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OfflineMojo_Risin
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Registered: 03/31/01
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~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~
    #1696131 - 07/08/03 12:42 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Yo Yo Yo
Whats the dillio
Ya besta know if ya know
Cause i'z gots ta go

My name is Max
So get the fax
I pay no tax
When my bathtub is dirty
My momma uses ajax!
So sit back,
Relax,
Have some cracker jacks
As i play the sax,
Because my name is
Mr. Mad Max!

Did this little bit around the time i was 12 years of age...good times :cool:

lets here your tune, winner gets a virtual high 5..Yeah!


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Fear    attracts  energy  that can expose one to be coerced. Learn to overcome fear and develop enlightenment.


Freedom Equality Justice (3 of 12 Jewels of Life)

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Offlineburt_peso
williepunch-a-bitch
Registered: 09/09/02
Posts: 279
Loc: slap-a-hoe tribe
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
    #1696382 - 07/08/03 02:56 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

burt_peso
bustin shots and layin low
I stepped up on tha stage and stole the whole show.

but dont approach me wrong
little kids call me smokemon
cuase tha blunts i light set off smoke alarms
and i got me a gun big as oprahs arm
and i know a old lady thatll choke your mom


an attitude is what i dont walk without
cuz im tha timeport u used to talk about
peso tha man and never been in japan
got a japanese bitch wit my dick in her hand
skunk i blow
then off to tha trunk i go
pull tha pump out slow
then dump out 4
im tha kid that tha streets raised
and ill make three ways out a bitches pj's
and smack tha shit out tha dj
if he dont give none of my shit a replay

coke to flush and yall fools joke too much
and my gun got cancer cause it smoke to much
i smoke tha dutch low
and gets out of control
cause im that down south cat they call peso.





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you remind me of something i stepped in and i dont like the smell of it.


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OfflineStrumpling
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Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 6 years, 2 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: burt_peso]
    #1696446 - 07/08/03 03:28 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Strumpling Strumpling, bo-bumpling, bananna fanna fo-fumpling, me my moe mumpling... STRUMP-LING!


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE


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Offlinerommstein2001
Rise ye Must!
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Registered: 05/10/01
Posts: 3,182
Loc: South GA
Last seen: 4 months, 25 days
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Strumpling]
    #1698053 - 07/09/03 01:30 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

You stole me freestyle, strump! That's wack nigga.

rommstein, he's all cool and shit
and he can masturbate with spit
word
dog
what what what?
he can shoot holes in niggas heads
and he has a lot of cash...feds(hey it rhymes, stfu!)
and he drives a humma
and sells crack
word


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OfflineKenny Bus
The enlightend

Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 321
Loc: ontario
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: rommstein2001]
    #1698097 - 07/09/03 01:42 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

yo can i bust a rhyme next?
they call me kenny bus, i'm the best
my cannibus will pass any test
when you bust i be wearing a vest
you can trust i'm always pretecting my chest
you might aswell just let the rest leave
cause you better believe i'm the one to invest



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KB


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OfflineTurd
Dr. Rock

Registered: 01/21/03
Posts: 1,909
Loc: Vulva, WA
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Kenny Bus]
    #1698139 - 07/09/03 01:57 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

The name is Turd
and I don't roll with the herd
I strike out on my own
beat the path all alone
trips fly through my brain
as I ride on a train
to a land insane

I fly through space
destroying planets without a trace
the starlight shines on my face
as I create a new place
in my mind to retreat
and contemplate the beat
until I leave my humble seat
for the heavens I rise to greet


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OfflineStrumpling
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Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: rommstein2001]
    #1698445 - 07/09/03 03:41 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

dude that thing has been around since I was in grade-school


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In addition: SHPONGLE


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OfflinePantherionShroom
Nothing
Registered: 07/17/03
Posts: 41
Loc: I live in my own world!
Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Strumpling]
    #1796396 - 08/09/03 09:32 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Yo my name is Matt
I have a white cat
I dont wear a hat
Sometimes a eat a kit-kat
Im getting kinda of fat
My house is where Im at
My names not Nat
Its Matt~
Peace


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OfflineStrumpling
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Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 6 years, 2 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: PantherionShroom]
    #1796469 - 08/09/03 09:58 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

lol my name's Matt too :smile:

you forgot a couple of the basics of our moniker: Bat, Sat, and Rat.


