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KS_funguy
Belligerent Drunk Midget



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
#17409812 - 12/17/12 10:01 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think if there truly WAS an effective way of training the penile curvature, the body modification fruitloops would be sporting cocks shaped like ampersands or some dumb shit like that. Weiners are weiners. The only perfect one is the one that pleases you when you look into your own pants. Mine is perfect. At least for me. That is all that matters.
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Jordy
Death Metal Bass Extraordinaire



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KS_funguy]
#17410043 - 12/17/12 10:55 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Having a huge cock isn't great anyway, if you're packing a monster then girls generally wont do anal and can't deepthroat you.
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Rewindicus
Silly Goose



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Jordy]
#17410310 - 12/18/12 12:32 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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KS_funguy
Belligerent Drunk Midget



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
#17410859 - 12/18/12 06:48 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Meh... anal's overrated. Stinks and is nasty. No thanks. Can't get over the "smells like roadkill" imagery in my mind.
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Anonymous #72
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KS_funguy] 1
#17411761 - 12/18/12 11:59 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not-so-big, but I it anyways

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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #72]
#17412735 - 12/18/12 04:10 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Not-so-big, but I it anyways


It looks perfect sitting on that nicely manscaped lawn.
How did you get those scars, did you remove your appendix by yourself? They are hardly noticeable, I just found the pattern interesting.
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Anonymous #41
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
#17414523 - 12/18/12 09:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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My semi hard cock.
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Anonymous #72
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
#17416605 - 12/19/12 11:00 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: It looks perfect sitting on that nicely manscaped lawn.
How did you get those scars, did you remove your appendix by yourself? They are hardly noticeable, I just found the pattern interesting.
The scars are from an exgirlfriend, to be honest. She took advantage of me being tied up once and carved her initials... Then in a drama-filled breakup I ended up cutting over the scars of her initials. Lol immature bs, I know.
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Anonymous #96
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #72]
#17455936 - 12/27/12 02:52 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why not, I'll throw my cock into the ring.
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Rewindicus
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #96]
#17456022 - 12/27/12 03:11 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dang looks like a 3 hander!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Anonymous #96
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
#17456853 - 12/27/12 05:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks, man, I just got lucky
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #96]
#17457319 - 12/27/12 07:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Thanks, man, I just got lucky

You were born with three hands?
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RudolphTheRed



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #96]
#17458263 - 12/27/12 10:13 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Why not, I'll throw my cock into the ring.

jesus that looks painful!!
(no offense! hah)
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Anonymous #70
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: RudolphTheRed]
#17458387 - 12/27/12 10:33 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
RudolphTheRed said:
Quote:
Anonymous said: Why not, I'll throw my cock into the ring.

jesus that looks painful!!
(no offense! hah)
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All We Perceive
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #96]
#17458513 - 12/27/12 10:55 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Why not, I'll throw my cock into the ring.

Damn son that is a rocket ship. Does that hurt girls?
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RudolphTheRed



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: LSDXM]
#17458979 - 12/28/12 12:16 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Krash Kharma said:

niiiiiiice
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RudolphTheRed



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: RudolphTheRed]
#17458985 - 12/28/12 12:17 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh shit i think that dick i just commented was like from forever ago. damnit i hate when it doesnt go to the end of the thread!! lol. nice dick nonethless.
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orison
mcfluffysugarnuts


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: RudolphTheRed]
#17459150 - 12/28/12 12:59 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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RudolphTheRed



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: orison]
#17459276 - 12/28/12 01:44 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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orison319 said:

cute panties
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: All We Perceive]
#17459364 - 12/28/12 02:30 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
RudolphTheRed said: jesus that looks painful!!
(no offense! hah)
haha, none taken 
Quote:
All We Perceive said:
Damn son that is a rocket ship. Does that hurt girls?
it's only 5.5" around, so not really
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