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Havent read entire thread for time reasons, but have you heard the Art Bell interview with that Texas hunter? I went from skeptical to believing just like that..
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: Abuse]
#17410226 - 12/17/12 11:55 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Abuse said: Havent read entire thread for time reasons, but have you heard the Art Bell interview with that Texas hunter? I went from skeptical to believing just like that..

I'll check it out ASAP! I was a hardcore skeptic too, but once it happens to you you can't deny it. The hardest part is that people think you're bullshitting when you really aren't embellishing anything. I think they're out there. People claim shit bout bones and bodies and so on, but when it comes down to it, where are the bear skeletons? Lion skeletons? These are big cretures with big bones. That's a lot of marrow! I'd eat it if I were a smaller forest creature. Nothing goes to waste out there. Nature recycles everything and given the theoretical numbers applied to bigfoots it makes sense that people don't find bodies. Just the sheer size of wilderness areas where sasquatches are reported to live is staggeringly large. The chances of finding a fresh carcass out there is next to imposible. And who's to even say they don't dispose od their dead in a formal way? The truth is we don't know any of it for sure. The fact of the matter is that some wierd shit happened to me out there.Some shit that I cannot explain even as an avid and seasoned outdoorsman/hunter.
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Abuse said: Havent read entire thread for time reasons, but have you heard the Art Bell interview with that Texas hunter? I went from skeptical to believing just like that..

I'll check it out ASAP! I was a hardcore skeptic too, but once it happens to you you can't deny it. The hardest part is that people think you're bullshitting when you really aren't embellishing anything. I think they're out there. People claim shit bout bones and bodies and so on, but when it comes down to it, where are the bear skeletons? Lion skeletons? These are big cretures with big bones. That's a lot of marrow! I'd eat it if I were a smaller forest creature. Nothing goes to waste out there. Nature recycles everything and given the theoretical numbers applied to bigfoots it makes sense that people don't find bodies. Just the sheer size of wilderness areas where sasquatches are reported to live is staggeringly large. The chances of finding a fresh carcass out there is next to imposible. And who's to even say they don't dispose od their dead in a formal way? The truth is we don't know any of it for sure. The fact of the matter is that some wierd shit happened to me out there.Some shit that I cannot explain even as an avid and seasoned outdoorsman/hunter.
Bear bones are easy to find, even in acidic soil (if you know what you are looking for). I've went with early American experts on lots of trips into the forest, and bear bones are not hard to find at all (and I've gone in multiple states).
As for lions, whole different continent. We don't have bone eating vultures (in large amounts) or hyenas here in north america.
Bigfoot is a whole lot of bs.
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: poke_poke]
#17421656 - 12/20/12 11:32 AM (12 years, 29 days ago) |
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poke, that still doesn't explain the idea that the species might be intelligent enough to bury their dead. There is pictographical evidence that these creatures pre-date humans. It's totally concievable to me that they are far more intelligent than other great apes.
All speculation aside, Northern MN and southern Ontario have a large population of wolves. Wolves (like all canid species) will undoubtedly scavenge for food when no live prey is avaliable. We all know how much dogs love bones Perhaps the wolves are burying/eating the bigfoot bones. That, coupled with the expansive wildernesses wherein these creatures are reported and the supposed small numbers makes their existence totally likely.
Consider my personal experiences. The rock that was thrown at my canoe was too large to have been thrown 15 yards by a man. He would have needed a small catapult. Even with that, it was pitch black. I know it wasn't somebody screwing around with a catapult in a place that is only accessible by canoe or float plane. Bears don't throw rocks, and rocks don't fall from the sky (it wasn't a meteorite, I checked).
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GuruBushHippie said: poke, that still doesn't explain the idea that the species might be intelligent enough to bury their dead. There is pictographical evidence that these creatures pre-date humans. It's totally concievable to me that they are far more intelligent than other great apes.
All speculation aside, Northern MN and southern Ontario have a large population of wolves. Wolves (like all canid species) will undoubtedly scavenge for food when no live prey is avaliable. We all know how much dogs love bones Perhaps the wolves are burying/eating the bigfoot bones. That, coupled with the expansive wildernesses wherein these creatures are reported and the supposed small numbers makes their existence totally likely.
