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OfflineChicken Hoagie

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Crotching Clean Urine..
    #17789740 - 02/12/13 02:47 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Okay, as you can see I don't post here much..but I dont know where to find a lot of answers for this question, so I decided to ask myself..

I'm acquiring this new job, and not quite sure if they perform pre-employment drug tests. ..but to play it on the safe side, I'll be taking in my roomies clean piss in with me for the first week. I just need to know the best possible way to crotch/store it.

I've heard of using handwarmers, but know that they can get up to 109 degrees, which is definitely too hot for urine. And what is preferred; a condom or pill bottle? Can I crotch either one without the need of handwarmers? How long can I crotch it and expect the temperature to suffice without handwarmers? Any and all answers are appreciated:thumbup::grin::mushroom2:


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OfflineConnoisseur

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Re: Crotching Clean Urine.. [Re: Chicken Hoagie]
    #17790640 - 02/12/13 04:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Get a rubber dick

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Re: Crotching Clean Urine.. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #17795481 - 02/13/13 01:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Considering this is an employment drug test, buy a synthetic urine kit at your local headshop since they wont be watching you.

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OfflineChicken Hoagie

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Re: Crotching Clean Urine.. [Re: LateForTheFuture]
    #17795681 - 02/13/13 02:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Any downfalls to synth urine? such as a certain chance of a lab test catching it as synthetic? and does the kit have or describe a way to keep the urine at the right temp?


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Re: Crotching Clean Urine.. [Re: Chicken Hoagie]
    #17795849 - 02/13/13 03:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

it should go through a lab just fine. The kits come with warming devices and a tube along with a pouch of synthetic urine.

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