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE


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OfflinePantherionShroom
Nothing
Registered: 07/17/03
Posts: 41
Loc: I live in my own world!
Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Strumpling]
    #1796532 - 08/09/03 10:25 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Hey thats cool, Haha one of my best friends is also named Matt. Anywanys about the poem, I was just trying to keep it short and simple but thanks for pointing that out to me, but its still a good rap eh?


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OfflinePantherionShroom
Nothing
Registered: 07/17/03
Posts: 41
Loc: I live in my own world!
Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: PantherionShroom]
    #1796554 - 08/09/03 10:35 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Arg! I couldnt resist it, so here it goes one more time, this one goes out to you Strumpling. Hahaha

Yo my name is Matt
dont get it confused with Nat
I have a pet cat
thats chopes of the head of rats
I get stoned and eat kit-kats
No wonder I'm getting so fat
Dont mess with me cuz I have a baseball bat
My house is where I'm at
You see that chair, thats were I once sat.
Enjoy! ~Later


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OfflinePeyoteZen
Russian Agent
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Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 17,310
Loc: White House
Last seen: 10 days, 23 hours
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: PantherionShroom]
    #1797412 - 08/10/03 06:11 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

peyotezens approaching when...
kids act wack and childish...like nickaloadean
the mic is roasting when...
i step into the vocal booth


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ISLAMIC MIGRANT CRIME WAVE COMING TO A GRANNSKAP NEAR YOU!


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OfflineJhadAgainstReality
the only thinglonger than myname is my penis

Registered: 06/18/03
Posts: 403
Loc: england
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: PeyoteZen]
    #1798408 - 08/10/03 04:38 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

They call me J against reality
against all forms of morality
eating shroomies left and right
and smoking pot sporadically
ive got more pot than iraqs not got bombs
im more crazy than a hundred mad saddams
i blow your shit up like hamas does jews
leave you smoking like rassi yousefs shoes
i partake in my entheogens, open up my mind
fuck this stupid war on drugs, you should do in kind


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"Listen Bush, i dont have any weapons. are you listening asshole? i dont have any fucking weapons! whats your problem, you fucking prick? Do you, like, WANT to go to war or something?! hey! whats all that laughter? whats so fucking funny?! Bush? BUSH! *click* Hello? HELLO?"


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Offlineshirley knott
not my real name
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
    #1798587 - 08/10/03 05:26 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

shirley shirley
gets up early
on a summer's day

shirley shirley
(never surly)
likes to run away

shirley shirley's
pubes are curly
comes from smoking pot

shirley shirley
is she girly?
call me shirley knott.

aiiiii :smile:    :cool: :spliff:  :crazy2:   


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buh


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OfflineKenny Bus
The enlightend

Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 321
Loc: ontario
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: shirley knott]
    #1798597 - 08/10/03 05:29 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

kenny bus
a friend you can trust
with messed up hair
and a stash we can share
is the man from the happy land
where he wants to stay


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KB


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InvisibleJared
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Registered: 04/23/01
Posts: 8,783
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
    #1799621 - 08/10/03 11:05 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Jared's my name, and I don't play games.
My brain is abstract, my ideas are insane.
So you ask.. whats my claim to fame? I haven't got one yet, I live life tame... all I want is respect.

So if you're deranged, a social reject, and your thinking is not of the norm, give me a call we'll party by drinking at my dorm. So linking words, and droping rhymes, i lay the thick lyrics just in the nick of time.

