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OfflineKILTRO
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Does McDonald's fuck your shit up?
    #17927587 - 03/09/13 02:32 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Got damn the diahrea is immense!

had a large meal last night for the first time in a month or two
and iv been shitting liquid all day! damn

no more fast foods, any of you guys cop this?

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO] * 4
    #17927599 - 03/09/13 02:35 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Last time I had McD's was back in...uhh...let me think...probably 2002.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: koraks]
    #17927600 - 03/09/13 02:37 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

never had diarrhea from it, what did you order?

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Cavemen] * 1
    #17927603 - 03/09/13 02:39 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

A Grand angus meal

god i hate the runs

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO] * 4
    #17927606 - 03/09/13 02:41 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

A grand anus meal? Maybe that's why! I am guessing you have been drinking tonight, am I right? This could be a contributing factor to the...............runs. :grin:


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #17927615 - 03/09/13 02:44 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Nope no drinks at all

i blame That greasy burger

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: koraks]
    #17927616 - 03/09/13 02:44 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

i dont know whats wrong with mcdonalds in usa but
in norway mcdonalds uses high-quality ingredients, and 75% of those are from norway. the meat is 100% pure norwegian beef, potatoes also come from norway, in addition to the salad and chicken file retention.
i know that because they are saying the same shit on a tv comercial thats ben going on tv probabilly since i was a child.
i have never heard anyone get sick or ill from the food here.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #17927618 - 03/09/13 02:44 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
A grand anus meal? Maybe that's why! I am guessing you have been drinking tonight, am I right? This could be a contributing factor to the...............runs. :grin:



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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: 1question]
    #17927624 - 03/09/13 02:46 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

They also have salmon burgers! yum!

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17927629 - 03/09/13 02:48 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

really think about everything you have eaten today. I am not defending McD's but it may be a combination of things. I have not eaten a burger there in years though. I did eat at JIB though. Feel OK 4 hours later. Sometimes food can take 2-4 hours before something like this shows up. Think about everything you ate in the last 6-8 hours.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 2
    #17927644 - 03/09/13 02:55 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

mcgriddles fuck me right up. everything else is cool with me though. yesterday i had a shamrock shake and ended up puking a few hours later and it was the coolest looking green puke i have ever seen.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Dork] * 6
    #17927659 - 03/09/13 03:01 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

I used dose McDonald's 3 times a day and now I've got permanent HPPD and depersonalization


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Dawks] * 2
    #17927726 - 03/09/13 03:23 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Hmmm what a nightmare

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Dork]
    #17927762 - 03/09/13 03:37 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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mcgriddles fuck me right up. everything else is cool with me though. yesterday i had a shamrock shake and ended up puking a few hours later and it was the coolest looking green puke i have ever seen.




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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Connoisseur]
    #17927788 - 03/09/13 03:51 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Some mcdonalds are high class joints man others not so, just depends where you live.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: tdubz]
    #17927816 - 03/09/13 04:05 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Never had a problem with mcdicks myself.


A little heavy maybe but thats it.

I dont think it's really as unhealthy as people make it out to be as long as you;re not eating it every day.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17927858 - 03/09/13 04:32 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

They've never poisoned me. They forget to give me napkins, but it's not a problem because I keep a huge stockpile in both of my vehicles. They give me the wrong sauce packets frequently, which is a real nuisance.
    Actually, I think McDonalds is going to kill me, but it's not their fault. I eat there constantly. What else is open after midnight?
I try to get a lot of side salads with vinaigrette, and sometimes grilled chicken sandwiches, but who am I kidding. I am going to die because of this. When I drive up to the window the night manager says Quarterpounder with cheese and small fries? before I even say anything. I feel like we're great friends even though we've never exchanged more than seven words.
    I changed my mind. I blame society. Ha.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: tdubz] * 1
    #17927886 - 03/09/13 04:49 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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Some mcdonalds are high class joints man others not so, just depends where you live.







