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dad found shrooms!!!!
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my dad found my shroom set up and said that he wants them gone, they are only like 1/2 to 1 1/2 inches long, can i trip off of these?

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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sure(if there's enough) but first tell your dad they're just a hobby you've been dabbling in. Maybe you can even tell him that they're medicinal? Sorry, just trying to make light of a bad situation.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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how soon does he want them gone? they'll be full grown in 2-3 days.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: ]
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Call up a trustable freind and tell him to keep them there for 2-3 days and you will give half the harvest. Youl end up with more shrooms in the longrun. Bad idea to grow in your parents house

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! *DELETED* [Re: resin]
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Post deleted by S_2

Reason for deletion: This post was made by someone who isn't me.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Adden]
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Id do as Resin said. Solid advice.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: SixCee]
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If you got busted selling any of these shrooms, your parent's house could be seized. Please remember that in the future. Sounds like you got off light. My Dad would have gotten rid of them, and then beat my ass.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: SixCee]
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tell dad that he doesnt know what hes talking about, feed him some shrooms, then say see! and you wanted me to throw these away. Or, tell him you can atleast sell them, o and bad idea growing in your parents house. are you eighteen son? j/k


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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give me your address....
if your father doesnt beat your ass, i WILL

ive said it a million times, DO NOT GROW IN YOUR PARENT"S HOUSE WIHTOUT THEIR PERMISSION>>>>

you better pray your daddy dont find out about the shroomery or the vendors...

jezus fuckin christ i sound like a broken record sometimes.....

but this shit happens ALL THE TIME....
its too late for this kid so im gonna save my breath on him... but i want to stress this to EVERY OTHER SHROOMERY MEMBER

REMEMBER this kid next time one of you try to help some kid who wants to do a "stealth grow"

[hyp]

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: hyper_dermic]
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REMEMBER this kid next time one of you try to help some kid who wants to do a "stealth grow"

[hyp]



I agree, but remember that there are those of us who are interested in stealth grows because of the threat of landlords/casual friends & whoever else that might stumble onto things.


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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed... The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. We pay for a single fighter with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people..."

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Tantalus]
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A rubbermaids as stealth as its gonna get

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: resin]
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BUSTED!!! that sux hardcore man
yeah you can pick them now if you want to and like mushmaster said if you can hold off 2-3 days they will be fully grown and if that is that last you going to get out of them I would extract the psilocybin from the substarte too so it will hold you off longer


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
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LiL_KuSsH said:
Just another reason im leaving the shroomery for a while.....



Nooooooo........

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Tantalus]
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I agree, but remember that there are those of us who are interested in stealth grows because of the threat of landlords/casual friends & whoever else that might stumble onto things.




no offence, but id rather not help anyone do a stealth grow... child or adult :\
just my personal opnion and nothing against you for doing one...
your an adult of sound mind, if u get busted, you take the fall, and i doubt your gonna rat out the shroomery or the OMC...
but then again, ya never know....

[hyp]

[hyp]

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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that sux, i just recently got busted by pops too, but it was just my leftover supplies, spores, verm, jars, notes, etc.....i moved into my grandparents for a while and didnt really want to throw the stuff out.... that sucked, but at least i was smart enough to not try a grow


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: hyper_dermic]
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Anybody who is growing should be stealth.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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i told him that they would be gone in a week, im in no trouble :smile:

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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grin said:
i told him that they would be gone in a week, im in no trouble :smile: 



You are one of those kids with the cools parents like some of my buddies then. My Dad would have probably called the cops on me. One of my good friends Dad's used to smoke out with us. Most of the time he just smoked all our shit. :frown: 

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: shakta]
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grow at kramers next time


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: george castanza]
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that sucks, why the fuck would you call the cops on your own kid and risk going to jail yourself. your dad must be a fucking christian, no offense.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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ya dude.... what parent would call the cops on their own kid??

and that comment on being christian was fucked up.... what the fuck do u mean by "no offence"...


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: JohnnyR]
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Hehehe... This brings back memories from a summer in the late '70s. When I was growing up, my friend was growing a pot plant on the second floor outside his window on the roof right over the music room. Me and a couple of his other friends where supposed to take care of the plant while he and his family were away on summer vacation.

Unfortunately, his father found it, just before they left for vacation, so his father put the plant in the garbage can on the side of the house with a sign on it that said, "Poisoned!" Well, we found it after they left, and spent much time debating about what to do.

Me and one of the other more adventurous kids decided we'd dry it in the oven, and try a little to see if it had indeed been poisoned. Well, since it was pre-flowering, and being mostly leaf, we had to smoke quite a bit. Which we did, since neither of us immediately died on the spot from the "poison."

