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OfflineGuruBushHippie
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: underfliptown]
    #17041975 - 10/16/12 01:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

You know that sensation when you first open a bottle of 101 proof bourbon and the smeel burn your nostrils a little bit as a shiver of pure joy runs through your body? That just happened  :awesomenod: drinking on Virgin Bourbon the rest of the day and night (or until I get too wasted an pass the fuck out) Cheers everyone!


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17041990 - 10/16/12 01:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I hate to sound cliche, but:

I don't always drink hard, but when I do I fucking go all out and pee in the bar, hit on 55 year old women, get thrown out, and act a damn fool. That's why I don't always drink often.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: XUL]
    #17042017 - 10/16/12 01:35 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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I hate to sound cliche, but:

I don't always drink hard, but when I do I fucking go all out and pee in the bar, hit on 55 year old women, get thrown out, and act a damn fool. That's why I don't always drink often.



You sir, sound like someone I could throw down with  :murray:


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042041 - 10/16/12 01:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

maybe everything but the peeing on the bar


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042048 - 10/16/12 01:41 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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maybe everything but the peeing on the bar



That's the fun part. Later you piss on the 55 year olds. It gets better and better until you eventually piss on yourself.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042147 - 10/16/12 01:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
maybe everything but the peeing on the bar



That's the fun part. Later you piss on the 55 year olds. It gets better and better until you eventually piss on yourself.



Yaaa.... no


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042188 - 10/16/12 02:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
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unknown1123 said:
maybe everything but the peeing on the bar



That's the fun part. Later you piss on the 55 year olds. It gets better and better until you eventually piss on yourself.



Yaaa.... no



Some drinker you are. Live a little.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042305 - 10/16/12 02:23 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
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unknown1123 said:
maybe everything but the peeing on the bar



That's the fun part. Later you piss on the 55 year olds. It gets better and better until you eventually piss on yourself.



Yaaa.... no



Some drinker you are. Live a little.



Hahaha would love to cheers shots with you and see if you're still sucking your moms tit or not. :lol:


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042430 - 10/16/12 02:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I could drink most people on this site under the table :mel: seriously though, I don't fuck around when it comes to drinking. I drink way too much, and way too often.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042438 - 10/16/12 02:45 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042543 - 10/16/12 02:59 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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:lol:



Don't laugh at my alcoholism  :cryariver: It's a disease you know!


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042562 - 10/16/12 03:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah every real man has it, doesn't cry about it, and can handle his shit when the time comes. :crankey:

Whats your hardest nights of drinking like?


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042589 - 10/16/12 03:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah every real man has it, doesn't cry about it, and can handle his shit when the time comes. :crankey:

Whats your hardest nights of drinking like?



I don't remember most of em. Typically it results in me waking up with an empty fifth of bourbon and needing to take a massive shit.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042595 - 10/16/12 03:08 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
maybe everything but the peeing on the bar



That's the fun part. Later you piss on the 55 year olds. It gets better and better until you eventually piss on yourself.




hahaha so true... :feelsweirdman:

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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042611 - 10/16/12 03:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

You're liver would fail in the pre-game.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123] * 1
    #17042625 - 10/16/12 03:12 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Im sorry guys i could outdrink both of you

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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042632 - 10/16/12 03:12 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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:rofl:

You're liver would fail in the pre-game.



:callingbullshit:


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042666 - 10/16/12 03:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Well in that case, where do you guys live (general area)? I like to drink with people that love to get drunk.

I'm middle east coast.

If we're relatively around the same area we could meet up get some hotel rooms and go to the local watering hole after a nice lil pregame sesh in the room so it doesn't get $500-700 dollar bar tab range.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: unknown1123]
    #17042678 - 10/16/12 03:19 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Well in that case, where do you guys live (general area)? I like to drink with people that love to get drunk.

I'm middle east coast.

If we're relatively around the same area we could meet up get some hotel rooms and go to the local watering hole after a nice lil pregame sesh in the room so it doesn't get $500-700 dollar bar tab range.



Middle east coast! I'm in NC, that's pretty close to the middle.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #17042689 - 10/16/12 03:21 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Well in that case, where do you guys live (general area)? I like to drink with people that love to get drunk.

I'm middle east coast.

If we're relatively around the same area we could meet up get some hotel rooms and go to the local watering hole after a nice lil pregame sesh in the room so it doesn't get $500-700 dollar bar tab range.



Middle east coast! I'm in NC, that's pretty close to the middle.



Not far from me man. Lets see where underflippin is at. we should all get on a three way chat or something to see whats good


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