McDonalds is shit no matter where you live.  The food is garbage, it tastes like shit, if makes you sick, and its served by people I wouldn't trust to mow my lawn.  I never once said to myself after eating that shit "The was awesome, glad I ate at McDonalds."  At best I'm not hungry and my stomach ache lasts less than 10 minutes, at worst I have to throw out my pants, undies, and socks after shitting myself on the turnpike, trying to wait til I get to the rest area.  You might as well just kiss a homeless person and kick yourself in the nuts.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: fapjack]
    #17927892 - 03/09/13 04:54 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

good thing for me - my nearest mcdicks has a takeout sushi place right across the way where i can get 2 rolls for less than i can get a meal at mcdicks.

needless to say i always get sushi.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17927963 - 03/09/13 05:37 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Uhhh does it fuck your shit up?
You Be The Judge!

One Big Mac is 1/4 stick of butter (29gr) and a level teaspoon of salt (2.2gr)

Does that sound like something that would fuck your shit up? :crazy:


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: koraks]
    #17927983 - 03/09/13 05:54 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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Last time I had McD's was back in...uhh...let me think...probably 2002.



        ^ ^ ^ ^ This ^ ^ ^ ^ and this > > > :puke:
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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #17928010 - 03/09/13 06:09 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

McD's is disgusting.  I'm suprised Nanny Bloomberg hasn't banned them in NYC.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #17928020 - 03/09/13 06:13 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

sure does. i had a surf and turf last night (big mac, fillet o fish) and my turds smell like a deep fryer.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: istandalone]
    #17928076 - 03/09/13 07:03 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #17928096 - 03/09/13 07:24 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

i'm eating a double cheeseburger right now for breakfast.





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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Salomon]
    #17928103 - 03/09/13 07:27 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #17928189 - 03/09/13 08:13 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

anyone else notice that if you let any food from mcdonalds sit out for a week or two it still looks exactly the same as the day you bought it. it just gets rock hard

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #17928206 - 03/09/13 08:18 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Kind of like what happens to my penis when I lock my girlfriend in the basement for a week.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #17928224 - 03/09/13 08:25 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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MilkdudTitties said:
anyone else notice that if you let any food from mcdonalds sit out for a week or two it still looks exactly the same as the day you bought it. it just gets rock hard



Good hygiene in the production line. The implicit argument in this little (inaccurate) joke that McD's would lack the nutrients or harbor too much preservatives for molds to grow is just bogus.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: koraks]
    #17928286 - 03/09/13 08:44 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

many times i have left a cheeseburger or french frys in my car for weeks during the summer (120+ inside the car) and it still looked exactly the same when i finally cleaned it out.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #17928297 - 03/09/13 08:47 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Any food will simply dry out if temps are too high and the environment is too arid. That's why we sterilize jars before we inoculate them: high temperatures kill molds. It's also why the desert isn't known in particular for the way it tends to mold over if you don't treat it with chlorine regularly. Put that half-eaten cheeseburger inside the little box it came in and put it on your dinner table. Leave it for a week and check it out. You'll see that some organism found nutrients in there :wink:

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: 1question]
    #17928613 - 03/09/13 10:29 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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1question said:
i dont know whats wrong with mcdonalds in usa but
in norway mcdonalds uses high-quality ingredients, and 75% of those are from norway. the meat is 100% pure norwegian beef, potatoes also come from norway, in addition to the salad and chicken file retention




IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home. Eating a lot of fat will make you have to shit sooner sometimes though. The upside if you're worried about your fat intake is that a lot of it is not even getting absorbed by your body, it just passes through.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17928615 - 03/09/13 10:31 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Every post in this thread:

:nohellno:
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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17928643 - 03/09/13 10:38 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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psi said:

IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home.




WAT?

You have to be joking. So you are saying McDonalds is comparable to cooked dinners from home as they aren't that different?

uhh...... there is a reason why they get knocked. Its shit food with shit ingredients for a shit price. There is a reason why its so damn cheap.... because its garbage food.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Uzziel]
    #17928651 - 03/09/13 10:41 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Uzziel]
    #17928662 - 03/09/13 10:44 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)




Its funny. The one on the left is 12 years old.  No mold, nothing. It looks almost as good as the one on the right hell the bun looks better on the left for christs sakes.