Consider my personal experiences. The rock that was thrown at my canoe was too large to have been thrown 15 yards by a man. He would have needed a small catapult. Even with that, it was pitch black. I know it wasn't somebody screwing around with a catapult in a place that is only accessible by canoe or float plane. Bears don't throw rocks, and rocks don't fall from the sky (it wasn't a meteorite, I checked).
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OK, that was too epic for me not to be a believer .
But really, the fact that a highly intelligent great ape is wandering around undiscovered is microscopic. We would know if they were there by now!
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: poke_poke]
#17426400 - 12/21/12 07:22 AM (12 years, 28 days ago) |
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We do know that they're there. I do.
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: stevoblue]
#17497853 - 01/04/13 04:03 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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damn guru, your stories would be enough to scare me out of the woods for a while.... especially the bear bag one. either some weird animal did that, or some creepy dude lurking in the woods by your campsite did.... not sure which is scarier
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I'm more afraid of mutated mountain folk.
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The most convincing report I've ever heard is Les Stroud's account of his encounter in Alaska. Stroud has spent years and years in wilderness areas all over the world. He knows his shit and that makes him extremely credible in my opinion. When I hear Les Stroud say he heard something and it wasn't a know animal of Alaska, I believe him.
The following is also very convincing for me. It's a real 911 call in Washington state and it's pretty creepy. You can just hear it in his voice. He's scared shitless.
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I'm more afraid of mutated mountain folk.
who else would the random people lurking about be?
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holy shit man so you think you flung your hand and hit something from your hammock i trust you and thats gotta be real as it gets, the sobbing freaks me out though like wtf rlly
lmao we should hang out and hunt it
but i have a question for you, on my most recent acid trip i was stargazing with a friend, we were checking out the downslope of the ski teams jump area and light didn't reach the bottom it was crazy as fuck man, we hike out and try to get back to our longboards and leave the place when we hear a shrill cry let out, sounds like girl getting murdered or raped. it stops us in our tracks another scream and then 3 so we book it because we're tripping and its freakin us out I even thought the screams were following us but why look back when youre trippin bawls and runnin for your life. some say it was a fishercat idek though sounded too human in the moment
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: Dough]
#17518323 - 01/08/13 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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Dough said: but i have a question for you, on my most recent acid trip i was stargazing with a friend, we were checking out the downslope of the ski teams jump area and light didn't reach the bottom it was crazy as fuck man, we hike out and try to get back to our longboards and leave the place when we hear a shrill cry let out, sounds like girl getting murdered or raped. it stops us in our tracks another scream and then 3 so we book it because we're tripping and its freakin us out I even thought the screams were following us but why look back when youre trippin bawls and runnin for your life. some say it was a fishercat idek though sounded too human in the moment
The fact that you were tripping makes it hard to really judge what you may have actually heard, but It's not uncommon for squatchers to claim that female bigfoots make a deafening screech. There have been a few of these screams recorded around the Olympic Peninsula in Washington.
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You're going to need a lot of beer.
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: trueze]
#17518764 - 01/08/13 06:17 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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trueze said: You're going to need a lot of beer.
No doubt about it.
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i thought the yiti likes schnapps? alc offering at the forests edge LMAO
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: Dough]
#17594939 - 01/23/13 04:20 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just make sure you share your beer and steaks with him
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: poke_poke]
#17599671 - 01/23/13 10:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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poke_poke said: Is Ranae an ugly woman or fairly attractive man? These questions remain to be answered.
Man I'd be wearin that shit out in a heartbeat.
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Re: I 'm gonna go squatchin' [Re: r00tuuu123]
#17600961 - 01/24/13 07:03 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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poke_poke said: Is Ranae an ugly woman or fairly attractive man? These questions remain to be answered.
Man I'd be wearin that shit out in a heartbeat.
I find her somewhat attractive simply because she's a woman who isn't afraid to go out in the bush after dark and attract the attention of large creatures. That's kinda hot.
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Man I'd be wearin that shit out in a heartbeat.
I find her somewhat attractive simply because she's a woman who isn't afraid to go out in the bush after dark and attract the attention of large creatures. That's kinda hot.
And she got the hot librarian look goin on.
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