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quickfix fake piss...........
    #17492692 - 01/03/13 05:18 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Hey guys... So I know quickfix is the gold standard for fake piss, and everyone claims it will always pass.

This shit looks super clear- almost like water but there is a slight yellow tinge to it. Is this normal? Is this how it always looks? Also not too many bubbles when shaken. I already checked, it is not any of the batches which were recalled.

I am not skeptical of quickfix as a brand, more skeptical of the headshop I purchased it from. They were selling the larger 3oz bottle for 20 bucks (29.99 normally? 39.99 for this large size?). The dude charged me no tax and gave me no receipt. That was the first red flag.

Other than that the package was shrink wrapped, and included all the normal shit that comes with quickfix. There was no seal on the bottle itself other than the cap. Is this normal?

I have used another brand before which passed but I wanted to use quickfix this time because i'm being offered a super good job opportunity and don't want to fuck it up. Any input? it did come with a "spectrum labs" heat pack as well.



Is this what QF looks like??

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492702 - 01/03/13 05:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I have 2 bottles and they are a lot more yellow than that.

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492728 - 01/03/13 05:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

ah shit

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492765 - 01/03/13 05:28 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah this stuff looks way clearer then the quickfix they sell at my local head shop. See if it gets any darker when you warm it up :shrug:

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492797 - 01/03/13 05:34 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

this shits sketchy. gonna have to get another

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492871 - 01/03/13 05:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Heres a pic I just took of my bottle. Hope this helps.


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492890 - 01/03/13 05:50 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

thanks for the effort.

Mine is deff. a little more clear than yours... though mine is the 3 oz one- so maybe they just dilute it to 3 oz at the factory?

not worth risking the job opportunity

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492912 - 01/03/13 05:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not sure but I dont think so because my friend uses the 3oz bottles and they don't look any different.

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17492934 - 01/03/13 05:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I called spectrum labs and they verified it as a good batch.

They claimed all batches range in color..... lol still iffy. The losers at the dead-beat headshop I got it from could have fucked with it but I don't understand why one would.

Edited by shroomiin (01/03/13 05:57 PM)

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17493028 - 01/03/13 06:12 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shroomiin said:
I called spectrum labs and they verified it as a good batch.

They claimed all batches range in color..... lol still iffy. The losers at the dead-beat headshop I got it from could have fucked with it but I don't understand why one would.




take some for themselves, then dilute it with water? haha can't think of anything else

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: zee007]
    #17493111 - 01/03/13 06:27 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

so on that note quickfix is THE way to get a clear toxicity screen for a job? this is the first time ill have to worry about it. a friend said magnum but i trust the opinions on here quite a damn bit.


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: GreenHorns]
    #17493139 - 01/03/13 06:33 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Just a heads up if your 'sample' is sent to a lab they can determine if the urine is real or not.


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17493147 - 01/03/13 06:34 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

QuickFix 5.7 is the de-facto standard of the internet. There are literally 0 negative reviews or experiences posted online. QF accounts for pH, specific gravity, creatine, etc.

now, that being said I have passed using other brands (terminader yellow snow).

The lesser known brands are a toss-up, and some won't work.

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #17493155 - 01/03/13 06:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Just a heads up if your 'sample' is sent to a lab they can determine if the urine is real or not.




When it's a pre-employment test and you have nothing to loose, then who cares?

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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: shroomiin]
    #17493181 - 01/03/13 06:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Never knew the brand name but that looks exactly like what my friend used to usxe when he was on probation, worked every time :shrug: but it was definitely more yellow than the OPs

I'm probably gonna pick up a bottle of this soon so I can get a job when I move to colorado in a week and a half if I need to actually take a piss test considering marijuana is legal :lol:


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: trippinballs420]
    #17493200 - 01/03/13 06:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Never knew the brand name but that looks exactly like what my friend used to usxe when he was on probation, worked every time :shrug: but it was definitely more yellow than the OPs

I'm probably gonna pick up a bottle of this soon so I can get a job when I move to colorado in a week and a half if I need to actually take a piss test considering marijuana is legal :lol:





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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: zee007]
    #17493223 - 01/03/13 06:45 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You should pay someone to pee for you?! Or drink.one of those things that makes ur pee clean for several hours.


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: MycroProphecy]
    #17493243 - 01/03/13 06:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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MycroProphecy said:
You should pay someone to pee for you?! Or drink.one of those things that makes ur pee clean for several hours.



That stuff is illegal in some states and also I've heard that some tests can pick up on whether or not you used detox or not...tho I dunno how true that is


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: trippinballs420]
    #17493270 - 01/03/13 06:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

and during these things doesn't someone stand there and watch? hows that dilemma handled?


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Re: quickfix fake piss........... [Re: GreenHorns]
    #17493388 - 01/03/13 07:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Check out this thing called the whizzinator (sp?) Its a strap on fake dick with a bladder. Its obviously a flacid dick but you use that and no ones the wiser :super:


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