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What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip?
    #17906579 - 03/05/13 04:02 AM (11 years, 27 days ago)

So I make a sauce out of my powdered psilocybe samuiensis (I think--sold as Thailand Koh Samui) and freeze them into 0.5g dose cubes for long-term storage.

As of today I hadn't had LSD for 8 days, so I figure it's a good chance to have my first proper shroom trip (had a mild truffle experience before), and I put 10 of the fuckers out to thaw.

I'm so intent on ensuring a strong trip that I not only get 5 full grams ready, I lemon tek the stuff for a proper 20 minutes, then hold my nose and gag my way through the cup of vomit-like crap (on a 5-hours-empty stomach fwiw).

I somehow manage to not puke, and what is my reward?

A few minutes of giggles, an hour of very annoying yawning with a bit of dizziness and a mild drunken body load, and then... sobriety.

5 grams and that's it?

I read a few posts about delayed onset of effects and prayed to the mushroom gods, but apparently after 5 hours this is all that's gonna happen. It's double frustrating because not only did I waste a day and a huge hunk of carefully smuggled shrooms, I have to start over and rebuild tolerance yet again to avoid a constant loop of chasing a proper trip with ever-diminishing returns.

Just figured I'd vent, but are there some people who just can't fucking trip? Do I need to drink 10 grams worth of the slop next time?

Also, this just in, but a room-mate USED THE FUCKING SPOON AND CUP I HADN'T WASHED to add some flavor to his dry pasta (which means he took like 1/20th what I dosed) and accidentally dosed himself, and he seems to be feeling it more than I did just from the residue! And he's all indignant that I'm a drug-head and I poisoned him. Fucking lucky bastard.

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17906583 - 03/05/13 04:07 AM (11 years, 27 days ago)

There are so many variable for anyone to accurately say :shrug:


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17906587 - 03/05/13 04:13 AM (11 years, 27 days ago)

Eat 3.5 straight up it sounds like you went thru a long convoluted plan and messed up somewhere.


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: All The Colors]
    #17906619 - 03/05/13 04:50 AM (11 years, 26 days ago)

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Eat 3.5 straight up it sounds like you went thru a long convoluted plan and messed up somewhere.




It would be nice to have access to "straight up" shrooms, but this sauce is all I have.

I travelled to the other side of the world to get it and bring it back home, and another international plane ticket and the time to use it won't come around again for years.

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17906639 - 03/05/13 05:16 AM (11 years, 26 days ago)

shrooms are alot weaker than lsd. So if you want a shroom trip u r gonna have to lay off the lsd a longer than 8 days


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: damo_463]
    #17906989 - 03/05/13 08:23 AM (11 years, 26 days ago)

First

Your room mate did not trip from the spoon... That is just BS, sorry.
Placebo effect at most, more likely he is jerking you around or just stoned. Doesn't work that way..

Next... Why all the dramatics with powdering and freezing and... Really, not needed. All of those things probably reduced the potency of the mushrooms. psilocybe samuiensis, from Thailand have a huge variation in potency... Some are potent, some are weak... Very possible your mushrooms are weak but best thing to do is not powder them or not powder them until right before you take them... Forget the lemon tek and other crap too...

Step one- get some mushrooms
Step two - eat them


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17907311 - 03/05/13 10:26 AM (11 years, 26 days ago)

Either

Weak mushrooms
unusual personal tolerance
pharmaceuticals interfering


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #17907352 - 03/05/13 10:36 AM (11 years, 26 days ago)

.... so you bought shroom sauce? sounds sketchy... seriously
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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: sailing]
    #17907366 - 03/05/13 10:42 AM (11 years, 26 days ago)

You could buy truffles online?

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: igCorcaigh]
    #17908753 - 03/05/13 04:18 PM (11 years, 26 days ago)



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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: sailing]
    #17916501 - 03/06/13 11:02 PM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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.... so you bought shroom sauce? sounds sketchy... seriously
:fearandloathing:




No, I bought powdered shrooms and mixed them into the sauce the night before my flight home myself because I needed 110% confidence to bring it back through customs. I've had powders and especially vitamins and other pills scrutinized here several times and have also seen horror stories in the news about people getting busted for attempting to buy through the mail so I convinced myself that this was the best way to go about it.

