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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #17941605 - 03/11/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
FUCK FUCKS SAKE CRYSTAL G. Let me spell this shit out for your ass. Bitch ends up experiancing a god damn miscarriage. Shocked I asked her.....but you were on birth control wernt you? She claims she must of forgotten to take it a couple of days.

Happy now? Do you need some god damned photos to help your brain process this shit????






This isn't actually proof that she intentionally didn't take her birth control without telling you. Which is why, logically, I was asking you those questions, duhh. When you take a pill every single day, it's very common and normal to accidentally forget to take your daily dose sometimes.

Unless you were there at the doctor's office with her when she was getting her ultrasound and they ask her what kind of birth control she was on and she answered, "I wasn't taking any," you have no right to say she intentionally pulled that shit to "trap" you. Get real. You're not that great of a catch and no intelligent woman would want to be latched on to you forever. Don't flatter yourself. :lol:



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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #17941621 - 03/11/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

haha almond flour you use that common sense greamlin too much. I knew you were posting in an anonymous thread the other day cause you used it


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #17941622 - 03/11/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Believe it or not women do sketchy shit Crystal. Let me put it this way.

Say theres a chick who really wants to fuck her body builder. After she does the deed, she decides she wants a piece of his friends ass. After she fucks him (Which she knows is sketchy), her phone BLOWS UP WITH PHONE CALLS from the two. As she panics BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT IN REALITY, FUCKING SOMEONE THEN DOING HIS BEST FRIEND IS A SLUTTY, SHADY FUCKING MOVE.....she picks up the phone with hesitation.




Actually I know plenty of people who would be cool with it. (I used to be a swinger before, remember). I just had it in my head that it was wrong, simply because I was in a monogamous relationship with my ex for so long. I actually forgot that there are some sick fucks and wicked-ass cool people out there. :lol:

And, I decided to own up to what I did and called the bodybuilder back, so yea I did the right thing. :shrug:

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Luckily, both the males dont see her as an object to be cherished, respected, and pampered, they see her exactly as her actions present herself......as a sex object. Both excited they ask their new sex toy if both can have the pleasure of pounding her with no strings attached :datass:




And that is exactly what I'm looking for myself. Especially after being in a relationship with a controlling guy, I am definitely all about enjoying the single life for a while. So what's the problem again?

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while she wonders why her X boyfriend looses his shit and calls her a whore :commonsense:




I was completely faithful while we were together. I was a stripper when we met (I quit later because he didn't like it), which is something that he knew about and was okay with. He never called me names until we broke up. He's just butthurt cause we're broken up less than 2 weeks and I'm already over him and having my fun with other guys. :lol:


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #17941639 - 03/11/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Almond Flour said:
Believe it or not women do sketchy shit Crystal. Let me put it this way.

Say theres a chick who really wants to fuck her body builder. After she does the deed, she decides she wants a piece of his friends ass. After she fucks him (Which she knows is sketchy), her phone BLOWS UP WITH PHONE CALLS from the two. As she panics BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT IN REALITY, FUCKING SOMEONE THEN DOING HIS BEST FRIEND IS A SLUTTY, SHADY FUCKING MOVE.....she picks up the phone with hesitation.




Actually I know plenty of people who would be cool with it. (I used to be a swinger before, remember). I just had it in my head that it was wrong, simply because I was in a monogamous relationship with my ex for so long. I actually forgot that there are some sick fucks and wicked-ass cool people out there. :lol:

And, I decided to own up to what I did and called the bodybuilder back, so yea I did the right thing. :shrug:

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Luckily, both the males dont see her as an object to be cherished, respected, and pampered, they see her exactly as her actions present herself......as a sex object. Both excited they ask their new sex toy if both can have the pleasure of pounding her with no strings attached :datass:




And that is exactly what I'm looking for myself. Especially after being in a relationship with a controlling guy, I am definitely all about enjoying the single life for a while. So what's the problem again?

