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PjS
Jack Of AllDongs

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So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god
#1750295 - 07/26/03 04:34 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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What would you do?
Beg forgiveness? Say hi? 'I BELIEVE IN SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY, BUT YOU ARE NOT REAL' 'Word up, dawg'
That does not count your silly drug experiences, no matter how realistic they were YOU WERE JUST HIGH ON DOPE.
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Rhizoid
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic [Re: PjS]
#1750338 - 07/26/03 05:11 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would say: "Wow, it certainly was a surprise to see you here! And you say you know for sure that you don't have any brothers or sisters? Oh, they went off to Nirvana 42 billion years ago. OK. By the way, now that I have your attention, would you mind answering a few questions I have about unpaired socks, lamps in refrigerators, and the number pi?" 
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Faaip_De_Oiad
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic [Re: Rhizoid]
#1750575 - 07/26/03 08:40 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahhaha, well if this god was all knowing and shit like I hear, then I belive that he would understand and respect my doubts in him.
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chodamunky
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750599 - 07/26/03 08:49 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would say, "Since I didn't believe in you all my life, you are so much more interesting and incredible now, than if I had known it all along while I was still alive".
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Pyronate
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: chodamunky]
#1750636 - 07/26/03 09:00 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ultimately, there is no way of knowing if an entity seperate from yourself exists. Thus, unless I am God, I can never know whether or not one exists.
-------------------- "It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom... keep that in mind at all times."
--Bill Hicks (RIP)
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World Spirit
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750649 - 07/26/03 09:04 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750671 - 07/26/03 09:13 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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"woah, shit!"
but your question is too vague...
does this god appear to us and communicate? or just say 'hi im real but im not going to do anything for you unless you spend hours on end praying to me' and all that shit?
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Quadrant6
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: ]
#1750711 - 07/26/03 09:43 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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id punch em in the face and steal his wallet. then go find live in the forest where satan could not fuck with me
-------------------- "Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire." Jorge Luis Borges
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Swami
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750741 - 07/26/03 10:03 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd ask him to write a book called "Conversations With Neale Donald Walsch".
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: Swami]
#1750765 - 07/26/03 10:18 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would strive to live out his example... in this world!
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fireworks_god
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750780 - 07/26/03 10:25 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PjS said: That does not count your silly drug experiences, no matter how realistic they were YOU WERE JUST HIGH ON DOPE.
This also does not count your silly sober life experiences, no matter how realistic they were, YOU WERE JUST WITNESSING AN ILLUSION. Peace.
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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
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Amnesiac
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: fireworks_god]
#1750941 - 07/27/03 12:06 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would say, "God damn, get your act together you sloppy bastard, you're doing a shit job!"
-------------------- Here we are, in these bodies, on this planet in an endless universe. This is not the extent of who we are... merely an extension of who we really are.
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David_Scape
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750959 - 07/27/03 12:14 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd probably be intensly curious for a few days and then drop out of a class he teaches
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infidelGOD
illusion

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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: PjS]
#1750993 - 07/27/03 12:27 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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"what religion do you endorse?"
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Discordja
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Re: So then if you found out there really was a monotheistic god [Re: infidelGOD]
#1751018 - 07/27/03 12:36 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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'Unstopable force or immovable object?'
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