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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17010604 - 10/11/12 08:55 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

did you know that aegilops is the longest english word spelled in alphabetical order?

what is your favorite kind of mushroom?

fuck one, marry one, kill one... your wife ten years ago, your present day wife, and a mosquito trying to suck on your hand.

do you like stuffed shells?

what is your favorite disney movie?

How cool would it be to play paintball in a walmart?

What tricks can your dogs do?

is it weird that i know you have a wife and 2 dogs?

if i've already eaten breakfast and realize that about an hour later i'm still hungry, should i make toast or a sandwich?

in that last question did i place that comma in the right spot?

how many video games have you beaten?

are you good at drawing penises?

who is your favorite athlete?

how many of these questions have already been asked to you?

can you think the pronunciation of the letter M without moving any mouth muscles?

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17010611 - 10/11/12 08:56 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

when you take a shit, do you put your legs up on the magazine stand or do you poo normally?


i usually put my legs up so my anus is more aligned with the toilet so my poo flows out more consistently so as if you were sitting normally.

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011055 - 10/11/12 10:44 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Why Zimmerman?

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: citricacidx] * 1
    #17011264 - 10/11/12 11:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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citricacidx said:
What's your favorite way to torture someone and why?




do you have any idea how sensitive the inside of your mouth is. it contains a
lot of nerve endings and whether the device is sharp or dull it inflicts a
great deal of pain and the really nice part is that the marks really dont show
and really it's not done for anything more than a warm up for yourself and
a preview of what's to come for your 'patient'


once it's time to step up the pain it's always good to start with fingers
and toes, not a bad idea to start with breaking the fingers before you
resort to crushing them and eventually clipping them off with some pruning
shears, make sure you stop the bleeding by cauterizing the wounds with a
propane torch

now that we're on the subject of blood, it's not a bad idea to start taking
some skin, start with a small piece, an inch or so wide by around 3 inches
long, take it off by making an incision with a sharp scalpel and do it on
the thigh so they can see what you're doing, once you've made just 3
primary cuts, start with the pliers until you get to the end of the incision
and then start pulling the still attached skin until it comes free. take a
few more pieces from other parts such as the chest, arms and neck becore
removing all the skin from their face, for some reason people are really
sensitive about their face being removed and always remember to stop the
bleeding, you may need to make use of an IV with saline and other things to
keep them alive, after all, it's not really torture if they die quickly and
you really want this to last for days. just a reminder, when they start
confessing all their crimes and what ever else they think you want to know,
tell them to STFU, that you're not interested in their life story, that
you're doing all this to make your dick hard. it seems the worst thing in
the world is to have someone torture you without ever asking a question,
that they dont want to know anything, they tend t be far more forthcoming
with the truth




of course I wouldnt know about this stuff but I still contend that
waterboarding isnt torture, it's simply an interrogation technique

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011287 - 10/11/12 11:39 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That was awesome!:likeaboss:


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011290 - 10/11/12 11:40 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:uh:

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Dork]
    #17011308 - 10/11/12 11:44 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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did you know that aegilops is the longest english word spelled in alphabetical order?




I did not know that

what is your favorite kind of mushroom?

I like many of them, dont really have a favorite

fuck one, marry one, kill one... your wife ten years ago, your present day wife, and a mosquito trying to suck on your hand.

YES, all three to all three

do you like stuffed shells?

like a stuffed oyster shell, only in the form of oysters rockefeller

what is your favorite disney movie?

I dont know


How cool would it be to play paintball in a walmart?

pretty fucking cool as long as they're well stocked on paintballs and gas

What tricks can your dogs do?

she can bite me really hard when I pick on my kids

is it weird that i know you have a wife and 2 dogs?

I dont have a wife and I have 4 dogs


if i've already eaten breakfast and realize that about an hour later i'm still hungry, should i make toast or a sandwich?



make a sammich on toast, 2 birds/one stone


in that last question did i place that comma in the right spot?

yes

how many video games have you beaten?

several but I'm not much on video games

are you good at drawing penises?

I can draw a crudely drawn cock pretty well

who is your favorite athlete?

one you're probably never heard of because he's so underground /hipster

how many of these questions have already been asked to you?

a bunch

can you think the pronunciation of the letter M without moving any mouth muscles?

MmmmHmmmm

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: KILTRO]
    #17011327 - 10/11/12 11:47 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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KILTRO said:
when you take a shit, do you put your legs up on the magazine stand or do you poo normally?




I do not have a magazine stand and I also make my shits quick. I torpedo the tidybowl man and I'm out ASAP


Quote:

i usually put my legs up so my anus is more aligned with the toilet so my poo flows out more consistently so as if you were sitting normally.




well that's just lovely

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011328 - 10/11/12 11:47 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Do you think the world is ending on 12/12/2012?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #17011333 - 10/11/12 11:47 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Why Zimmerman?





because the media was on a witch hunt and felt that zimmerman was white instead of hispanic

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: blackhawk]
    #17011337 - 10/11/12 11:49 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Do you think the world is ending on 12/12/2012?





absolutely not

Quote:

blackhawk said:
That was awesome!:likeaboss:




I' probably not the guy people want to wrong, I'm very glad that I'm a pacifist

burning flesh smells bad

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011340 - 10/11/12 11:49 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Are you scared of what might happen on 12/12/2012?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #17011344 - 10/11/12 11:51 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Are you scared of what might happen on 12/12/2012?





no, I'm more afraid of what will happen on 12/13/2012 because I know my
mother will be expecting a gift for her birthday

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011401 - 10/11/12 12:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Is your mom worried about 12/12/2012, if she knows about it?


How about your dad?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #17011423 - 10/11/12 12:04 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Is your mom worried about 12/12/2012, if she knows about it?




nope, she's not worried about it, seem that 12/12/2012 is going to be
uneventful, 12/21/2012 could be a different story if you're into that crap


Quote:

How about your dad?




he's probably not concerned since he's dead

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011507 - 10/11/12 12:20 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Why did you say your dad is "probably" not concerned?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #17011560 - 10/11/12 12:31 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

because the dead guy probably isnt concerned about any given date, I cant say
in all certainty he isnt because I didnt ask him recently since he's been
dead for more than a decade

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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011583 - 10/11/12 12:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Who are you voting for this election pris?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #17011617 - 10/11/12 12:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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RonaldFuckingPaul said:
Who are you voting for this election pris?




I'm voting for the presidential candidate deserving of my support



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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #17011794 - 10/11/12 01:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I had to take out my vodka from the freezer because we have too much food.  Is the vodka fine for a few days sitting out in room temperature?


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