Well, there must have indeed been some kind of actual poison on the plant, because our eyes got really dilated, later that night, and we had a real electric, groovy, feeling going on. Kind of like a light LSD feeling. Needless to say, being young and foolish, we smoked the rest of the plant that week...

I never did find out just what his father put on that plant, but it was a crazy scene... :laugh:


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
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i meant no offense... and by christian i mean, totally devoted to "the right things" and "doing good" even if it means calling the cops on your kids. i said no offense becuase i didnt want to offend anyone that is religious in a good way.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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cristians have no monopoly on stupidity


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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Uh, I'm agnostic, so no offense was taken...

I think what really offended me, was that you made no mention of my charming little childhood recollection. I thought it was a cute story... :laugh:


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
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i appologize papaver! i feel so bad.. :smile: that was a great story, maybe you should sell the movie rights and turn it into a half baked scenario?

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: george castanza]
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george castanza said:
cristians have no monopoly on stupidity 



no monopoly but they sure have the market cornered  :smirk:

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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LoLz! I just thought it might cheer you up! :laugh:

PS: Seriously, send you grow set-up to a friend's and finish and split the harvest with them...


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
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i think that the first flush will be done sooner than next weekend, so ill just give em to a friend in between flushes... got any room in your closet? :smile:

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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my dad is a square ass mother fucker...he tried to turn me into the cops for graffiti but since i was not caught in the act they didnt seem to care...but hes still a square ass bitch..he stole all my money because he claims "im wasting it on drugs"


THATS WHY I DONT GROW AT MY OWN HOUSE!!! THERES SO MANY ALTERNATIVES TO THIS SHIT!!!

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: liftedoff420]
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haha
I grow at my house!
My parents fucking let me!
I told them i wanted to becomea mycologist (which i do) and they gave me the OK
Even bought me all my shit


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: tastyshroom]
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lol sounds like you got yourself some cool parents dude :thumbup:


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Psilocybin_monkey]
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ya know I jus gosta ask ya dis = you know I just got to ask you this

grin did your dad spank ya?if so how many times? hahahahah (j/k)


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Psilocybin_monkey]
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grin,

Ask your dad if he would consider trying the results of the grow with you, it could be a good way for you two to bond and he'd probably let you keep the operation :laugh:

Although it was not too bright to grow without permission in their house, maybe he'd let you keep it if his eyes were opened.  Just a thought..


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: george castanza]
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My friend was doing the same mistake and he said that he's only interested in spores for scientific purposes .'These mushrooms are not eatable ones ' that works...

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: stara]
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Heh,
I live at my g/fs parents house and they brag about the acid they got in the 70`s in fact I keep it quiet coz we dont want to hear all the same "Trippin in 70`s" hero storys (Fuck storys when you can live it). I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: trev]
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trev said:
I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.



dude...haven't you seen the movie BLOW with Johnny Dep and Penelope Cruz...George Jung's mom totally called the cops on him...


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my brain's illegal because it contains DMT in the pineal gland, and so does your brain and everyone elses
the name's GestaltAssault not Get Us A Slut

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: GestaltAssault]
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GestaltAssault said:
trev said:
I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.



dude...haven't you seen the movie BLOW with Johnny Dep and Penelope Cruz...George Jung's mom totally called the cops on him...



She, I would say, is not the embodiment of a truly loving mother. More accurately she was a money loving b!tch that left her family repeatedly because her husband wasn't rich. George Jung's mom didn't care an awful lot about her son to begin with.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: GestaltAssault]
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callling the cops on your kids is really stupid. it just proves that you are a bad parent and cannot even talk to your kid. wtf. so retarded.
i grew mushrooms at the house once and my dad found out and he said he did not approve but he let me do it anyway. since he was so nice to have done that i only did it once. if people give respect and reason with people then they will get it back. thats how i work anyway.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: crazycanadian]
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My mah called the cops on me. You really never recover from shit like that, I still dont really say much to her. Man your parents are unpridectable. They might be cool with it but if dad learns what happens if your caught he might come home and take that shit. So basically to play it cool put it a buddys house.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Ekstaza]
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Ekstaza said:
GestaltAssault said:
trev said:
I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.   



dude...haven't you seen the movie BLOW with Johnny Dep and Penelope Cruz...George Jung's mom totally called the cops on him... 



