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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: yogabunny]
    #17387043 - 12/13/12 05:30 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: now it all makes sense :hehehe:

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: yogabunny]
    #17387099 - 12/13/12 05:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
so let me see if i have this straight.  you find women who post pictures of themselves on this forum "disgusting and trashy", amiright?



:bunny:




not me... luv the ladies.

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: yogabunny]
    #17387106 - 12/13/12 05:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
so let me see if i have this straight.  you find women who post pictures of themselves on this forum "disgusting and trashy", amiright?



:bunny:




i also find some of them extremely annoying :highfive:

and FYI it's just the disgusting and trashy ones I find disgusting.

also, you completely misundestood my point, but I didn't expect any different from you.

unless you have a cock to show yoga I suggest you move along!


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #17387203 - 12/13/12 05:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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I have a weird taste in women. The mere fact that they were posting pictures online for a bunch of horny virgins attributes to me finding them gross. I find all celebrity's and women on TV completely disgusting.







and hey - the feeling is QUITE mutual.    :highfive:


carry on fellas!


:bunnypeace:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: yogabunny]
    #17387920 - 12/13/12 07:58 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You're still reading it and taking it the wrong way :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: pfxtc]
    #17387941 - 12/13/12 08:03 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Wow... the tension...

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KS_funguy]
    #17392008 - 12/14/12 02:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You could almost cut it with a... cock ... lol

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KS_funguy]
    #17392206 - 12/14/12 03:03 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

KS_funguy said:
Wow... the tension... you could almost cut it with a... cock





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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: ClaudeRains]
    #17400445 - 12/16/12 08:37 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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ClaudeRains said:
Quote:

KS_funguy said:
Wow... the tension... you could almost cut it with a... cock









Bahahaha!  That totally is what was going through my head when I wrote that, too.  :highfive:

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Anonymous #94

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KS_funguy]
    #17403802 - 12/16/12 07:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

RAte my cock please

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17404038 - 12/16/12 08:25 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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Anonymous #95

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KillerSpores]
    #17404533 - 12/16/12 09:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
RAte my cock please





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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #95]
    #17405771 - 12/17/12 05:58 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Dunno about a numeric rating or anything, but it sure isn't SMALL. 

:asianofapproval:

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Anonymous #94

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: KS_funguy]
    #17405894 - 12/17/12 07:07 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Well it's nice to hear that
Maybe I'm just super insecure but I need a bigger dick and I'm willing to and am working and paying for a bigger one

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Anonymous #84

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17405931 - 12/17/12 07:24 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno man, seen some dudes in porn who have obviously had it done and it looks pretty disfiguring IMO.

No homo or anything, but you seem to have exactly what everyone else has got. I wouldn't worry about it, risk the disfigurement or waste the money if I were you. Porn makes the average dude feel like they've got a small cock when it's a pretty unrealistic standard.

I didn't think mine was that big either and was insecure until I measured it and saw what other Shroomery guys measure, as well as the four seasons international survey. I'm in the upper echelons in length (7-8.5" depending on variables in next paragraph) but I'm average in thickness. We're all slightly different dude, but we're not all that different!

I don't know what your body type is, but when I was 165lb I actually seemed to gain a bit of length and measured 8.5" once. Now that I'm a lot bigger than that, I haven't measured the same - maybe 7.5" absolute max. You'd be surprised what losing a bit of weight can do for it - I suppose it doesn't get longer though, more that you're skinnier and measuring from closer to your pelvis.

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Anonymous #94

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #84]
    #17406050 - 12/17/12 08:19 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Im super skinny
and thats more than likely why i want a bigger dick and i every girl i have ever fucked has had a great time but for me it just isnt enough, and luckily i wont be doing surgery.
bath-mate.com
sizegenetics.com
both devices that are non invasive and will give me a bigger better looking cock, the size genetics is even know to cure penis curve

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17406173 - 12/17/12 09:12 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

What are you talking about "cure" curve? Your junk curves up. That is where the G-spot is.


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Anonymous #94

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: automan]
    #17406175 - 12/17/12 09:13 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

My dick curves to the left.
Extenders that stretch muscle stretch one side more until they are even.

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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #94]
    #17406615 - 12/17/12 11:21 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Mine is completely straight to the T. I have always wondered if curving is common.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: automan]
    #17406694 - 12/17/12 11:42 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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automan said:
What are you talking about "cure" curve? Your junk curves up. That is where the G-spot is.



Well, at least you've just proven you don't spend much time looking at dicks :lol:

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