Yeah, McDonalds has nothing wrong with it. :lol:

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO] * 2
    #17928831 - 03/09/13 11:39 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

I have switched to Wendy's as my go to fast food. But when the mcrib is out, I'm there almost daily.

I know this forum is full of lil vegan girls who can't sin with a grin.

but I stand when I pee, and I enjoy fast food.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Uzziel]
    #17928834 - 03/09/13 11:40 AM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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psi said:

IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home.




WAT?

You have to be joking. So you are saying McDonalds is comparable to cooked dinners from home as they aren't that different?

uhh...... there is a reason why they get knocked. Its shit food with shit ingredients for a shit price. There is a reason why its so damn cheap.... because its garbage food.




Yeah, I would say that having a burger and fries at home or at a diner (or at another fast food place like burger king that people don't seem to love to hate quite as much as they do McDonalds) is pretty much the same thing. A pack of hamburger buns you buy at the grocery store will also have preservatives in it (although it may not contain as much sugar as a McDonald's bun,) the hamburger meat probably has residual amounts of weird shit they feed to the cows, the Coke at the grocery store has just as much corn syrup as the stuff in the fountain at McD's, etc etc.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17929035 - 03/09/13 12:51 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

Uzziel said:
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psi said:

IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home.




WAT?

You have to be joking. So you are saying McDonalds is comparable to cooked dinners from home as they aren't that different?

uhh...... there is a reason why they get knocked. Its shit food with shit ingredients for a shit price. There is a reason why its so damn cheap.... because its garbage food.




Yeah, I would say that having a burger and fries at home or at a diner (or at another fast food place like burger king that people don't seem to love to hate quite as much as they do McDonalds) is pretty much the same thing. A pack of hamburger buns you buy at the grocery store will also have preservatives in it (although it may not contain as much sugar as a McDonald's bun,) the hamburger meat probably has residual amounts of weird shit they feed to the cows, the Coke at the grocery store has just as much corn syrup as the stuff in the fountain at McD's, etc etc.



:goodluckwiththat:

I agree that it isnt much different than other places you can go to but it is alot different than home cooked

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: collie man] * 1
    #17929045 - 03/09/13 12:56 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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collie man said:
I have switched to Wendy's as my go to fast food. But when the mcrib is out, I'm there almost daily.

I know this forum is full of lil vegan girls who can't sin with a grin.

but I stand when I pee, and I enjoy fast food.




I know how to cook first off, so why am I going to eat shit?  Second off I live 10 minutes away from NYC.  I can eat good food at a reasonable price, why am I going to pay less to eat shit that makes me shit my pants?  I can go by a pound of 80/20 ground beef for 3 bucks, 3 rolls for $1.50 3 pieces of cheese for like $.80  and make 3 tasty burgers for less than $6.00 that taste a fuckload better than shitty mcDonalds burgers and won't make me sick.  If I wanna spend an extra 2 bucks I can get some lettuce and a tomato and make them cali cheeseburgers.  If I don't feel like cooking I can go to a burger place and get a burger for $5.00. that is the size of 3 mcshitty burgers.  When you start getting into the angus and more expensive burgers they have it costs the same to go to a local burger place that will cook them rare.  Try ordering a rare burger at mcDonalds.  Eating a shitty well done burger full of preservatives isn't manly and doesn't make you less of a vegan.  A real man eats steak, not shitty mcgarbage.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #17929083 - 03/09/13 01:08 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

The only time I go to mcdonalds is when I really want a chocolate shake and I don't want to get out of my car. Sometimes I'll get coffee from them under similar circumstances. If I really need something to eat I'll normally get a salad from them, but even those are ridiculously high-calorie/high sugar.

