting Semen??:eek:
The works?
Please fill me in




Yes. To explain this injecting semen thing, this one time I gave one of my butt-hungry exes a prostate orgasm, had him cum in a petri dish as I was giving him the butts3x, drew it up in a syringe and diluted it with water so it wouldn't get clogged, and then slammed that shit into my vein.

That shit got me high as fuck too, boy howdy. :lol:

Snorting a line of semen too, it feels like a good hit of coke I shit you not guys.



:wowjustwow:


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