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Offlineiamu
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: igwna]
    #10970486 - 08/31/09 12:22 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

first give my parents like 2 million

then give my environmental science friends a million for their constant effort on helping our planet

then a charity I find worthy

then id buy myself a house on the ocean, and a boat, maybe a shrimp boat

then after ive done some good, id reward myself with a lot of opiates

and try not to get hooked tho itd be tough with so much money. id prolly get closed to death, clean up. and pursue a career as a shrimp boat captain


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Offlineiamu
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: iamu]
    #10970490 - 08/31/09 12:22 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

oh and definitely play in the world series of poker


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OfflineOriginal
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Epigallo]
    #10970548 - 08/31/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

id buy a kilo of cocaine, a box of baking soda, a bag full of chore boys, a rack of lighters, and a box of glass love roses... and rent a hotel penthouse and buy like 20 high class escorts


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Original]
    #17746155 - 02/04/13 07:18 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

Buy a rabbit


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Codymonkeyman]
    #17746230 - 02/04/13 07:33 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

1) Buy an Alembic guitar.

2) Invest in something mid-gain, low risk based on a few months of market research.

3) Buy a house.

4) Pay the rest of my uni tuition and student loans.

5) Hire someone excellent as a live-in jam partner.

6) Get a device implanted into my brain to create adjustable pleasurable sensations at the press of a button.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #17746236 - 02/04/13 07:35 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

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StrandedVoyager said:
Buy a island near Seattle/Vancouver
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/scott-island.htm

...And spend the rest of days watching hockey and growing pot and shrooms :stoner:



:raisemyglass:


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InvisibleThe Lizard King
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: learningtofly]
    #17746254 - 02/04/13 07:38 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
Quote:

Ferris said:
two chicks




at the same time




Haha Office Space.

I'd invest and than sit back and let my money work for me.


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InvisibleRiderOnTheStorm
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Epigallo]
    #17746509 - 02/04/13 08:27 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

I would purchase billboards in certain metro areas and forsake any ROI in favor of expressing my own ideas and agendas. Think:

Comparisons of 1920s prohibition to today's war on drugs

Fucked up quotes from religious icons and texts

Imagery of Republicans and Democrats being the same animal

That kind of thing. I would run my own psyops on the public while conducting polls to gauge effectiveness. I'd also have websites listed on the billboards that would be under my control. I'd harvest as much information from people as possible and again try to measure who I'm reaching and how many of them I'm getting to.

All the while I'd try to get funding and donations to continue the campaign.

I'd also buy a house and a 2013 SRT Viper.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? *DELETED* [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #17749146 - 02/05/13 12:06 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Greendreams]
    #17749212 - 02/05/13 12:18 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

1. Pay off parents mortgage.
2. Buy nice (under 1M) house in the PNW
3. Transfer remainder to a dividend fund and live the rest of my life off the returns.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #17749220 - 02/05/13 12:20 PM (11 years, 20 days ago)

1. Take a piss
2. Invest it all in a secure investment account
3. Gradually buy the most profitable real estate I can find
4. Live of the rents and interest
5. Start paying my families debts with the interest

Live like a king.


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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Patlal]
    #17749229 - 02/05/13 12:22 PM (11 years, 19 days ago)

Being a landlord is a pretty arduous business. Unless you hire a management firm, which would eat into your profits.

Although with home prices at rock bottom, it might be a good idea to buy, rent them out for a few years, then sell.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #17749248 - 02/05/13 12:27 PM (11 years, 19 days ago)

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The Ecstatic said:
Being a landlord is a pretty arduous business. Unless you hire a management firm, which would eat into your profits.

Although with home prices at rock bottom, it might be a good idea to buy, rent them out for a few years, then sell.




If it becomes too much trouble I just sell.

Management firms eat your profits if you're a small fish with 4 or 5 building to maintain. With 10 million you can buy like 15 buildings. The profit made by one of these building would pay the management fees. Hell even if it requires the profit of 5 of them, its still a good deal. No work and money still comes in.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Patlal]
    #17749281 - 02/05/13 12:34 PM (11 years, 19 days ago)

I don't know why people are listing things.  The OP asked what's the first thing you'd do, lol..

I'd move to somewhere less busy.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Patlal]
    #17749317 - 02/05/13 12:43 PM (11 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

The Ecstatic said:
Being a landlord is a pretty arduous business. Unless you hire a management firm, which would eat into your profits.

Although with home prices at rock bottom, it might be a good idea to buy, rent them out for a few years, then sell.




If it becomes too much trouble I just sell.

Management firms eat your profits if you're a small fish with 4 or 5 building to maintain. With 10 million you can buy like 15 buildings. The profit made by one of these building would pay the management fees. Hell even if it requires the profit of 5 of them, its still a good deal. No work and money still comes in.




I met a guy who has like 12 bathrooms in his house. Know what he does? Buys and rents buildings. Then buys some more...

If I had 10m, I'd do that.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Epigallo]
    #17749322 - 02/05/13 12:45 PM (11 years, 19 days ago)

dance around the room for a bit, then realize this is some really lucky shit. so i figure why am i the only one who gets to be lucky?



i would lots of cash to a charity that seriously needs the money. i'd probably research and see which one would make the most use out of the money and truly help as many people as i could. then maybe i would come back as a lion or a snow-leopard or something :lol:


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