If I really want to sin I wouldn't waste it at Mcdonalds, I'll go to the burger joint that serves alcoholic milkshakes and uses krispy kreme donuts as buns, instead. That is an exercise in extreme indulgence, of course.
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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #17929113 - 03/09/13 01:15 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

I'm going to go to that place next time I'm in philly.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: fapjack]
    #17929127 - 03/09/13 01:20 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Bodily No But when they give me the wrong stuff which is like 50% of the time that sucks. :psycrankey:


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17929226 - 03/09/13 01:47 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

99c large sweet tea.
then once I get there I mine as well grab some abused and chemically de-feathered chicken... Nuggets.


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    #17929299 - 03/09/13 02:03 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

I asked for an Angust Deluxe with no cheese a few days ago (my last time going to McDonald's) and those mofos gave me TWO pieces of cheese!


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #17929431 - 03/09/13 02:39 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)




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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Cavemen]
    #17929475 - 03/09/13 02:52 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

McDonald's messed me up bad one time. I ate a big mac or something then went back to my friends and drank a few beers which usually at the time just got me pretty buzzed. Except this time I started getting the spins and they only got worse as time went on. It got to the point where I started seeing stars and was on the verge of fainting, but somehow I held it together and survived the night. Since then I only ate mcdonalds once and it was because someone bought me a burger.

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    #17929493 - 03/09/13 02:58 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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I asked for an Angust Deluxe with no cheese a few days ago (my last time going to McDonald's) and those mofos gave me TWO pieces of cheese!



"He said "no cheese", Ima give that mofo extra cheese. HAHAHA!"



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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: blackhawk]
    #17929539 - 03/09/13 03:10 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

yeah man i love fast food, but it messes me up as well.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Legend]
    #17929565 - 03/09/13 03:17 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)




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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: JesusIsLord]
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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17929935 - 03/09/13 04:47 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

If I'm starving, McDonald's or some other fast food is okay. Depends how desperate my stomach is. Sometimes I'll go really long periods without fast food, like I don't think I've had it for a month or two now. It's not good but it is what it is, cheap & gets the job done.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17929959 - 03/09/13 04:51 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

It doesn't affect my stools that much, but whenever I eat McDonald's food I get a day-long "hangover" where I feel physically exhausted and vaguely nauseous. Granted, I usually get large portions of the food because I'm just not satisfied until I'm vaguely nauseous. Fast food is pretty nasty, I avoid it for the most part.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #17930339 - 03/09/13 06:03 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

A few weeks back I was so hungry I had a big mac, large fries, milkshake and 2 chicken burger things.
I felt ok, but then next day I could smell maconalds in my sweat.
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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: spoonbomb]
    #17930350 - 03/09/13 06:04 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

lol thats why fast food is best on a bright summer day when you are trippin bawlz or something. but everything in moderation of course :uhoh:


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: g00ru]
    #17930353 - 03/09/13 06:05 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Yeah, I reserve McDonald's for "special occasions" like being especially hung-over and craving instant gratification followed by sedation.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #17930370 - 03/09/13 06:07 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

mickey D's is gross and most of you do know that the stuff they have in those commercials isnt even necessarily edible. they using techniques to make it look oh so good and delicious. I seen a movie about it in cooking class in HS.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Kingofdiamonds]
    #17930375 - 03/09/13 06:09 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

I haven't had mcdeath for years. gives me the mc:feelsbadman: when I eat that trash.


I just try to make all my food at home anyway, save more money. I'll starve before I eat that "food"


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Kingofdiamonds]
    #17930378 - 03/09/13 06:09 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

My boyfriend got the shits from McD's once. :lol:

Personally I don't get diarrhea but it makes me really sick to my stomach.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17930386 - 03/09/13 06:11 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

I'm normally fine from eating mcdonalds, but about two weeks ago I had some that left me physically sick for days. Diarrhea, nausea, etc. etc.

I've haven't been back since then, even the thought of it makes me feel sick right now. I'm sure I'll go back eventually, but not soon.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Aquila chrysaetos]
    #17930442 - 03/09/13 06:21 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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i dont know whats wrong with mcdonalds in usa but
in norway mcdonalds uses high-quality ingredients, and 75% of those are from norway. the meat is 100% pure norwegian beef, potatoes also come from norway, in addition to the salad and chicken file retention.
i know that because they are saying the same shit on a tv comercial thats ben going on tv probabilly since i was a child.
i have never heard anyone get sick or ill from the food here.