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while she wonders why her X boyfriend looses his shit and calls her a whore :commonsense:




I was completely faithful while we were together. I was a stripper when we met (I quit later because he didn't like it), which is something that he knew about and was okay with. He never called me names until we broke up. He's just butthurt cause we're broken up less than 2 weeks and I'm already over him and having my fun with other guys. :lol:



:kummeli:

Ok good for you G. You've got an answer up your sleeve for everything. Glad you got shit figured out  :whippedcreamhead:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #17941649 - 03/11/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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steelyNads205 said:
women are emotional beings who will act out on it. IDGAF what anyone says if its just THAT dramatic they will go through with it. ive had a chick tell me "im through with kids. im done." but later says " just so you know if i was pregnant by you i would keep it. just saying." i mean WTF???




Why is that a WTF? She is just trying to be romantic and is saying that you are important enough for her to not immediately resort to abortion should she ever get pregnant.

I mean, what would you rather she say, "If I got pregnant by you I would totally kill that disgusting piece of shit and stomp on it?" :lol:

Who knows, maybe for you that's romance. :lol: (Which hey, I'm not going to knock!) :lol:



LOL i hear ya. and yeah it was sweet for her to say that, but the reason im like WTF!! is because she had it set in her mind that she was NEVER going to have another child in her life and was completely done having that experience. as far as i knew she wasnt able to have kids but sometimes "miracles" happen, which led her to say that. it never happened but, i totally supported it.

but even a WOMAN who was just done with child bearing still considered it.


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #17941839 - 03/12/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Almond Flour said:
FUCK FUCKS SAKE CRYSTAL G. Let me spell this shit out for your ass. Bitch ends up experiancing a god damn miscarriage. Shocked I asked her.....but you were on birth control wernt you? She claims she must of forgotten to take it a couple of days.

Happy now? Do you need some god damned photos to help your brain process this shit????






This isn't actually proof that she intentionally didn't take her birth control without telling you. Which is why, logically, I was asking you those questions, duhh. When you take a pill every single day, it's very common and normal to accidentally forget to take your daily dose sometimes.

Unless you were there at the doctor's office with her when she was getting her ultrasound and they ask her what kind of birth control she was on and she answered, "I wasn't taking any," you have no right to say she intentionally pulled that shit to "trap" you. Get real. You're not that great of a catch and no intelligent woman would want to be latched on to you forever. Don't flatter yourself. :lol:



This is true. Op, she was just asking how you knew for sure the girl intentionally stopped taking the pill in order to get pregnant, and nothing you said really shows you know for a fact that she was.You don't have to get all bitchy about it. And bringing up Crystal G's sex life? That just plain immature.

With that said I know for a fact some girls do stop taking their pills in an attempt to get pregnant: Once upon a time I was alone at my first girlfriend's house and found a pile of Ritalin on her dresser, which she never used but often gave to me. So I crush a couple pills on the table, roll a twenty and snort. No buzz whatsoever. I take one of the pills and go to the cupboard where her meds are, and sure enough they were actually her birth control pills which looked almost identical to Ritalin. I asked her about it a couple hours later and she admitted she was trying to get pregnant. Luckily she did not. We were in high school at the time. And she had a serious case of borderline personality disorder.

Yes, I did indeed snort birth control. And it worked! I didn't get pregnant  :grin:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Redpill] * 1
    #17941981 - 03/12/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Redpill said:


Yes, I did indeed snort birth control. And it worked! I didn't get pregnant  :grin:



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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Redpill]
    #17942124 - 03/12/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Yes, I did indeed snort birth control. And it worked! I didn't get pregnant  :grin:




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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Dawks]
    #17942184 - 03/12/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

grew up listening to this one. bitches are sketchy like that indeed. its really hard to find that ONE but most end up being like the rest.:nonono:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Dawks]
    #17944533 - 03/12/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Dawks said:
You could always put your sperm on ice OP and then get snipped.





It would be for the better. The world doesn't need another Almond Flour running around:nonono:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: itsthedank]
    #17944546 - 03/12/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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itsthedank said:
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Dawks said:
You could always put your sperm on ice OP and then get snipped.





It would be for the better. The world doesn't need another Almond Flour running around:nonono:




damnnn  :bitchsmack:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Intelligentxfruit]
    #17944682 - 03/12/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

:kelsoburn:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #17945101 - 03/12/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Believe it or not women do sketchy shit Crystal. Let me put it this way.

