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Lammen Gorthaur
 
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 Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium  [Re: 1LOVE]
#17809174 - 02/15/13 06:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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broes don't cock block other broes wit da' hoes.
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 Adden
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: mpd]
#17809192 - 02/15/13 06:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bros don't *attempt to cock block.
Had a friend a bit before college when I was couchsurfing and it was kind of sad. He'd always try and clockblock and even the women would just look at him and blatantly ignore him like he didn't exist.
He was like the guy from Half-Baked but completely worthless, shoulda been homeless, was one of those "addicted to weed" people.. ugh.. I just feel bad thinking about him now. I hope things ended up OK.
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zZZz
jesus
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: Adden]
#17809216 - 02/15/13 06:28 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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did you ever confront him and call him a "faggot"?
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Adden
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: zZZz]
#17809231 - 02/15/13 06:31 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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There was no point further demeaning him, he did enough himself.
And honestly are you so childish to throw that term around to refer to people in a derogatory manner, as it does enough so already?
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nooneman
Registered: 04/24/09
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Loc: Utah
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: Adden]
#17809247 - 02/15/13 06:33 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dystopia said:
There was no point further demeaning him, he did enough himself.
And honestly are you so childish to throw that term around to refer to people in a derogatory manner, as it does enough so already?
I think he was making a joke that refered to this:
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zZZz said:
bros shall keep other bros in check as often as possible.
if other bro acts girly or shows any girly emotions around other bros, it is mandatory to call these bros a "faggot". other bro can't get angry when being called a "faggot", but must take it with honor, and as a reminder to not act like a "faggot".
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zZZz
jesus
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: nooneman]
#17809274 - 02/15/13 06:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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this is real life brocode. i'm only saying it because i've seen it happen many times.
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zee007
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: nooneman]
#17809287 - 02/15/13 06:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't try and get inbetween another bros relationship... In other words, don't try to be gettin it in with your bro's girl.
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fee
Im he who is the
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Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: zee007]
#17809307 - 02/15/13 06:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
zee007 said:
Don't try and get inbetween another bros relationship... In other words, don't try to be gettin it in with your bro's girl.
is this something that needed to be said?
Or did the stupid bros before hoes not cover that?
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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.
Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.
And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?
Religion is fun.
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zee007
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: fee]
#17809324 - 02/15/13 06:50 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
fee said:
Quote:
zee007 said:
Don't try and get inbetween another bros relationship... In other words, don't try to be gettin it in with your bro's girl.
is this something that needed to be said?
Or did the stupid bros before hoes not cover that?
I guess I didn't think it was part of the bros before hoes policy, haha my bad.
It came to my mind, because I had an ex bro that tried to pull this card.
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NWlight
Just look
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: zee007]
#17809331 - 02/15/13 06:52 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have one...
You don't talk shit on a bro to their GF. This falls under "cock-blocking"
This bitch told my gf about all the girls I hooked up with last summer when we were broken up.
Even though she couldn't really get "mad" about it, it's like... why bother saying that stuff 
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fee
Im he who is the
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: zee007]
#17809471 - 02/15/13 07:16 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
zee007 said:
I had an ex bro
Well theres your problem right there
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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.
Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.
And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?
Religion is fun.
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unknown1123
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: fee]
#17809554 - 02/15/13 07:29 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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bro code #289031
If they're more guys than girls and what seems like an unlimited supply of booze, everyone gets drunk as they can just short of dying and sees where the night takes them. If they're all bro enough it will end in a gang bang
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1LOVE
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: mpd]
#17809594 - 02/15/13 07:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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mpd said:
I would rather get laid than rave.  Keep your bros. I'll live with the hoes.
lol ye...but true rave bros get laid and rave at the same time while still religiously following the BRO CODE...meaning that right before they climax they give a shout out to their bro
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Infinite Interpretations of a Physical Reality Based Experience.
Back on the way home, hallucinating, well after the drugs have worn off. No time exists. Feels dead man,stuck, spirts playing shake out with my body.Reminds me of heavy N2O. the cat wont stop following Chi Balls or whatever.
Remember The Deemster trip that took like 6 pictures of me? I'm not even mad. Wow?
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: 1LOVE]
#17809627 - 02/15/13 07:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is like a bible on gay romance 
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Joshuasca
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
This is like a bible on gay romance
 Thank you. Someone besides me gets it.
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: nooneman]
#17809679 - 02/15/13 07:50 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
nooneman said:
Quote:
Dystopia said:
There was no point further demeaning him, he did enough himself.
And honestly are you so childish to throw that term around to refer to people in a derogatory manner, as it does enough so already?
I think he was making a joke that refered to this:
Quote:
zZZz said:
bros shall keep other bros in check as often as possible.
if other bro acts girly or shows any girly emotions around other bros, it is mandatory to call these bros a "faggot". other bro can't get angry when being called a "faggot", but must take it with honor, and as a reminder to not act like a "faggot".
Apologies if it was in good fun, but, still. No harm no foul... hope you didn't catch any shit zZZz, I now see what u did thar.
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zZZz
jesus
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: Adden]
#17809693 - 02/15/13 07:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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hey man you followed through the code
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bros shall keep other bros in check as often as possible.
you're a true bro  
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trippinballs420
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: zZZz]
#17809705 - 02/15/13 07:55 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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a. the only better thing than cold beer is free beer
b. when taking another bros brews, you must leave at least one or replenish the stock before said roommate wants a beer
c. never pass out with your shoes on
d. snitches get stitches, thrown in ditches, and no bitches
Edited by trippinballs420 (02/15/13 07:59 PM)
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zee007
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Re: The Official Bro Code Compendium [Re: fee]
#17809736 - 02/15/13 08:00 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
fee said:
Quote:
zee007 said:
I had an ex bro
Well theres your problem right there
He broke the bro code..
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mpd
Lammen Gorthaur
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
This is like a bible on gay romance
Now THAT was fricking funny, man.
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