Thats because fast food motto in the US is,"You eat what I fucking feed you."

That being said, if mcdonalds does one thing right it's breakfast.  I love their breakfast sandwiches and hashbrowns, goddamn they're like crack.  Sausage egg biscuit add cheese :awesome:  Oh and their coffee is strong, shit is rocket fuel. 

Their burgers are pretty shitty, I usually stick with nuggets if anything.  Or one of the premium chicken sandwiches.  I eat at mcdonalds as a last resort, just something to put on an empty stomach before drinking.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #17930459 - 03/09/13 06:23 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

Yeah, I only go to McDonald's for breakfast. Like once a month or so. It's good shit from time to time :awesomenod: It's still legitimately nasty, but nothing like the ridiculous "food" offered up for lunch and dinner.


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    #17931088 - 03/09/13 08:43 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home.




WAT?

You have to be joking. So you are saying McDonalds is comparable to cooked dinners from home as they aren't that different?

uhh...... there is a reason why they get knocked. Its shit food with shit ingredients for a shit price. There is a reason why its so damn cheap.... because its garbage food.




Yeah, I would say that having a burger and fries at home or at a diner (or at another fast food place like burger king that people don't seem to love to hate quite as much as they do McDonalds) is pretty much the same thing. A pack of hamburger buns you buy at the grocery store will also have preservatives in it (although it may not contain as much sugar as a McDonald's bun,) the hamburger meat probably has residual amounts of weird shit they feed to the cows, the Coke at the grocery store has just as much corn syrup as the stuff in the fountain at McD's, etc etc.



:goodluckwiththat:

I agree that it isnt much different than other places you can go to but it is alot different than home cooked




Yes, you can cook better food at home, but my original point was that a lot of meals people eat at home are essentially no better than what you would get at a fast food place. You could bake your own hamburger buns from scratch from quality ingredients, but a lot of people just buy them at a grocery store and don't really give a fuck what's in them as long as they're cheap. Same goes for condiments and sauces, bags of frozen french fries, those gross processed cheese slices that come in plastic, et cetera. The burger patties at McDonalds are just beef, it might not be of particularly high quality but it's likely no worse for you than the stuff you get in a styrofoam tray at the store from some giant factory slaughterhouse somewhere.

KFC and Taco Bell both serve much grosser food than McDonalds IMO, but it's not as cool to hate on them simply because McDonalds is far more popular than any other fast food chain, to the point where it's a cultural icon. The only thing that rivals how cool it is not to eat at McDonalds is telling people you don't own a TV.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17931162 - 03/09/13 09:01 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

If you buy high quality produce it aint that bad

5 star meat all the wayyyy

organic food is also amazing

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    #17931243 - 03/09/13 09:18 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

vegetables are amazing...


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    #17931271 - 03/09/13 09:25 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

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    #17931277 - 03/09/13 09:25 PM (11 years, 22 days ago)

and tuna omfg im so hungry now

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: spoonbomb] * 1
    #17932508 - 03/10/13 06:20 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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A few weeks back I was so hungry I had a big mac, large fries, milkshake and 2 chicken burger things.




Big Mac: 29gr fat, 2.2gr salt, 550kcal
Large Fries: 25gr fat, 0.8gr salt, 500kcal
Milkshake: 13gr fat, 0.8gr salt, 423kcal
2 chicken burgers: 32gr fat, 2gr salt, 620kcal
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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Asante]
    #17932514 - 03/10/13 06:25 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

It's 2013 and I assume most of you are at least 12 years old and you're still eating this kind of shit?

Good job taking care of yourselves. Jesus fuck.

Maybe I need to add "fat shits" to my "neckbearded beta males living in their mothers basement" rant.

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    #17932578 - 03/10/13 07:25 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

WHAT RANT.