Say theres a chick who really wants to fuck her body builder. After she does the deed, she decides she wants a piece of his friends ass. After she fucks him (Which she knows is sketchy), her phone BLOWS UP WITH PHONE CALLS from the two. As she panics BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT IN REALITY, FUCKING SOMEONE THEN DOING HIS BEST FRIEND IS A SLUTTY, SHADY FUCKING MOVE.....she picks up the phone with hesitation.

Luckily, both the males dont see her as an object to be cherished, respected, and pampered, they see her exactly as her actions present herself......as a sex object. Both excited they ask their new sex toy if both can have the pleasure of pounding her with no strings attached :datass:

Therefore the sketchy act itself slips away uncared for, just like the female in question.....while she wonders why her X boyfriend looses his shit and calls her a whore :commonsense:


PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE :snowman:



wow, you're a colossal moron


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #18062467 - 04/05/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus effing Christ. So I'm coming down off coke at 5am last night and texting my personal trainer back and forth with him.

So back story, he's pretty much the biggest scumbag and shadiest, sluttiest, dirtbaggiest motherfucker I've ever met, he's a master manipulator and emotionally immature and pretty much everything that could possibly be wrong in a human is him. (But he's going to get me jacked, so whatever, right? :lol:)

He just broke up with this engaged chick he had been seeing (engaged as in, engaged to another man). So anyway, our texts go something like this.

He said he was up till 5 in the morning because "I saw her last night. I ripped her clothes off and forced her to fuck me. it was fun how easy it was. she's small and weak."

Me: "Fuck that's hot. Did she get off to it?"

Him: "Yea she always cums. I'm trying to get her pregnant. I hadn't jacked off for two days. And I came inside her without asking and left my dick in there to keep it in. And I came in her the following two times too."

Me: "WTF BRO why u trying to get her pregnant?!?!?!?!"

Him: "Because I'd marry into money first off and second of all I want her to have my babies. She'll prob get the morning after pill but I hope she forgets cause she won't have an abortion."

Me: "I don't get it. Why are you trying to get her preg? Do you actually wanna be a dad or do you just wanna be with her that bad?"

Him: "I wanna be with her that bad. Then I'd be able to keep her. Fuck the kid I want her."

Me: "I can't believe a piece of shit scumbag like you would ever have kids. LMFAO!!!!!!!"

Him: "HAHAHAHA I know right! How could a dumbass like myself have kids. Can you imagine if a skank ass hoe bag like you had kids?"

Both of us: "LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!" :rofl2:

Him: "yea you need a kid. want me to fill u up with cum everynight"

.................W.T.F. Bear in mind, he already has an 8 year old from a previous relationship whom he has never once seen, because he bailed as soon as his girl got pregnant. God, he is such a scumbag. :facepalm:

So, after reading these texts between me and him last night, I now fully believe that it is possible for people to use pregnancy as a way to "trap" somebody. I just never seen it with my own two eyes until last night. Interestingly enough, the person doing the trapping was a man however.


Edited by Crystal G (04/05/13 01:27 PM)


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #18062541 - 04/05/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Why the hell don't guys start smarting up and stop blowing loads into bitches...

Fuck, I've been dating the same girl for almost 3 years, we don't use condoms, and I almost never jizz inside of her. She is also on the pill.

Pull that shit out and fucking make a masterpiece on your girl!


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: PsYcHoDoUgHbOy]
    #18062549 - 04/05/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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PsYcHoDoUgHbOy said:
Why the hell don't guys start smarting up and stop blowing loads into bitches...

Fuck, I've been dating the same girl for almost 3 years, we don't use condoms, and I almost never jizz inside of her. She is also on the pill.

Pull that shit out and fucking make a masterpiece on your girl!



Cause I'm not a little bitch who is paranoid about having kids. I'm chilling with my son right now and yes the most badass dude I know. :shrug:


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #18062563 - 04/05/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

Can you trust a woman? Sometimes.

Even if her word is true, birth control is only about half reliable.
If you both used a form it'd be at about 85%.

Stay on this path & you will have many kids....like Willie the ramblin gambler...ha!


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #18062933 - 04/05/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Jesus effing Christ. So I'm coming down off coke at 5am last night and texting my personal trainer back and forth with him.

