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Amoeboid
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Concealed snowball laws

#17456733 - 12/27/12 05:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I was walking to the grocery store the other day because my car was somewhat stuck in the snow :snow:

. (Actually it wasn't really that stuck, I just wanted to walk through the snowy sidewalks and feel like I was frollicking :snowman:

through a magestic winter wonderland) I carried a snowball with me in my coat pocket as protection in case somebody tried to shank me and steal my bounty of groceries.

Are there any laws against carrying concealed snowballs?

:snowflake:

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fiddle

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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: Amoeboid]
#17456775 - 12/27/12 05:41 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Actually, I've heard it's quite good for the bones.

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Prisoner#1
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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: Amoeboid]
#17456779 - 12/27/12 05:42 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I believe that snowballing violates the sodomy laws in some states

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withoutawire
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Re: Concealed snowball laws

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#17456799 - 12/27/12 05:45 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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plektheplek

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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: Amoeboid]
#17456811 - 12/27/12 05:47 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Amoeboid said:
I was walking to the grocery store the other day because my car was somewhat stuck in the snow . (Actually it wasn't really that stuck, I just wanted to walk through the snowy sidewalks and feel like I was frollicking through a magestic winter wonderland) I carried a snowball with me in my coat pocket as protection in case somebody tried to shank me and steal my bounty of groceries.

Are there any laws against carrying concealed snowballs?

If your obituary / dead-guy-news-story was that you were walking down the street and killed while trying to protect yourself with a snowball you would be a god damned legend

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ImmortalZodd
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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: plektheplek]
#17456823 - 12/27/12 05:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

All snow is illegal in FL as far as I am aware...

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Dark_Star
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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: Amoeboid]
#17456937 - 12/27/12 06:11 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

In this day & age I wouldn't put it past someone to call the cops over snowballs, and for the cops to arrest you.

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: Dark_Star]
#17456991 - 12/27/12 06:21 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

the precedent is there

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Walter Ward, 16, was charged with criminal possession of a weapon – snowballs – and assault.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/brooklyn-teen-busted-assault-charges-snowball-barrage-mailman-turns-violent-article-1.132855

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4runner

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Re: Concealed snowball laws

[Re: Dark_Star]
#17457108 - 12/27/12 06:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
In this day & age I wouldn't put it past someone to call the cops over snowballs, and for the cops to arrest you.

Do not ever throw a snowball at a cop.
(From the news, not personnel experience)

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