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Mojo_Risin
Man

Registered: 03/31/01
Posts: 2,838
Loc: United States of America ...
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months
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~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~
#1696131 - 07/08/03 12:42 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yo Yo Yo Whats the dillio Ya besta know if ya know Cause i'z gots ta go
My name is Max So get the fax I pay no tax When my bathtub is dirty My momma uses ajax! So sit back, Relax, Have some cracker jacks As i play the sax, Because my name is Mr. Mad Max!
Did this little bit around the time i was 12 years of age...good times 
lets here your tune, winner gets a virtual high 5..Yeah!
-------------------- Fear attracts energy that can expose one to be coerced. Learn to overcome fear and develop enlightenment.
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burt_peso
williepunch-a-bitch
Registered: 09/09/02
Posts: 279
Loc: slap-a-hoe tribe
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
#1696382 - 07/08/03 02:56 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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burt_peso bustin shots and layin low I stepped up on tha stage and stole the whole show.
but dont approach me wrong little kids call me smokemon cuase tha blunts i light set off smoke alarms and i got me a gun big as oprahs arm and i know a old lady thatll choke your mom
an attitude is what i dont walk without cuz im tha timeport u used to talk about peso tha man and never been in japan got a japanese bitch wit my dick in her hand skunk i blow then off to tha trunk i go pull tha pump out slow then dump out 4 im tha kid that tha streets raised and ill make three ways out a bitches pj's and smack tha shit out tha dj if he dont give none of my shit a replay
coke to flush and yall fools joke too much and my gun got cancer cause it smoke to much i smoke tha dutch low and gets out of control cause im that down south cat they call peso.
-------------------- you remind me of something i stepped in and i dont like the smell of it.
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Strumpling
Neuronaut
Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: burt_peso]
#1696446 - 07/08/03 03:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Strumpling Strumpling, bo-bumpling, bananna fanna fo-fumpling, me my moe mumpling... STRUMP-LING!
-------------------- Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE
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rommstein2001
Rise ye Must!


Registered: 05/10/01
Posts: 3,182
Loc: South GA
Last seen: 1 year, 28 days
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Strumpling]
#1698053 - 07/09/03 01:30 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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You stole me freestyle, strump! That's wack nigga.
rommstein, he's all cool and shit and he can masturbate with spit word dog what what what? he can shoot holes in niggas heads and he has a lot of cash...feds(hey it rhymes, stfu!) and he drives a humma and sells crack word
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Kenny Bus
The enlightend

Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 321
Loc: ontario
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: rommstein2001]
#1698097 - 07/09/03 01:42 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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yo can i bust a rhyme next? they call me kenny bus, i'm the best my cannibus will pass any test when you bust i be wearing a vest you can trust i'm always pretecting my chest you might aswell just let the rest leave cause you better believe i'm the one to invest
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Turd
Dr. Rock

Registered: 01/21/03
Posts: 1,909
Loc: Vulva, WA
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Kenny Bus]
#1698139 - 07/09/03 01:57 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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The name is Turd and I don't roll with the herd I strike out on my own beat the path all alone trips fly through my brain as I ride on a train to a land insane
I fly through space destroying planets without a trace the starlight shines on my face as I create a new place in my mind to retreat and contemplate the beat until I leave my humble seat for the heavens I rise to greet
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Strumpling
Neuronaut
Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: rommstein2001]
#1698445 - 07/09/03 03:41 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude that thing has been around since I was in grade-school
-------------------- Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE
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PantherionShroom
Nothing
Registered: 07/17/03
Posts: 41
Loc: I live in my own world!
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Strumpling]
#1796396 - 08/09/03 09:32 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yo my name is Matt I have a white cat I dont wear a hat Sometimes a eat a kit-kat Im getting kinda of fat My house is where Im at My names not Nat Its Matt~ Peace
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Strumpling
Neuronaut
Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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lol my name's Matt too 
you forgot a couple of the basics of our moniker: Bat, Sat, and Rat.
-------------------- Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE
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PantherionShroom
Nothing
Registered: 07/17/03
Posts: 41
Loc: I live in my own world!
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Strumpling]
#1796532 - 08/09/03 10:25 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey thats cool, Haha one of my best friends is also named Matt. Anywanys about the poem, I was just trying to keep it short and simple but thanks for pointing that out to me, but its still a good rap eh?
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PantherionShroom
Nothing
Registered: 07/17/03
Posts: 41
Loc: I live in my own world!
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months
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Arg! I couldnt resist it, so here it goes one more time, this one goes out to you Strumpling. Hahaha
Yo my name is Matt dont get it confused with Nat I have a pet cat thats chopes of the head of rats I get stoned and eat kit-kats No wonder I'm getting so fat Dont mess with me cuz I have a baseball bat My house is where I'm at You see that chair, thats were I once sat. Enjoy! ~Later
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Great Scott
Interjection, your honor!


Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 18,348
Loc: Mayor of Everywhere
Last seen: 14 hours, 23 minutes
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peyotezens approaching when... kids act wack and childish...like nickaloadean the mic is roasting when... i step into the vocal booth
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"If you don't give up your gun we'll just shoot you in the face and take them while your children cry over your dead body." - Koods > > > Petition to de-mod koods
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge - Hosea 4:6 part 1
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JhadAgainstReality
the only thinglonger than myname is my penis

Registered: 06/18/03
Posts: 403
Loc: england
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Great Scott]
#1798408 - 08/10/03 04:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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They call me J against reality against all forms of morality eating shroomies left and right and smoking pot sporadically ive got more pot than iraqs not got bombs im more crazy than a hundred mad saddams i blow your shit up like hamas does jews leave you smoking like rassi yousefs shoes i partake in my entheogens, open up my mind fuck this stupid war on drugs, you should do in kind
-------------------- "Listen Bush, i dont have any weapons. are you listening asshole? i dont have any fucking weapons! whats your problem, you fucking prick? Do you, like, WANT to go to war or something?! hey! whats all that laughter? whats so fucking funny?! Bush? BUSH! *click* Hello? HELLO?"
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shirley knott
not my real name

Registered: 11/11/02
Posts: 9,105
Loc: London
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
#1798587 - 08/10/03 05:26 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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shirley shirley gets up early on a summer's day
shirley shirley (never surly) likes to run away
shirley shirley's pubes are curly comes from smoking pot
shirley shirley is she girly? call me shirley knott.
aiiiii
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Kenny Bus
The enlightend

Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 321
Loc: ontario
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: shirley knott]
#1798597 - 08/10/03 05:29 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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kenny bus a friend you can trust with messed up hair and a stash we can share is the man from the happy land where he wants to stay
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Jared
Stranger

Registered: 04/23/01
Posts: 8,783
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
#1799621 - 08/10/03 11:05 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jared's my name, and I don't play games. My brain is abstract, my ideas are insane. So you ask.. whats my claim to fame? I haven't got one yet, I live life tame... all I want is respect.
So if you're deranged, a social reject, and your thinking is not of the norm, give me a call we'll party by drinking at my dorm. So linking words, and droping rhymes, i lay the thick lyrics just in the nick of time.
Sick is the description that most use, when describing the fear infeered by words infused, they hear sound: their ears abused... their minds used, spent, bent, and they lent me their minds once again, sent straight through the ringer, I'll rinse em out. I'll find something important for them to learn about.. then I'll tout smooth flows real slow, to they fill their empty minds, repeat, replay, rewind, dont delay to relay the message that I speak n' shout, make sure they know its not haxxor, its geek.. thats what im all about.
cougars are my favorite cat. They kill big animals, not little rats.
Once I was walking, and I noticed a cougar stalking. Foam on its mouth, I felt fear knocking. Then I noticed it wasn't watching me, stalking a deer.. it had to be!
So I veered my path in a different direction, I looked over my shoulder often to keep vivid: my perception.
All of a sudden, the cougar was gone, I didnt see it anymore, didnt hear it anymore, my heart started racing, my mind start lacing itself with ideas to run, ideas about carrying a gun, but i calmed its cries, i denied its instinct, the cougar was here.. and it could smell my stink. It could sense me there. So I ran towards the tallest tree. I climbed and I climbed until I was high enough to see it, sitting in the grass.. I looked carefully.. it started to pass me by.. I let out a sigh of relief, an action that later caused me greif.. for as I sighed, it looked towards the sky.. saw me there, and looked right through me, the hair on my neck and my arms lifted up, I could already feel its claw's cut into my gut.
I had to think fast, I had to make a solution, this was an instance of darwinian evolution, and I would survive, I would live and I would pass on my genes, I would push through nature's screen.
The cougar was now pacing the bottom of the tree, looking for a low branch that it could use to get to me.. but none where there, and so it jumped.. but it missed and fell with a loud thump.. again, and again it kept trying.. with each leap I felt my heartrate rising. All of a sudden, I heard it screech, again and again.. electronically, my mind woke up and my ego came to be.. the alarm shut off, I scoffed as my dream began to fade.. Life is easy when you dont have to worry about being eaten.
I dont remember how this started... oh well, fuckit [post]
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resin
Ghetto Monster


Registered: 06/12/02
Posts: 2,815
Loc: Ca$hville
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Jared]
#1800264 - 08/11/03 02:10 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Some people get me twisted with pipe tar fool Im crystals off the bud Not no funkey residue When you smoke me up you have no fuckin cares dont do shit round ya house havent even cut ya hair Or done the damn dishes in abouta week You took a shower man? Take a smell you fuckin reak! Ima go head and end this shit You dont like my rime? Suck up ona dick
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chodamunky
Cheers!

Registered: 02/28/02
Posts: 2,030
Loc: sailing the seas of chees...
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Mojo_Risin]
#1807661 - 08/12/03 11:50 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Ch-ch-ch-choda! Grow your own choda pet! Water daily and watch it grow, ch-ch-ch-choda!"
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Paid
Pict


Registered: 03/13/03
Posts: 5,376
Loc: Zone ate
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: chodamunky]
#1807682 - 08/12/03 11:56 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is already one for my user name :-) Possibly related to how i came to be know as paid, as it was out around that time.
Eric B and rakim - Paid in full.
Thinkin of a master plan Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint So I start my mission- leave my residence Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid So I think of all the devious things I did I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous I feel great! so maybe I might just Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive Then maybe I'll stay alive So I walk up the street whistlin this Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of Fish, which is my favorite dish But without no money it's still a wish Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made To now test to see if I got pull Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full
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Phoshaman
L.A, L.A., BigCity of Dreams.

Registered: 06/02/99
Posts: 1,521
Loc: Downtown L.A.
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Re: ~~~ Rap around your name game time ~~~ [Re: Paid]
#1815186 - 08/14/03 10:44 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Phoshaman, like Barbie's boy Ken I stay loyal to my rhyme, and never use a pen Coz I never-ever-ever know, if it's time to go So I smooth out my flow, and relax and glow (whoa) Now What you see here is what you might be if you studied your conscience more specifically You came out the womb, and you're ready for your tomb Without ever understanding what the world gots for you (who?) Me I flow so ill and symmetrically Never countin the days, minutes, or ways I... see everything the way it should be or the style that says "HEY MAN JUST BE!" Now if you're a puritan remember back-before-you-sinned of the lyric spouting prophet by the name of Phoshaman
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