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Offlinegrin
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: george castanza]
    #1743020 - 07/23/03 10:01 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

that sucks, why the fuck would you call the cops on your own kid and risk going to jail yourself. your dad must be a fucking christian, no offense.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
    #1743029 - 07/23/03 10:02 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

ya dude.... what parent would call the cops on their own kid??

and that comment on being christian was fucked up.... what the fuck do u mean by "no offence"...


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: JohnnyR]
    #1743066 - 07/23/03 10:16 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Hehehe... This brings back memories from a summer in the late '70s. When I was growing up, my friend was growing a pot plant on the second floor outside his window on the roof right over the music room. Me and a couple of his other friends where supposed to take care of the plant while he and his family were away on summer vacation.

Unfortunately, his father found it, just before they left for vacation, so his father put the plant in the garbage can on the side of the house with a sign on it that said, "Poisoned!" Well, we found it after they left, and spent much time debating about what to do.

Me and one of the other more adventurous kids decided we'd dry it in the oven, and try a little to see if it had indeed been poisoned. Well, since it was pre-flowering, and being mostly leaf, we had to smoke quite a bit. Which we did, since neither of us immediately died on the spot from the "poison."

Well, there must have indeed been some kind of actual poison on the plant, because our eyes got really dilated, later that night, and we had a real electric, groovy, feeling going on. Kind of like a light LSD feeling. Needless to say, being young and foolish, we smoked the rest of the plant that week...

I never did find out just what his father put on that plant, but it was a crazy scene... :laugh:


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Offlinegrin
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
    #1743130 - 07/23/03 10:36 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

i meant no offense... and by christian i mean, totally devoted to "the right things" and "doing good" even if it means calling the cops on your kids. i said no offense becuase i didnt want to offend anyone that is religious in a good way.

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
    #1743145 - 07/23/03 10:40 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

cristians have no monopoly on stupidity


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
    #1743146 - 07/23/03 10:40 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Uh, I'm agnostic, so no offense was taken...

I think what really offended me, was that you made no mention of my charming little childhood recollection. I thought it was a cute story... :laugh:


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Offlinegrin
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
    #1743151 - 07/23/03 10:42 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

i appologize papaver! i feel so bad.. :smile: that was a great story, maybe you should sell the movie rights and turn it into a half baked scenario?

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: george castanza]
    #1743154 - 07/23/03 10:43 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

george castanza said:
cristians have no monopoly on stupidity 




no monopoly but they sure have the market cornered  :smirk:

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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
    #1743157 - 07/23/03 10:44 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

LoLz! I just thought it might cheer you up! :laugh:

PS: Seriously, send you grow set-up to a friend's and finish and split the harvest with them...


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Papaver]
    #1743165 - 07/23/03 10:46 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

i think that the first flush will be done sooner than next weekend, so ill just give em to a friend in between flushes... got any room in your closet? :smile:

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: grin]
    #1743223 - 07/23/03 11:06 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

my dad is a square ass mother fucker...he tried to turn me into the cops for graffiti but since i was not caught in the act they didnt seem to care...but hes still a square ass bitch..he stole all my money because he claims "im wasting it on drugs"


THATS WHY I DONT GROW AT MY OWN HOUSE!!! THERES SO MANY ALTERNATIVES TO THIS SHIT!!!

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: liftedoff420]
    #1743253 - 07/23/03 11:17 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

haha
I grow at my house!
My parents fucking let me!
I told them i wanted to becomea mycologist (which i do) and they gave me the OK
Even bought me all my shit


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: tastyshroom]
    #1743279 - 07/23/03 11:27 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

lol sounds like you got yourself some cool parents dude :thumbup:


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OfflinePsilocybin_monkey
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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Psilocybin_monkey]
    #1743290 - 07/23/03 11:30 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

ya know I jus gosta ask ya dis = you know I just got to ask you this

grin did your dad spank ya?if so how many times? hahahahah (j/k)


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: Psilocybin_monkey]
    #1743528 - 07/24/03 01:01 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

grin,

Ask your dad if he would consider trying the results of the grow with you, it could be a good way for you two to bond and he'd probably let you keep the operation :laugh:

Although it was not too bright to grow without permission in their house, maybe he'd let you keep it if his eyes were opened.  Just a thought..


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: george castanza]
    #1743807 - 07/24/03 05:30 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

My friend was doing the same mistake and he said that he's only interested in spores for scientific purposes .'These mushrooms are not eatable ones ' that works...

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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: stara]
    #1743880 - 07/24/03 07:15 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Heh,
I live at my g/fs parents house and they brag about the acid they got in the 70`s in fact I keep it quiet coz we dont want to hear all the same "Trippin in 70`s" hero storys (Fuck storys when you can live it). I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: trev]
    #1743980 - 07/24/03 08:07 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

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trev said:
I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.




dude...haven't you seen the movie BLOW with Johnny Dep and Penelope Cruz...George Jung's mom totally called the cops on him...


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: GestaltAssault]
    #1744158 - 07/24/03 09:31 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

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GestaltAssault said:
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trev said:
I could not imagine that any person would call the cops on there kids that sort of Ignorance is unbeilivable.




dude...haven't you seen the movie BLOW with Johnny Dep and Penelope Cruz...George Jung's mom totally called the cops on him...




She, I would say, is not the embodiment of a truly loving mother. More accurately she was a money loving b!tch that left her family repeatedly because her husband wasn't rich. George Jung's mom didn't care an awful lot about her son to begin with.


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Re: dad found shrooms!!!! [Re: GestaltAssault]
    #1744203 - 07/24/03 09:45 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

callling the cops on your kids is really stupid. it just proves that you are a bad parent and cannot even talk to your kid. wtf. so retarded.
i grew mushrooms at the house once and my dad found out and he said he did not approve but he let me do it anyway. since he was so nice to have done that i only did it once. if people give respect and reason with people then they will get it back. thats how i work anyway.

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