So back story, he's pretty much the biggest scumbag and shadiest, sluttiest, dirtbaggiest motherfucker I've ever met, he's a master manipulator and emotionally immature and pretty much everything that could possibly be wrong in a human is him. (But he's going to get me jacked, so whatever, right? :lol:)

He just broke up with this engaged chick he had been seeing (engaged as in, engaged to another man). So anyway, our texts go something like this.

He said he was up till 5 in the morning because "I saw her last night. I ripped her clothes off and forced her to fuck me. it was fun how easy it was. she's small and weak."

Me: "Fuck that's hot. Did she get off to it?"

Him: "Yea she always cums. I'm trying to get her pregnant. I hadn't jacked off for two days. And I came inside her without asking and left my dick in there to keep it in. And I came in her the following two times too."

Me: "WTF BRO why u trying to get her pregnant?!?!?!?!"

Him: "Because I'd marry into money first off and second of all I want her to have my babies. She'll prob get the morning after pill but I hope she forgets cause she won't have an abortion."

Me: "I don't get it. Why are you trying to get her preg? Do you actually wanna be a dad or do you just wanna be with her that bad?"

Him: "I wanna be with her that bad. Then I'd be able to keep her. Fuck the kid I want her."

Me: "I can't believe a piece of shit scumbag like you would ever have kids. LMFAO!!!!!!!"

Him: "HAHAHAHA I know right! How could a dumbass like myself have kids. Can you imagine if a skank ass hoe bag like you had kids?"

Both of us: "LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!" :rofl2:

Him: "yea you need a kid. want me to fill u up with cum everynight"

.................W.T.F. Bear in mind, he already has an 8 year old from a previous relationship whom he has never once seen, because he bailed as soon as his girl got pregnant. God, he is such a scumbag. :facepalm:

So, after reading these texts between me and him last night, I now fully believe that it is possible for people to use pregnancy as a way to "trap" somebody. I just never seen it with my own two eyes until last night. Interestingly enough, the person doing the trapping was a man however.




what makes you even want to associate with people like this?


Edited by LittleDipster (04/05/13 03:17 PM)


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: LittleDipster]
    #18063332 - 04/05/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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what makes you even want to associate with people like this?




We have a bond because we used to shoot dope together, and as you know dope users are not exactly known for being the most noble of character. :lol:

I tend to gravitate towards people who are fucked in the head a little bit. I like them, they are usually more "real," they are usually way more hysterical, and I find them much easier to be my true scumbaggy self around them. I can also be as crass and rapey as I please around these types of people and they won't get butthurt or easily offended. I would however, never EVER date one of them; they are nice to hang around, not nice to date.

Plus, I can totally understand why he's like that. We both had very similar upbringings--crazy raging parents that had violent outbursts all the time, pretty sure he has PTSD too. He's a body dysmorphic, ex-junkie, ex-criminal, temperamental stripper who's also a total whore and exploiter of people. Why wouldn't I possibly be able to relate to him? :lol: The dude reminds me of me when I was younger, except the only difference is I'm afraid of having kids and would never ever try to get pregnant.


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Re: Is this risky??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #18063791 - 04/05/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 9 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Jesus effing Christ. So I'm coming down off coke at 5am last night and texting my personal trainer back and forth with him.

So back story, he's pretty much the biggest scumbag and shadiest, sluttiest, dirtbaggiest motherfucker I've ever met, he's a master manipulator and emotionally immature and pretty much everything that could possibly be wrong in a human is him. (But he's going to get me jacked, so whatever, right? :lol:)

He just broke up with this engaged chick he had been seeing (engaged as in, engaged to another man). So anyway, our texts go something like this.

He said he was up till 5 in the morning because "I saw her last night. I ripped her clothes off and forced her to fuck me. it was fun how easy it was. she's small and weak."

Me: "Fuck that's hot. Did she get off to it?"

Him: "Yea she always cums. I'm trying to get her pregnant. I hadn't jacked off for two days. And I came inside her without asking and left my dick in there to keep it in. And I came in her the following two times too."

Blablabla




Yeah my dad left me and my mom when I was born, which basically turned into me being raised by my gramps, then we moved to France and were homeless for some time after staying with a crazy man who kept us almost like prisoners and whos daughter I was friends with murdered a man not long ago for being fucked in the head.

That shit's real funny, Crystal G. Hahaha. Fuck children, right ?


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