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    #17932614 - 03/10/13 07:52 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Stick around, you'll hear it eventually then prolly won't see me for 7 days.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Adden]
    #17932669 - 03/10/13 08:23 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

as an awesome conspiracy theorist, i have determined that no red fast food outlet will make you get sick instantly... that would be counterproductive... they want you to stay healthy as long as possible... so, the only conclusion is that you didn't wash your hands mate. You could eat mcDondalds out of a toilet bowl and it would still be cleaner than eating something in south east asia... 2 CENTS


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Adden]
    #17932849 - 03/10/13 10:07 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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It's 2013 and I assume most of you are at least 12 years old and you're still eating this kind of shit?

Good job taking care of yourselves. Jesus fuck.

Maybe I need to add "fat shits" to my "neckbearded beta males living in their mothers basement" rant.




Right, because everyone who eats junk food once in a while must be fat.

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    #17932930 - 03/10/13 10:41 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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psi said:

IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home.




WAT?

You have to be joking. So you are saying McDonalds is comparable to cooked dinners from home as they aren't that different?

uhh...... there is a reason why they get knocked. Its shit food with shit ingredients for a shit price. There is a reason why its so damn cheap.... because its garbage food.




Yeah, I would say that having a burger and fries at home or at a diner (or at another fast food place like burger king that people don't seem to love to hate quite as much as they do McDonalds) is pretty much the same thing. A pack of hamburger buns you buy at the grocery store will also have preservatives in it (although it may not contain as much sugar as a McDonald's bun,) the hamburger meat probably has residual amounts of weird shit they feed to the cows, the Coke at the grocery store has just as much corn syrup as the stuff in the fountain at McD's, etc etc.




LOL. You think making a hamburger at home homecooked with quality meat and whole grain buns with home made fries is like fast food.

Yeah. I think you couldn't be farther from the truth and you must not know about nutrition very well if you seriously believe that. Either that or Canada has high quality fast food, which I sincerely doubt.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Uzziel]
    #17932942 - 03/10/13 10:46 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Anyone that thinks that McDonalds is anything but shit is lying to themselves.  Also, the quality ingredients they use are not the same as a supermarket.  They use shitty fake cheese, shitty quality meat, shitty quality bread.  Enjoy you stomach ache and runny bowels.


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    #17932955 - 03/10/13 10:52 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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Uzziel said:LOL. You think making a hamburger at home homecooked with quality meat and whole grain buns with home made fries is like fast food.

Yeah. I think you couldn't be farther from the truth and you must not know about nutrition very well if you seriously believe that. Either that or Canada has high quality fast food, which I sincerely doubt.




Actually, if you read carefully that's not an accurate representation of what I said. Tell me though, just how much more nutritious is "quality meat" in comparison to what they use at McD's?

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17932976 - 03/10/13 10:57 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

just scoffed a friend's unwanted cheeseburger and was promptly rewarded with heartburn.

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    #17932987 - 03/10/13 11:01 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

years back i pretty much stopped eating fast food entirely, i would eat it maybe twice a year, usually when i was on the road. i always found it was certain ones that gave me the shits so i would avoid those and go to other ones. pretty damn addicted to chipotle, which is fast food


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    #17932991 - 03/10/13 11:03 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

fyi, no one needs to rock info wars here and get their panties all up in a bunch, its mcdonalds, we ALL know the place serves bogus food, no need to prove your high and mightiness


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: tealeaf]
    #17933010 - 03/10/13 11:10 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

From which he took his first bite of thee Mcdonalds burger, the man says "Please God please, let me go, or kill me"


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    #17933020 - 03/10/13 11:13 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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Last time I had McD's was back in...uhh...let me think...probably 2002.




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    #17933137 - 03/10/13 11:43 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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    #17933157 - 03/10/13 11:48 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Its too late to get breakfast :sad:

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dude that video ahahaha, never thought of "im going to fuck your shit" so literally


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    #17933296 - 03/10/13 12:15 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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A few weeks back I was so hungry I had a big mac, large fries, milkshake and 2 chicken burger things.




