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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #17284125 - 11/26/12 11:28 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
My story is the most traumatic.

I once witnessed... get this... a story about sex stories where the OP didn't know how to spell "stories".

I may never recover.





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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: koraks]
    #17284140 - 11/26/12 11:31 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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koraks said:
You get a limp dick from 'storys'?




Funny, I don't recall saying that.


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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #17284154 - 11/26/12 11:33 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I put the words right into your mouth.

Just words :wink:


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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: koraks]
    #17284243 - 11/26/12 11:49 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

As long as it's just the words.


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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #17286517 - 11/26/12 06:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

So me, a girl I knew, and her ex were out in the woods. She starts getting horny, and then, because we we teenagers, I challenge the ex to "rock paper scissors" to have sex with her. I won.
Anyway, at three minutes in, she takes a call on her cell phone. I keep going. At minute five, I cum.
Ten minutes after we had sex, I call my mom to pick me up.
Never talked to her again.


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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: Haffenreffer]
    #17286654 - 11/26/12 07:07 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Got locked in a mental hospital.
Suicidal Girl with beautiful eyes that told me god loves me befriended me.
I moved in with her.
We slept in the same bed the night we were moving in on her little mattress.
I started kissing her neck when I woke up in the middle of the night.
She immediately took off her pants.
I swear she had gained like 50 lbs since we were in the psych ward together.  But I was like...  'mmm...  nah...'
I massaged her clit and almost made her cum then started fucking her...
I started out on top and she felt super good but she just didn't really turn me on.
So I went down on her and started fingering her g-spot and she was fucking shaking and moaning and taking little short breaths.
I sucked on her clit and fingered her then just stopped.
Didn't know what to do.
Wasn't turned on.  Didn't want to fuck her.  She was so attractive in the mental hospital.  But when I was with her, even though she seemed to be enjoying herself, I wasn't.
I got up and washed off my dick and went back to sleep.

I talked to 'the voices' non stop...  She got a restraining order, took me to court and told a judge, then broke the lease and her dad showed up and moved her out.  Left me with all the bills.


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Anonymous #4

Re: horrible sex storys [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #17287746 - 11/26/12 10:50 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

i had sex in my friend's guest room at a party one time. and i mean like really going at it all sweaty. it turns out the bed was made up for a mutual female friend of ours. my friend and our female friend thought it was hilarious, but his wife at the time was a little pissed. not really bad but still, pissed.

but then my friend's wife's cute, kinda slutty younger sister sends me this random text a couple of days later about how she found the condom in the garbage can that day and was kinda "thinkin of me". i haven't hit it yet but i'd like to if things were all in the clear, which they were not at the time.


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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #17289866 - 11/27/12 10:59 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

This is very hard to talk about but here it goes:sad:

My last girlfriend turned out to have some serious psychological problems along with addiction problems...She was manipulative and very abusive when she didnt get what she wanted. I had a suspicion she was trying to get pregnant but she insisted that she knew her cycle so well that shes never gotten pregnant. We had sex many many time but only 2-3 times at most I was able to climax inside her because I was SO SO scared about getting her pregnant. Well we were in an argument and she calls me up and tells me shes pregnant. When I got home, she wanted to go to the hospital because she was bleeding more than normal. She ended up having a miscarriage. When we got home from the hospital and I laid with her and comforted her... the LAST thing I wanted to do was have sex. She said she wanted to have sex but I could tell in her voice that she was NOT horny, which I found very strange... To avoid another huge fight, I ended up having sex because she insisted that she was horny(although it was clear she wasn't and was possibly traumatized over what happened).. Mid-sex(and this wasn't the first time), we got into a huge argument... I pulled out, and there was blood everywhere and all over me... Because she was yelling at me, and I was so frustrated and emotionally distraught, I said something about the blood, and while she stormed out of the room to clean herself... she said "this is the blood of you DEAD baby"

Im still a little traumatized over the whole experience, she even blamed me for the miscarriage a few time afterwords, claiming I caused her so much stress and anxiety, that I was the reason she had a miscarriage. Even though I was by her side the ENTIRE relationship... and I did EVERYTHING she told me to do... I was SO nice and SO kind even though she was the most hurtful, manipulative human being I have EVER met... I knew it was because she had serious mental problems and she was also heavily abusing amphetamines.. But She NEVER apologized about it... In fact she never apologized for ANY hurtful thing she did... The lying, the cheating... nothing:sad:


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Re: horrible sex storys [Re: danlennon3]
    #17291410 - 11/27/12 03:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Eeesh.:sad:


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