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InvisibleSwami
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Changing a light bulb
    #1770205 - 08/01/03 06:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Question: How many Swamis (substitute shroomery member of your choice) does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: What light bulb? That is all in your imagination. I want some goddamn hard evidence of this miraculous invention. All I see is some darkened glass that you CLAIMED used to be glowing. Get a grip!


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OfflineMalachi
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Swami]
    #1770261 - 08/01/03 06:13 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

not funny. this is funny.


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
- Paul Tillich


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Malachi]
    #1770320 - 08/01/03 06:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Malachi: "Who gives a fuck how many light bulbs? It's just another one of whitie's inventions!"

lol j/k man


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OfflineMalachi
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Grav]
    #1770337 - 08/01/03 06:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

no shit man, I'm all about natural light. the light bulb is just a tool that "the (white) man" uses to force "the people" to work at night. night is for worshiping the moon, dancing, getting high, getting laid, and dreaming.

thanks alot whitey bastid (edison, right?) !!

j/k... fuck the light blub, but if it wasn't for it blacklights never would have been invented.


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Offlineatomikfunksoldier
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Malachi]
    #1770616 - 08/01/03 07:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

actually, a black man was responsible for the lightbulb, if you know your black history, which you don't, because you're not black, nor are you knowledgeable.

http://www.4littlescientists.com/id111_files/LewisLatimer.htm


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OfflineMalachi
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: atomikfunksoldier]
    #1770853 - 08/01/03 09:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

**ouch!** not knowledgeable! what a slam! jeez, better not mess with that ^^^^ guy. he knows how to lay the shit DOWN.


that was the lamest flame bait ever--- seriously, get a fucking life.

no, I'm not black, but I am a product of an american school. do I owe my apology to you directly....? perhaps a fruit basket?


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Malachi]
    #1771374 - 08/02/03 12:07 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

apologize. right now.
i said now, damnit.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: eric_the_red]
    #1771525 - 08/02/03 01:15 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I apologize for starting such a controversial thread.


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Swami]
    #1771623 - 08/02/03 01:55 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Q: How many Strumplings does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Forty-Two Strumplings are required to change a light bulb. Luckily, all of them live in the same body.


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Invisibletak
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Strumpling]
    #1771695 - 08/02/03 02:25 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Q: How many tak's does it take to change a light bulb.

A: None. Strumpling and his 42 friends did it for me.


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OfflineDrubuShrume
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Strumpling]
    #1771696 - 08/02/03 02:26 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Q: How many DrubuShrumes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Does DrubuShrume exist? If I'm just a figment of S&P's database then do I even need light? Prove I am not here as part of your life destiny and not an individual.


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Offlineatomikfunksoldier
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: DrubuShrume]
    #1771756 - 08/02/03 02:52 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

malachi: isnt wasnt a flame bro, just giving you a few tips on how to peice together some credibility.


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: DrubuShrume]
    #1771761 - 08/02/03 02:53 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

You are a minifestation of my insane eternal mind. My imaginary friend =]

on a side note, its 3am, no lights on in the house at all, no one awake, window blinds shut so no light could get in and it just flashed super bright in here randomly for like a second then went away...wasnt any of the lights in here, as none of them alone are that bright...i was thinking maybe a powerful flashlight from outside that lit up the whole window/blinds, but i dunno. Kinda freaky but weird shit seems to happen alot, and I cant stop it, and i guess its just as natural as me being alive so all i can do is smile. Still got the chills though :blush: Hope it was an angel or something and not the police ;D~


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: atomikfunksoldier]
    #1771816 - 08/02/03 03:13 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

ok, "bro".

besides.... did you read the link you posted? a black man was no more responsible than a white man. regardless, this has no bearing on my complaint. I was bitching about having to work late. (you too can join in my hatred of late hours. this isn't race specific. thanks though.)


by the way, I'm pretty drunk.


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Malachi]
    #1772023 - 08/02/03 05:06 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Q: How many Sclorchs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. Unless the light bulb is really fucking heavy or because a broken light bulb actually renders him more dependent on the lumens provided by his computer monitor, THUS, a broken lightbulb actually encourages a Sclorch to become more wrapped up in what might be a rather inane discussion over the internet. Yes, broken lightbulbs feed my addiction. Help a fellow Shroomerite out... come change the fucking light bulb for me.
*during this post a shroomerite sneaked past Sclorch, changed the light bulb, and sneaked out*

What the...?
*noticing the light*

Okay, I have to change my answer to NONE.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Sclorch]
    #1772209 - 08/02/03 07:39 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I just drilled a big hole in my refridgerator to see if the little light bulb actually goes out when you shut the door. It does! Mystery solved. Now I gotta patch that muthuh back up...


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Swami]
    #1772275 - 08/02/03 08:46 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

genius


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #1772340 - 08/02/03 09:42 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, when I was little I used to try and open the fridge door real fast to see if I could catch the light off guard before it could come on.


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: Grav]
    #1772640 - 08/02/03 01:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

haha that doesn't suprise me Grav :wink: :laugh: hehehehe j/k


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Re: Changing a light bulb [Re: nubious]
    #1774300 - 08/03/03 12:31 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

window blinds shut so no light could get in and it just flashed super bright in here randomly for like a second then went away...wasnt any of the lights in here,

I usually see bright flashes of light when I am going to sleep with all the lights off. Its usually when an animal makes a sound or something, EVERY NIGHT.

I read somewhere that if you see random flashes of light, it can be due to tissues that are inside of your eye deteriorating and ripping from the rest.


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