Big Mac: 29gr fat, 2.2gr salt, 550kcal
Large Fries: 25gr fat, 0.8gr salt, 500kcal
Milkshake: 13gr fat, 0.8gr salt, 423kcal
2 chicken burgers: 32gr fat, 2gr salt, 620kcal
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Your meal: 99gr fat, 5.8gr salt, 2098kcal


:goodluckwiththat:




Maybe that's why it was so delicious. :smirk:


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17934797 - 03/10/13 05:33 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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Uzziel said:LOL. You think making a hamburger at home homecooked with quality meat and whole grain buns with home made fries is like fast food.

Yeah. I think you couldn't be farther from the truth and you must not know about nutrition very well if you seriously believe that. Either that or Canada has high quality fast food, which I sincerely doubt.




Actually, if you read carefully that's not an accurate representation of what I said. Tell me though, just how much more nutritious is "quality meat" in comparison to what they use at McD's?





I did read what you said and I read it twice. Number one quality meat isn't packed full of hormones which is the case in all industrial fast food to get more meat. Its all bad cut of the cow, its full of extra fat and oxidants and not to mention the extreme amount of extra chemicals they put in it to preserve the meat over a long shelf life which brings up the point of how fresh the meat is.

You said this



"Yeah, I would say that having a burger and fries at home or at a diner (or at another fast food place like burger king that people don't seem to love to hate quite as much as they do McDonalds) is pretty much the same thing. "

I would say you are saying there is not much difference and there most certainly is. You pay for quality and if you think $1 is quality than yeah I got nothing else to say to you :shrug:

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17936025 - 03/10/13 09:13 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Dude wtf i just pisseed my self hahahahaha

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: KILTRO]
    #17936526 - 03/10/13 10:59 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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Dude wtf i just pisseed my self hahahahaha




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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Adden]
    #17936547 - 03/10/13 11:04 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Most fast food is vile.  I don't really eat fast food as a general rule.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #17936559 - 03/10/13 11:07 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Everything cheap comes with a price, which is why the age old slogan "nothing is free" rings a bell.
A price and be a debt or a loan.

Everything has some of repercussions. Each individual sometimes uncomfortably wades him/herself through the available scenarios.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Uzziel]
    #17936685 - 03/10/13 11:39 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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I did read what you said and I read it twice. Number one quality meat isn't packed full of hormones which is the case in all industrial fast food to get more meat. Its all bad cut of the cow, its full of extra fat and oxidants and not to mention the extreme amount of extra chemicals they put in it to preserve the meat over a long shelf life which brings up the point of how fresh the meat is.




Originally I had said something along the lines of it being not being much different from "greasy food you might prepare at home", which to me evokes an image of some average person slapping something together that may include a few packaged and processed ingredients (recall I said "prepare" rather than "make everything from scratch") and meat that may not have been very expensive and definitely was not low in fat (since I specified "greasy" food.) Clearly your idea of preparing a greasy meal is something different from that.

You mentioned an extreme amount of chemicals being used in the meat to extend shelf life. Do you have anything to back that up? They store the meat in a freezer before cooking it as I understand it, so I'm not sure why large amounts of preservatives would really be needed. There obviously would be preservatives in the bun though.

Lack of hormone use would be a real difference, and I agree you aren't going to get that for cheap generally speaking. Plenty of fairly expensive meat is neither hormone free nor low in fat though (one of the major considerations in the grading of beef is the degree of fat marbling, with more marbling earning it a higher and more expensive grade.)

Originally the discussion had touched on the phenomenon of having to shit after eating the food, and IMO that probably has mostly to do with the fat content (and perhaps caffeine in your drink if applicable.) You might experience something similar if you downed some coffee and a small glass of healthy healthy olive oil (organic if you prefer) following a meal.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17936702 - 03/10/13 11:46 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

Are you saying that lack of hormones means lack of preservatives and that people are better off with? A chance of mass food awe ness, versus the poisoning verses Gamow's?