As for the cultivation advice, I guess I could learn to grow. Maybe after I run through all these ice cubes I could get some spore prints and try my hand... How often do beginners fuck up and waste their spores their first time?

Thanks all. I've loved my taste of psychadelics so far so much that I'm going crazy in this conservative society and might just turn my entire life upside down and move to a more friendly country soon.

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17916820 - 03/07/13 12:15 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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psilocybe samuiensis (I think--sold as Thailand Koh Samui)



No. Thailand Koh Samui is a common 'strain' name for Psilocybe cubensis.

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: Tangich]
    #17917085 - 03/07/13 02:51 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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psilocybe samuiensis (I think--sold as Thailand Koh Samui)



No. Thailand Koh Samui is a common 'strain' name for Psilocybe cubensis.



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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: Joust]
    #17917097 - 03/07/13 03:05 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

Growing is way easier then smuggling drugs through customs or whatever you did.  Just follow a tek to the T.  Try the PF Tek for a good result or go bulk and take some friends down the rabbit hole with ya.  Either way its easy cheap and allot less stressful. Also growing stones is even easier search a bit.


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: GTI337]
    #17917107 - 03/07/13 03:14 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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Growing is way easier then smuggling drugs through customs or whatever you did.  Just follow a tek to the T.  Try the PF Tek for a good result or go bulk and take some friends down the rabbit hole with ya.  Either way its easy cheap and allot less stressful. Also growing stones is even easier search a bit.




Perhaps, but to be fair, I'd still have to smuggle the spores...

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17917171 - 03/07/13 03:48 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

Smuggling spores? I'm assuming you don't live in the US or Canada then? because it's a grey area of the law in most English-speaking countries. It really isn't a hassle to get them.


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: StoryTeller]
    #17917203 - 03/07/13 04:06 AM (11 years, 25 days ago)

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Smuggling spores? I'm assuming you don't live in the US or Canada then? because it's a grey area of the law in most English-speaking countries. It really isn't a hassle to get them.




Yeah, I live in one of those places where they put your head on a spike for so much as a half gram of pot and they have a "guilty until proven innocent" justice system with an insanely high conviction rate where if they want you to be fucked, you're fucked.

I heard spores regularly get confiscated in the mail in Australia, and here they don't just send "love letters"--they come for you.

But I suppose a sheet might be easy enough to get.

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17917277 - 03/07/13 05:04 AM (11 years, 24 days ago)

Dude spill it where the shit do you live?


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #17917383 - 03/07/13 06:17 AM (11 years, 24 days ago)

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Dude spill it where the shit do you live?




I dunno, it seems vaguely unwise to mix talking about illegal activity with identifying information. I mean, the former in and of itself is probably plenty ill-advised to begin with, but still...

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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17917393 - 03/07/13 06:23 AM (11 years, 24 days ago)

in the world? im not asking for home address lol just a country. but if its that bad that you cant even say it must be a badass place. :shrug:


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #17919631 - 03/07/13 03:21 PM (11 years, 24 days ago)

Dude IDK where the fuck you live but I would consider moving somewhere more friendly..


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: richardj]
    #17921544 - 03/07/13 09:02 PM (11 years, 24 days ago)

I suspect the sauce was the problem. Or the shrooms were bunk to begin with.


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Re: What's a guy gotta do to have a shroom trip? [Re: Rose]
    #17922071 - 03/07/13 10:38 PM (11 years, 24 days ago)

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Dude IDK where the fuck you live but I would consider moving somewhere more friendly..




Yeah, this has been bugging me a lot lately. But nowhere I'd be willing to go would give me a visa :frown:

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I suspect the sauce was the problem. Or the shrooms were bunk to begin with.




Oh well. I know I felt something not totally insubstantial, so even if that's the case all I can do is keep it frozen and wait a full 2 weeks and gulp down even more of it.

Although it's long been a goal of mine to trip bawls on acid on roller coasters and next week will be the last chance while the weather is still cool so more like a month.

Kinda inconvenient to have your freezer full of nasty black ice cubes though. I'm such a dumbass.

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