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Invisiblecreekfreek
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The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... * 1
    #17772954 - 02/09/13 02:10 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Im watching the news right now and the reporter asked the emergency response team what the most common calls are.
The top 3 were.........


#3. People slipping and falling [b]inside[/b] their homes because they come inside with snowy shoes and they forget they floor is wet and slip and fall.


#2. People overdrinking. What the hell else is there to do in a blizzard?????? :shrug:



And the #1 most common call from this blizzard is.............



People getting their hands caught in the blades of snowblowers. WTF??????? Hey let me reach down into these moving blades and free up the snow:confused:


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: creekfreek] * 1
    #17772958 - 02/09/13 02:11 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Do you live in Poland?


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: MushroomNSwiss]
    #17772983 - 02/09/13 02:18 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

:rofl: at both above posts.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: MushroomNSwiss]
    #17772987 - 02/09/13 02:19 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

:lolsy: No Connecticut.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: creekfreek]
    #17773009 - 02/09/13 02:24 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

creekfreek said:
:lolsy: No Connecticut.



Ah Connecticut, the Poland of the US.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: creekfreek]
    #17773026 - 02/09/13 02:27 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

many people have a limited appreciation of the dangers of mechanical devices.  and even for those of us who do, things can and sometimes do go wrong, user error or otherwise.  I flipped a tractor last summer mowing hay, was scary as fuck.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: unam sanctum]
    #17773040 - 02/09/13 02:30 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Thats what happens when people who aren't used to getting blizzards get one.

Lack of winter experience.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: Patlal]
    #17773118 - 02/09/13 02:49 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Yeah, fuck Ottawa you guys get the COLD weather.  Ottawa is like the Edmonton of Ontario.  Down here when we're -10 I watch the news and you guys are like -22.  We also get lucky where I live because the lake effect misses us 75% of the time while it absolutely destroys Buffalo lol.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: MushroomNSwiss]
    #17773131 - 02/09/13 02:52 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

MushroomNSwiss said:
Do you live in Poland?




Is that a attempt at humor?


Edited by qman (02/09/13 02:53 PM)


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: qman] * 1
    #17773141 - 02/09/13 02:54 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

MushroomNSwiss said:
Do you live in Poland?




Is that a attempt at humor?




We know where you live now.


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: Sulfurshelfsean]
    #17773159 - 02/09/13 02:58 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Sulfurshelfsean said:
Quote:

creekfreek said:
:lolsy: No Connecticut.



Ah Connecticut, the Poland of the US.




:loldongs:


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17773177 - 02/09/13 03:04 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

I would think one of the most common calls would be people wanting to be transported because they had an erection lasting more than 4 hours.  Peeps do nothing but snuggle when it is snowy outside.  Snuggle, drink, eat and do mammoth loads of laundry because the kids keep running in and out.

Those were the days!


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Re: The 3 most common emergency calls in my area during the blizzard... [Re: MushroomNSwiss]
    #17773178 - 02/09/13 03:05 PM (11 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

MushroomNSwiss said:
Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

MushroomNSwiss said:
Do you live in Poland?




Is that a attempt at humor?




We know where you live now.




Well at least my grandparents/great grandparents did at one point.


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