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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koraks]
    #17407028 - 12/17/12 01:06 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

mine curves to the left


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: k00laid]
    #17407039 - 12/17/12 01:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, mine does to. What gives?

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koraks]
    #17407050 - 12/17/12 01:12 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Its just muscle irregularities that can be fixed with surgery lame or stretchers awesome

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94] * 2
    #17407104 - 12/17/12 01:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I don't feel mine needs fixing, I don't think it's broken :shrug:

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17407105 - 12/17/12 01:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Just be aware that there was a guy on here a while back who caused some serious damage with one of those stretcher things.  He basically broke his d and I'm not sure he ever fully recovered.

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Anonymous #94

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #17407172 - 12/17/12 01:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I always try for perfection.
As for hurting yourself on a stretcher he had to screw up badly , your supposed to keep a light stretch going for awhile nothing dangerous.

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17407179 - 12/17/12 01:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

To spare the awkwardness of someone I don't want seeing my dick ill just say my initals are sa2  :stoned:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17407187 - 12/17/12 01:45 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Im super skinny
and thats more than likely why i want a bigger dick and i every girl i have ever fucked has had a great time but for me it just isnt enough, and luckily i wont be doing surgery.
bath-mate.com
sizegenetics.com
both devices that are non invasive and will give me a bigger better looking cock, the size genetics is even know to cure penis curve





I am a female.  Your cock is fine, and the curve is perfect for hitting the g-spot.  Don't you dare go mutilating your member with any of this nonsense.

Also, Chris Rock does a funny bit about penis enhancing tool and pills, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.  He says if any of this shit actually worked it would be on the front page of every news paper:

BIG DICK PILLS


but they don't, so it's not.



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Anonymous #94

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #74]
    #17407316 - 12/17/12 02:10 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Well i have already invested money in it so i will continue
As for the curve its only hit the gspot if she is facing the left
Im pretty sure it works it just take a while.
Also fine is not good enough for me.
any thing less than the best is a felony

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17407447 - 12/17/12 02:38 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Also fine is not good enough for me.
any thing less than the best is a felony



:rolleyes:

goodluck ever being happy


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: k00laid]
    #17407458 - 12/17/12 02:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I can be happy not being the best but only if im working toward it or bettering myself, i know perfection doesnt exist but working towards it provides me with satisfaction

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94] * 1
    #17407470 - 12/17/12 02:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i know perfection doesnt exist but working towards it provides me with satisfaction




now this i can agree with.

but the idea of perfection being a bigger dick, i cannot agree with.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: k00laid]
    #17407484 - 12/17/12 02:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

No its just a step towards it for me
I know that im fucked in the head with some insecurity complex ive tried to overcome it but just getting a bigger dick  provided i can do it with the bathmate over time seems to be the right option for me

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17407493 - 12/17/12 02:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Here is the thread I was referring to:

Living alone, no future plans, and my dick is internally bleeding

Quote:

On top of all this I think something in my dick is leaking. About 5 months ago I heard about a penis enlargment teqnique called jelging. Which is basically consists of slowly stretching the penis every day over a period of a couple of months. Its supposed to lenthen the penis sort of like how aborigonal cultures stretch out various body parts. I'm average down there but just decided to experiment out of boredom.

It actually worked and slowly over time i noticed a half an inch in size. Then one day I got overzealus and pulled just a little to hard the next day I woke up and my penis was cold and numb and retracted as if I was in a cold pool.

Its been three months now and my penis seems to be permanetly damaged. I can still get erections but I have a severe loss of sensetivity. and slight discoloration.

I've been to a couple urologists about this and they are pretty clueless and basically are like wow that sucks I don't know what to tell you.




:shockandawe: Be careful, not something I'd mess around with.  Hope poptart got it working again!

Edited by moonrockmushy (12/17/12 02:49 PM)

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #17407538 - 12/17/12 02:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I barely jelq and when i do i do it lightly like i said i use the bathmate which has a specific pressure that is safe.

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17408327 - 12/17/12 05:38 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
RAte my cock please





I know they call it choking the chicken, but that is just a euphemism, not a suggested technique.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #17408336 - 12/17/12 05:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Here is the thread I was referring to:

Living alone, no future plans, and my dick is internally bleeding

Quote:

On top of all this I think something in my dick is leaking. About 5 months ago I heard about a penis enlargment teqnique called jelging. Which is basically consists of slowly stretching the penis every day over a period of a couple of months. Its supposed to lenthen the penis sort of like how aborigonal cultures stretch out various body parts. I'm average down there but just decided to experiment out of boredom.

It actually worked and slowly over time i noticed a half an inch in size. Then one day I got overzealus and pulled just a little to hard the next day I woke up and my penis was cold and numb and retracted as if I was in a cold pool.

Its been three months now and my penis seems to be permanetly damaged. I can still get erections but I have a severe loss of sensetivity. and slight discoloration.

I've been to a couple urologists about this and they are pretty clueless and basically are like wow that sucks I don't know what to tell you.




:shockandawe: Be careful, not something I'd mess around with.  Hope poptart got it working again!




Seriously, that was posted by someone called "poptart?" I don't know why that is funny, but it is.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #17408349 - 12/17/12 05:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
To spare the awkwardness of someone I don't want seeing my dick ill just say my initals are sa2  :stoned:





Your last name starts with a "2"?

And nice dick, Mr. 2. Cute tummy as well.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (12/17/12 05:45 PM)

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #17408569 - 12/17/12 06:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
To spare the awkwardness of someone I don't want seeing my dick ill just say my initals are sa2  :stoned:





Your last name starts with a "2"?

And nice dick, Mr. 2. Cute tummy as well.




I meant my user name.  Thanks.

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #17408651 - 12/17/12 06:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
To spare the awkwardness of someone I don't want seeing my dick ill just say my initals are sa2  :stoned:





Your last name starts with a "2"?

And nice dick, Mr. 2. Cute tummy as well.




I meant my user name.  Thanks.




I know. I was just kidding.
About the name, not the body and parts.


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