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OfflineMOE.shrooms
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heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing
    #1739413 - 07/22/03 09:32 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

O mycellia strandy and white
Grow me a mushroom if you may
Grow me a mushroom if you might
Gently fruit forth into this violent world

So I can chew you and eat you
You can make me trip
Then when your done
I'll turn you to shit
It's natural for me
It's lovely for you
Everybody knows
Mushrooms like poo

Yes when your done
I'll turn you to shit
cause thats what you love
You grow on it

The End................Moe.shrooms  :heart:


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This land is my land....and this sand is my sand.....and this band is my band....Ohhh the lonely boys "Roger Waters" Towers Of Faith


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1739447 - 07/22/03 09:43 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

awww that was touching heheh j/k

that was a pretty good poem till you got into the shit part then it was just gross hahaha

but still I give it 4 thumbs up :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: Psilocybin_monkey]
    #1739456 - 07/22/03 09:45 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

nature calls!


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1739465 - 07/22/03 09:47 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

hahahaha


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1739471 - 07/22/03 09:50 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

A nice poem but not exactly cultivation.


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: Traveler311]
    #1739494 - 07/22/03 09:54 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I beg to differ. This is a poem for the purposes of spiritual connection and stimulation of fruiting fungi!


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1739501 - 07/22/03 09:57 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

You have way too much time on your hands... :confused:


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1739506 - 07/22/03 09:58 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MOE.shrooms said:
I beg to differ. This is a poem for the purposes of spiritual connection and stimulation of fruiting fungi!




I agree!


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: shakta]
    #1739515 - 07/22/03 10:00 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I LIKE IT!


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: shakta]
    #1739522 - 07/22/03 10:03 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

ya know mabyee monkey is right about the shit part. But on the other hand I pondered long and hard about why should the shrooms do anything for me. At first I thought well they shouldnt, hell they are just going to be consumed by a big hairy beastie 50,000 times there size. But then it occured to me that they will one day become my bowel movement. And then they will be jetisend into a huge steel tank filled with water and shit...... what more could they ask for!


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1739572 - 07/22/03 10:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Just tell them you will make prints and spread their spores. That is what they want anyway.


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: shakta]
    #1739663 - 07/22/03 10:44 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

it is difficult to understand the soul of a poet .
that's what drives them to become poets, and also why so few understand . :nut:


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: shakta]
    #1740033 - 07/23/03 01:01 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

shakta said:
Just tell them you will make prints and spread their spores. That is what they want anyway.




Exactly what happenned when I grew (in a past life, of course).


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: neutralizer]
    #1740669 - 07/23/03 11:39 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I must have done some bad shit in my past lives


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1740782 - 07/23/03 12:17 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

RISE FORTH O MAGNIFICENT CHILDREN ......... OF THE POOP
BE PLENTIFUL
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR CONSUMPTION
SHARE WITH ME THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNIVERSE UNKNOWN TO MOST .
Trip n D


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: MOE.shrooms]
    #1741259 - 07/23/03 03:17 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

one tub to keep them all,
one to grow and find them.
one tub to dry them all
and into capsules grind them.

:lol: sk :kiss: 


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: shirley knott]
    #1741317 - 07/23/03 03:35 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

This poem fills my heart with joy like tape worms wigglin in poop :smile:  i like it and the poop part was just fine with me.


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Re: heres a poem I wrote to recite to my shrooms after birthing [Re: FallenShroom]
    #1773459 - 08/02/03 06:58 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

JUST BRINGING IT BACK IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME


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