Sick is the description that most use, when describing the fear infeered by words infused, they hear sound: their ears abused... their minds used, spent, bent, and they lent me their minds once again, sent straight through the ringer, I'll rinse em out. I'll find something important for them to learn about.. then I'll tout smooth flows real slow, to they fill their empty minds, repeat, replay, rewind, dont delay to relay the message that I speak n' shout, make sure they know its not haxxor, its geek.. thats what im all about.


cougars are my favorite cat.
They kill big animals, not little rats.

Once I was walking, and I noticed a cougar stalking.
Foam on its mouth, I felt fear knocking.
Then I noticed it wasn't watching me, stalking a deer.. it had to be!

So I veered my path in a different direction, I looked over my shoulder often to keep vivid: my perception.

All of a sudden, the cougar was gone, I didnt see it anymore, didnt hear it anymore, my heart started racing, my mind start lacing itself with ideas to run, ideas about carrying a gun, but i calmed its cries, i denied its instinct, the cougar was here.. and it could smell my stink. It could sense me there. So I ran towards the tallest tree. I climbed and I climbed until I was high enough to see it, sitting in the grass.. I looked carefully.. it started to pass me by.. I let out a sigh of relief, an action that later caused me greif.. for as I sighed, it looked towards the sky.. saw me there, and looked right through me, the hair on my neck and my arms lifted up, I could already feel its claw's cut into my gut.

I had to think fast, I had to make a solution, this was an instance of darwinian evolution, and I would survive, I would live and I would pass on my genes, I would push through nature's screen.

The cougar was now pacing the bottom of the tree, looking for a low branch that it could use to get to me.. but none where there, and so it jumped.. but it missed and fell with a loud thump.. again, and again it kept trying.. with each leap I felt my heartrate rising. All of a sudden, I heard it screech, again and again.. electronically, my mind woke up and my ego came to be.. the alarm shut off, I scoffed as my dream began to fade.. Life is easy when you dont have to worry about being eaten.

I dont remember how this started... oh well, fuckit [post]


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Offlineresin
Ghetto Monster
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Registered: 06/12/02
Posts: 2,815
Loc: Ca$hville
Last seen: 8 months, 26 days
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Jared]
    #1800264 - 08/11/03 02:10 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Some people get me twisted
with pipe tar fool
Im crystals off the bud
Not no funkey residue
When you smoke me up
you have no fuckin cares
dont do shit round ya house
havent even cut ya hair
Or done the damn dishes
in abouta week
You took a shower man?
Take a smell
you fuckin reak!
Ima go head and end this shit
You dont like my rime? Suck up ona dick


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Invisiblechodamunky
Cheers!

Registered: 02/28/02
Posts: 2,030
Loc: sailing the seas of chees...
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
    #1807661 - 08/12/03 11:50 PM (14 years, 11 days ago)

"Ch-ch-ch-choda! Grow your own choda pet! Water daily and watch it grow, ch-ch-ch-choda!"


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OfflinePaid
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: chodamunky]
    #1807682 - 08/12/03 11:56 PM (14 years, 11 days ago)

There is already one for my user name :-)
Possibly related to how i came to be know as paid, as
it was out around that time.


Eric B and rakim - Paid in full.

Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe I'll stay alive
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full



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InvisiblePhoshaman
L.A, L.A., BigCity of Dreams.
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Posts: 1,521
Loc: Downtown L.A.
Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Paid]
    #1815186 - 08/14/03 10:44 PM (14 years, 9 days ago)

Phoshaman, like Barbie's boy Ken
I stay loyal to my rhyme, and never use a pen
Coz I never-ever-ever know, if it's time to go
So I smooth out my flow, and relax and glow
(whoa)
Now
What you see here is what you might be
if you studied your conscience more specifically
You came out the womb, and you're ready for your tomb
Without ever understanding what the world gots for you
(who?)
Me
I flow so ill and symmetrically
Never countin the days, minutes, or ways I...
see everything the way it should be or the style that says
"HEY MAN JUST BE!"
Now if you're a puritan
remember back-before-you-sinned
of the lyric spouting prophet by the name of
Phoshaman



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