Let's look at it this way. All before, in time, people are the real deal.. Fresh meat. No one killed a cow and ate just the tenderloin and prime ribs.

Now, humans can buy an apple grown and matured over 10 months ago. Still crisp and cool. Maintained perfectly.
And they can also put genes and in the pool and make a bloody mess swim.

We are the scientists. And people of this culture do not eat processed foods. At all. And if they were, they feel bad about it. And will never again. They'd rather not.and if they have to, they can still choose to starve versus being poisoned.
But they wonder, what is one death versus another..? So they eat one.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #17936729 - 03/10/13 11:56 PM (11 years, 21 days ago)

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Are you saying that lack of hormones means lack of preservatives and that people are better off with? A chance of mass food awe ness, versus the poisoning verses Gamow's?




I'm not sure I entirely follow what you're saying here (still not sure what the reference to "Gamow" means even after looking up who that was.) What I had been saying about preservatives was just that the meat is preserved by freezing, so I don't see why they would use them in the meat. A graphic someone posted earlier suggests that there are preservatives in the buns but that the burger is just beef.

Personally I would rather eat meat that hasn't been treated with hormones, but currently I can't afford to so I don't. :shrug:

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17936763 - 03/11/13 12:05 AM (11 years, 21 days ago)

They now treat the package, not the product, to preserve such things as meat and cereal.. And so as they don't actually use the preservatives in the product itself, they don't have to list it, even though the thing(product) is constantly being exposed it it.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17937019 - 03/11/13 02:01 AM (11 years, 20 days ago)

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IMO people just like to knock McDonalds, I don't think it's really that much different from greasy food you might eat at a diner or prepare at home.




WAT?

You have to be joking. So you are saying McDonalds is comparable to cooked dinners from home as they aren't that different?

uhh...... there is a reason why they get knocked. Its shit food with shit ingredients for a shit price. There is a reason why its so damn cheap.... because its garbage food.




Yeah, I would say that having a burger and fries at home or at a diner (or at another fast food place like burger king that people don't seem to love to hate quite as much as they do McDonalds) is pretty much the same thing. A pack of hamburger buns you buy at the grocery store will also have preservatives in it (although it may not contain as much sugar as a McDonald's bun,) the hamburger meat probably has residual amounts of weird shit they feed to the cows, the Coke at the grocery store has just as much corn syrup as the stuff in the fountain at McD's, etc etc.




Actually I think McDonald's patties are something like 50% soy with not very much real meat in it.

At least real food that you cook at home expires after a certain period of time.

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Crystal G]
    #17937140 - 03/11/13 02:55 AM (11 years, 20 days ago)

I get the McShits too, but Hungry Jacks is equally bad or even worse. Pissing out of my arse for 24 hours sucks, though better than shitting out of my dick I suppose...

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: psi]
    #17937437 - 03/11/13 06:16 AM (11 years, 20 days ago)

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Are you saying that lack of hormones means lack of preservatives and that people are better off with? A chance of mass food awe ness, versus the poisoning verses Gamow's?




I'm not sure I entirely follow what you're saying here (still not sure what the reference to "Gamow" means even after looking up who that was.) What I had been saying about preservatives was just that the meat is preserved by freezing, so I don't see why they would use them in the meat. A graphic someone posted earlier suggests that there are preservatives in the buns but that the burger is just beef.

Personally I would rather eat meat that hasn't been treated with hormones, but currently I can't afford to so I don't. :shrug:



There meat is shit no matter whether or not its full of preservatives.  Also, they used to treat it with ammonia when it was still legal.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: fapjack]
    #17937650 - 03/11/13 08:35 AM (11 years, 20 days ago)

Every time I go to click on this thread I laugh because of the title.


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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: Crystal G]
    #17937718 - 03/11/13 09:08 AM (11 years, 20 days ago)

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Actually I think McDonald's patties are something like 50% soy with not very much real meat in it.




What was it that led you to this conclusion?

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Re: Does McDonald's fuck your shit up? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #17942302 - 03/12/13 02:36 AM (11 years, 19 days ago)

UPDATE

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