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Synthe
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Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each
#17607466 - 01/25/13 07:22 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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(Newser) – As part of their training, elite German troops of the Wachbataillon do a lot of chest-beating, repeatedly whacking their rifles on the left side of their chests. That's stimulating unusual hormone production, according to experts. The result: The guys are growing breasts—just on the left side, the German Herald reports. Some 74% of battalion members who approached army doctors about the condition were diagnosed with one-sided gynecomastia. "They need to change the way they drill. The constant slamming of the rifles against the left-hand side of the chest is clearly a significant factor," says a military plastic surgeon. Military leaders say they'll look into it and make any needed changes.
http://www.newser.com/story/161613/german-soldiers-growing-breasts-on-one-side.html

The German Herald reports that men serving in the elite Wachbataillon unit of the German army are developing breasts on their left pectorals. A doctor who is treating the men says that their trademark close-order drill is at fault, as it has the men repeatedly, violently slamming their guns into the left side of their chest, stimulating mammary growth.
The condition - called one sided gynecomastia - has been diagnosed in 74 per cent of battalion members who presented to army medics with concerns over the growths.
Director of plastic surgery at the military hospital in Berlin, Professor Bjorn Krapohl, confirmed: "There is a very significant link between the activity in the Guard Battalion and the development of the breast on the left side.
"They need to change the way they drill. The constant slamming of the rifles against the left hand side of the chest is clearly a significant factor," he added
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Synthe]
#17607477 - 01/25/13 07:25 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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They're trying to turn them into one sided transvestites.
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memes
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: 11nova]
#17607617 - 01/25/13 08:06 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Their body is like "yo we need more padding, this fucking rifle hurts"
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Dawks
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: memes] 3
#17607703 - 01/25/13 08:44 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Dawks]
#17607769 - 01/25/13 09:01 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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first zombies, now this.
get bra.
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thizzlemaniac
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Synthe]
#17607781 - 01/25/13 09:04 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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and to think they once had one of the most feared armies of all time
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Synthe]
#17607808 - 01/25/13 09:12 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Sounds pretty implausible to me, but I guess the source looks like a legit news site.
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orison
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: psi]
#17607851 - 01/25/13 09:25 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Airborne hazing left me with damage to my left tit.. bloody wings.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: orison] 1
#17607859 - 01/25/13 09:27 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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How to completely destroy the reputation of an elite military squad.
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Patlal]
#17608019 - 01/25/13 10:15 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Or undermine an easily swayed public. The Wachbataillon will rise again. With titties.
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: fiddle]
#17608031 - 01/25/13 10:17 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Well now we have a cure for chicks with itty bitty titties!
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Sham87]
#17608246 - 01/25/13 11:14 AM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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I'm not gonna lie, I'm seriously considering punching my boobs until they grow a cup size.
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#17608535 - 01/25/13 12:03 PM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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I wanna see some pics
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Mendicant Bias
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#17608691 - 01/25/13 12:27 PM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Of the results or the process?
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: Mendicant Bias]
#17608873 - 01/25/13 12:59 PM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Before and after shots
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Re: Male German soldiers growing boobs. Well, one boob each [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#17608969 - 01/25/13 01:16 PM (11 years, 23 days ago) |
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Hot
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