She, I would say, is not the embodiment of a truly loving mother. More accurately she was a money loving b!tch that left her family repeatedly because her husband wasn't rich. George Jung's mom didn't care an awful lot about her son to begin with. 



that about sums it up man. and the only reason i desided to do this is becuase my dad and i grow pot together  :smile:

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: crazycanadian]
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I don't know about all that. What if you kill someone? You think your parents should not call the cops?

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: shakta]
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kill someone? haha im the one thats going to be eating these shrooms, and how could they kill you if your positive what your growing?

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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oh and i dont really have any buddies that i can trust at the moment, the ones that i can trust, my girlfriend doesnt want me hanging out with becuase they do too many drugs lol

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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grin said:
that about sums it up man. and the only reason i desided to do this is becuase my dad and i grow pot together  :smile: 



wtf is his problem then? if i were a pot growin father i'd be so proud of my shroom growin son...there isn't a better way of bonding than parents and their children trippin together (considering the children are mature enough)

you wouldn't happen to be a narc or a troll now would you?


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: GestaltAssault]
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Quote:
there isn't a better way of bonding than parents and their children trippin together



fishing while tripping

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: houshroom]
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i stand corrected  :wink:


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my brain's illegal because it contains DMT in the pineal gland, and so does your brain and everyone elses
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: resin]
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You can?t choose your parents, so try to divorce them. Get away from such a negative influence. Just give them thanks for making you breath but nothing else, don?t waste your time trying to be understood by your parents if they are so ignorant. I?m 32 and I know what I?m talking about.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: resin]
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When parents call the cops on their kids it is usually because they think "the police are there to help you". I saw Dr. Laura give the same advice- to get the "justice system" involved when some parent couldn't stop her kid from smoking weed. She was also of the opinion that the police are there to help you.

Why don't people understand that police don't help. That aint their job description. Police only hurt. If they are hurting someone that did something against you, then that helps you, but is only a secondary effect of the hurting, which is what they do.

Some parents have a pollyannic view of the system.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Cops and government should be grateful to us because we are fighting drug dealers better than they do, growing our own shit and avoiding the payment of foolish prices.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: crazycanadian]
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crazycanadian said:
callling the cops on your kids is really stupid. it just proves that you are a bad parent and cannot even talk to your kid. wtf. so retarded.
i grew mushrooms at the house once and my dad found out and he said he did not approve but he let me do it anyway. since he was so nice to have done that i only did it once. if people give respect and reason with people then they will get it back. thats how i work anyway.



yeah thats true enough man.That's why the world is all messed up today because people don't know how to talk to one another.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
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grin said:
kill someone? haha im the one thats going to be eating these shrooms, and how could they kill you if your positive what your growing? 



No no. I was making an extreme point. I will tell you one thing though. I got arrested for traffic tickets and my Dad let me sit in jail for a week. I was pissed at the time, but it taught me a valuable lesson. Don't get caught! :wink: 

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: shakta]
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now if this were the matrix and yer dad was an agent...you'd have a bug crawling around inside you right now...


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i dont cultivate...i just post pictures, spread knowledge, and give advice
my brain's illegal because it contains DMT in the pineal gland, and so does your brain and everyone elses
the name's GestaltAssault not Get Us A Slut

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Semilanceata]
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Semilanceata said:
Cops and government should be grateful to us because we are fighting drug dealers better than they do, growing our own shit and avoiding the payment of foolish prices.




actually cops n government wouldn't be happy that we are fighting drug dealers better than they do cuz they are gettin paid for this "war on drugs"...if there were no drug dealers they wouldn't get any money...and we all know that all they want is money...


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i dont cultivate...i just post pictures, spread knowledge, and give advice
my brain's illegal because it contains DMT in the pineal gland, and so does your brain and everyone elses
the name's GestaltAssault not Get Us A Slut

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Tantalus]
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Tantalus said:
I agree, but remember that there are those of us who are interested in stealth grows because of the threat of landlords/casual friends & whoever else that might stumble onto things.



Yeah, but it's easier to lie to friends and landlords than to parents. I can get away with saying it's a science experiment (testing mycelial growth rates under various conditions), and that the mushrooms are toxic.

Just get the stuff out of the house, and drop the subject as well as possible. If you've got a friend to take them, do it to save your investment. But don't fuck with your family, especially since they may not realize the potential consequences of police involvement.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
Some parents have a pollyannic view of the system.



Wow, I'm impressed...

I hope you know this will go down
on your permanent record
oh yeah well don't get so distressed
did I happen to mention that I'm impressed


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
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Did I mention that it was I that pushed her out of the window?

Baby Hitler gets around.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
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make your dad trip on them - he'll come around...


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