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OfflineAzure Essence
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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #17915355 - 03/06/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Yikes. I feel like my balls would explode if I didn't fap for 30 days. Sounds like a nightmare.




Again, who EVER said that was going to happen? At what point did this seem like the objective, or even a possibility?

GO GET FUCKED IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BALLS! Seriously, wtf.. You're just going to sit around at home, horny as all hell because of this? You must be missing the point completely :facepalm:


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Azure Essence]
    #17915412 - 03/06/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Calm down your going to make me bust a nut with all this excitement :peyotezen:


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: The5thElement]
    #17915432 - 03/06/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

My brain is just full of fuck from all the dumb :c

My bad tho, just seems someone somewhere undoubtedly doesnt comprehend that very simple part of it. Like if you said you were going to diet, and they said, "But if you dont eat, you'll starve and die!"

It's not that you'll NEVER eat, just that you'll only eat when you have sex..... Wait wtf am I talking about?


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InvisibleAquila chrysaetos
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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: KGB Is Go]
    #17915476 - 03/06/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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KGB Is Go said:
Are you guys (and gal) avoiding arousal with this?




Never considered that, but that might be a good idea.
Although I think it's difficult for me since nothing in particular arouses me. My sex drive kicks in randomly so masturbation is just like... scratching an itch or something. :lol:


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Azure Essence]
    #17915551 - 03/06/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Azure Essence said:
My brain is just full of fuck from all the dumb :c

My bad tho, just seems someone somewhere undoubtedly doesnt comprehend that very simple part of it. Like if you said you were going to diet, and they said, "But if you dont eat, you'll starve and die!"

It's not that you'll NEVER eat, just that you'll only eat when you have sex..... Wait wtf am I talking about?




all good man, sometimes we just gotta explode and let stuff come out.

speaking of such things, yeah I lost again. I guess ill restart this thing tomorrow?

Meh..... maybe i should just give up. :lol:


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: The5thElement]
    #17915589 - 03/06/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Meh, dont do it if you dont want to. That's the essence of it. If you dont want to, you'll ultimately do it anyways, so yeah.


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Aquila chrysaetos]
    #17916552 - 03/06/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Aquila chrysaetos said:
Never considered that, but that might be a good idea.
Although I think it's difficult for me since nothing in particular arouses me. My sex drive kicks in randomly so masturbation is just like... scratching an itch or something. :lol:



You ought to head over to the Sexy ladies of the Shr- oh hang on... :tongue:

Nothing? Not even funky pelvic gyration gets you there? Pretend you're the mic stand if it helps (and mind your ears if you not a fan of horns).



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"There once was a man from Peru,
Who went to sleep in his canoe,
He was dreaming of Venus,
He took out his penis,
And woke up with a hand full of goo."

That pretty much sums up my slumber last night, minus Peru and the canoe. I wasn't able to avoid fantasy and arousal and I guess it seeped into my dreams...

Are 'nocturnal emissions' at all common for women?


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: KGB Is Go]
    #17916715 - 03/06/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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KGB Is Go said:
You ought to head over to the Sexy ladies of the Shr- oh hang on... :tongue:

Nothing? Not even funky pelvic gyration gets you there? Pretend you're the mic stand if it helps (and mind your ears if you not a fan of horns).







That didn't do it. Am I broken? :crazy:

Quote:

- - -

"There once was a man from Peru,
Who went to sleep in his canoe,
He was dreaming of Venus,
He took out his penis,
And woke up with a hand full of goo."

That pretty much sums up my slumber last night, minus Peru and the canoe. I wasn't able to avoid fantasy and arousal and I guess it seeped into my dreams...

Are 'nocturnal emissions' at all common for women?




Not sure how common those are for women, since fewer women ejaculate in comparison to men. I reckon nocturnal orgasms without any emissions are more common.

All my sex dreams end before penetration so I don't have personal experience, hah.


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Aquila chrysaetos]
    #17929062 - 03/09/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

So I'm the only one still left, right?

Didnt expect much else :lol:


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Azure Essence]
    #17929199 - 03/09/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Nope, I'm still in.


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Aquila chrysaetos]
    #17929361 - 03/09/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I've been in for 3 whole days.  Azure has me on ignore so he doesn't know this.


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: mpd]
    #17929810 - 03/09/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

No fucking way, that's the only way I have to stop thinking about that super-hot chick that really want to bang me for 2 weeks now while I'm going to marry my gf in a few months. Need to keep straight!


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Fonzee]
    #17930897 - 03/09/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Still in, should meet up with that FOB chinese girl at school and get my #yoloswagcray on


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Katzenjammer]
    #17991030 - 03/21/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

3 weeks, get on my level Shroomery


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Aquila chrysaetos]
    #17991080 - 03/21/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Azure Essence]
    #17991167 - 03/21/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Impressive.
Most impressive.


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Katzenjammer]
    #17991183 - 03/21/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Every day is a battle.

Take care of the minutes, and the months take care of themselves :thumbup:


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Azure Essence]
    #17991424 - 03/21/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Still in, but I will end it all tomorrow.


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: mpd]
    #17991687 - 03/21/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Don't do it man!! There's only one week left!


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Re: NO FAP MARCH [Re: Aquila chrysaetos]
    #17991872 - 03/21/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Aquila chrysaetos said:
Since I don't have a penis and also don't really think anyone is attractive, I guess I have this challenge on easy mode. :shrug:




Well, that fantasy got blown all to hell.  :awejeez:


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