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Dork
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did you know that aegilops is the longest english word spelled in alphabetical order?
what is your favorite kind of mushroom?
fuck one, marry one, kill one... your wife ten years ago, your present day wife, and a mosquito trying to suck on your hand.
do you like stuffed shells?
what is your favorite disney movie?
How cool would it be to play paintball in a walmart?
What tricks can your dogs do?
is it weird that i know you have a wife and 2 dogs?
if i've already eaten breakfast and realize that about an hour later i'm still hungry, should i make toast or a sandwich?
in that last question did i place that comma in the right spot?
how many video games have you beaten?
are you good at drawing penises?
who is your favorite athlete?
how many of these questions have already been asked to you?
can you think the pronunciation of the letter M without moving any mouth muscles?
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KILTRO
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when you take a shit, do you put your legs up on the magazine stand or do you poo normally?
i usually put my legs up so my anus is more aligned with the toilet so my poo flows out more consistently so as if you were sitting normally.
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Why Zimmerman?
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citricacidx said: What's your favorite way to torture someone and why?
do you have any idea how sensitive the inside of your mouth is. it contains a lot of nerve endings and whether the device is sharp or dull it inflicts a great deal of pain and the really nice part is that the marks really dont show and really it's not done for anything more than a warm up for yourself and a preview of what's to come for your 'patient'
once it's time to step up the pain it's always good to start with fingers and toes, not a bad idea to start with breaking the fingers before you resort to crushing them and eventually clipping them off with some pruning shears, make sure you stop the bleeding by cauterizing the wounds with a propane torch
now that we're on the subject of blood, it's not a bad idea to start taking some skin, start with a small piece, an inch or so wide by around 3 inches long, take it off by making an incision with a sharp scalpel and do it on the thigh so they can see what you're doing, once you've made just 3 primary cuts, start with the pliers until you get to the end of the incision and then start pulling the still attached skin until it comes free. take a few more pieces from other parts such as the chest, arms and neck becore removing all the skin from their face, for some reason people are really sensitive about their face being removed and always remember to stop the bleeding, you may need to make use of an IV with saline and other things to keep them alive, after all, it's not really torture if they die quickly and you really want this to last for days. just a reminder, when they start confessing all their crimes and what ever else they think you want to know, tell them to STFU, that you're not interested in their life story, that you're doing all this to make your dick hard. it seems the worst thing in the world is to have someone torture you without ever asking a question, that they dont want to know anything, they tend t be far more forthcoming with the truth
of course I wouldnt know about this stuff but I still contend that waterboarding isnt torture, it's simply an interrogation technique
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That was awesome!
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Dork
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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Dork]
#17011308 - 10/11/12 11:44 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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did you know that aegilops is the longest english word spelled in alphabetical order?
I did not know that
what is your favorite kind of mushroom?
I like many of them, dont really have a favorite
fuck one, marry one, kill one... your wife ten years ago, your present day wife, and a mosquito trying to suck on your hand.
YES, all three to all three
do you like stuffed shells?
like a stuffed oyster shell, only in the form of oysters rockefeller
what is your favorite disney movie?
I dont know
How cool would it be to play paintball in a walmart?
pretty fucking cool as long as they're well stocked on paintballs and gas
What tricks can your dogs do?
she can bite me really hard when I pick on my kids
is it weird that i know you have a wife and 2 dogs?
I dont have a wife and I have 4 dogs
if i've already eaten breakfast and realize that about an hour later i'm still hungry, should i make toast or a sandwich?
make a sammich on toast, 2 birds/one stone
in that last question did i place that comma in the right spot?
yes
how many video games have you beaten?
several but I'm not much on video games
are you good at drawing penises?
I can draw a crudely drawn cock pretty well
who is your favorite athlete?
one you're probably never heard of because he's so underground /hipster
how many of these questions have already been asked to you?
a bunch
can you think the pronunciation of the letter M without moving any mouth muscles?
MmmmHmmmm
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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: KILTRO]
#17011327 - 10/11/12 11:47 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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KILTRO said: when you take a shit, do you put your legs up on the magazine stand or do you poo normally?
I do not have a magazine stand and I also make my shits quick. I torpedo the tidybowl man and I'm out ASAP
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i usually put my legs up so my anus is more aligned with the toilet so my poo flows out more consistently so as if you were sitting normally.
well that's just lovely
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Do you think the world is ending on 12/12/2012?
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MisterMuscaria said: Why Zimmerman?
because the media was on a witch hunt and felt that zimmerman was white instead of hispanic
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Do you think the world is ending on 12/12/2012?
absolutely not
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blackhawk said: That was awesome!
I' probably not the guy people want to wrong, I'm very glad that I'm a pacifist
burning flesh smells bad
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Are you scared of what might happen on 12/12/2012?
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Are you scared of what might happen on 12/12/2012?
no, I'm more afraid of what will happen on 12/13/2012 because I know my mother will be expecting a gift for her birthday
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Is your mom worried about 12/12/2012, if she knows about it?
How about your dad?
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Is your mom worried about 12/12/2012, if she knows about it?
nope, she's not worried about it, seem that 12/12/2012 is going to be uneventful, 12/21/2012 could be a different story if you're into that crap
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How about your dad?
he's probably not concerned since he's dead
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Why did you say your dad is "probably" not concerned?
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Prisoner#1
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because the dead guy probably isnt concerned about any given date, I cant say in all certainty he isnt because I didnt ask him recently since he's been dead for more than a decade
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Who are you voting for this election pris?
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RonaldFuckingPaul said: Who are you voting for this election pris?
I'm voting for the presidential candidate deserving of my support
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I had to take out my vodka from the freezer because we have too much food. Is the vodka fine for a few days sitting out in room temperature?
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