Home | Community | Message Board


Azarius
Please support our sponsors.

Mushrooms, Mycology and Psychedelics >> Mushroom Hunting and Identification

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me
    #1695710 - 07/08/03 08:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

so, subs grow within a mile of my house year round. in about 3 acres of heavily shitted field. after yesterdays big rains i went out there to see what was popping off, and before i know it a big isuzu is rolling up on my ass and asking what the hell i was doing. i told them i was taking a walk and that i had permission from the owners of the land. apparently the chick in the isuzu owned the land and told me to get the hell off and never come back.
DAMNIT


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblebuckwheat
Cynically Insane

Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 11,179
Loc: Not Enough Characters to ...
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1695789 - 07/08/03 09:27 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

go at night then and get some night vision gogels.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinehemp_threadz
journeyman
Registered: 04/22/03
Posts: 73
Last seen: 12 years, 26 days
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: buckwheat]
    #1695914 - 07/08/03 10:48 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

dont go back, youll get yourself into trouble. Why not to some outdoor growing on your property?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1696045 - 07/08/03 12:01 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

- Post History Deleted Upon User's Request -


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblejtseaweed
Stranger

Registered: 06/24/02
Posts: 1,325
Loc: in the middle of everywhe...
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ]
    #1696270 - 07/08/03 02:04 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

That isuzu driving crack head pan subb hatin whore bitch. :mad: :frown: :cool: :smile: :laugh: 


--------------------


buisness is kickin yo butt


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleangryshroom
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/18/01
Posts: 7,262
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1696294 - 07/08/03 02:17 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry to hear about that. Thats terrible!  :sad:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: angryshroom]
    #1696397 - 07/08/03 03:02 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

she said she only saw me twice so i figure if i go in the early early moring, or at dusk ill be okay, also they can only see me on half the field.


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinePaid
Pict
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/13/03
Posts: 5,376
Loc: Zone ate
Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1696418 - 07/08/03 03:14 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

try and ask her again in a letter, then knock round.
Worth a try, if she still says no, stealth it :-)


--------------------



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleangryshroom
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/18/01
Posts: 7,262
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1696874 - 07/08/03 05:52 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't risk it. Just go to another feild.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblesubterranean
Peaceful Warrior
Registered: 10/04/02
Posts: 147
Loc: on the road
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1697061 - 07/08/03 07:06 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

what i always do in this situation is find out if she has a daughter, start banging her, and that field is yours!!!


--------------------
If you got one foot in yesterday
And one foot in tomorrow
You are pissin' all over today


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleGGreatOne234
Stranger
Registered: 12/24/99
Posts: 8,946
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1697335 - 07/08/03 09:21 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

This situation really is no laughing matter,

Trespassing is a dangerous game to play, especially when it becomes mixed in with the mushrooms.

If you are in a field and get spotted by a cop or a farmer then at that moment you have about a 94.7246% chance that that cop or farmer is going to want to approach you to 1) ask what your doing on the property and 2) tell you to get off.

Then, within a split second the chancey percentages dip down into your legs and your heart and your head, and then you do exactly what God intended every shroom hunter to do when they see these authority figures, and that is to run, run your ass off dude, never look back and never come back or else you just sit like a duck or a cow or a pig or whatever else you might need animal sittings and such.

Keep shroomin,
GGreatOne234


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinecanid
irregular meat sprocket
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 02/26/02
Posts: 11,792
Loc: looking for zeebras, n. c...
Last seen: 1 day, 11 hours
Trusted Identifier
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1697831 - 07/09/03 12:28 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

some friends of mine and i used to huddle together and moo like cows when we'd hunt in a field we didn't have permission to be in and a car would drive up.

now, we just ask the landowner, it's better that way, and you don't have to practice realistic mooing in you free time :grin:.


--------------------



Attn PWN hunters: If you should come across a bluing Psilocybe matching P. pellicolusa please smell it.
If you detect a scent reminiscent of Anethole (anise) please preserve a specimen or two for study and please PM me.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineEkstaza
stranger thanmost
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/11/03
Posts: 4,317
Loc: Around the corner
Last seen: 13 days, 15 hours
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: canid]
    #1697899 - 07/09/03 12:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

concretefeet said:
some friends of mine and i used to huddle together and moo like cows when we'd hunt in a field we didn't have permission to be in and a car would drive up.

now, we just ask the landowner, it's better that way, and you don't have to practice realistic mooing in you free time :grin:




WTF!  LOL! Let me try that. MEOW, no that's not right. I guess I'll just have to run. 


--------------------
YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH ANY GIVEN DRUG ISN'T THE DEFINITIVE MEASURE OF THE DRUGS EFFECTS.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: Ekstaza]
    #1701835 - 07/10/03 07:24 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

if only there were animals in the field. its soooo perfect, the only onw like it. un-fenced, open, and the shit is just spread out there for some reason i dont understand. maybee at daybreak?


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDobie
Dopeless Hopefiend
Male User Gallery
Registered: 08/15/02
Posts: 52,140
Loc: ON DA BLOCK Flag
Last seen: 3 months, 17 days
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1701837 - 07/10/03 07:27 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

just go up to the lady and say hey wanna make 20 dollars then when she says yes just explain to her what ya wanna do. i mean if ya pick a good amount of subs your set better then buying some off the street


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: Dobie]
    #1701841 - 07/10/03 07:34 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Next time you get stopped by a farmer or whatever, and when he/she tells you to "Get off my property!" just tell him/her "No, bitch, you get off MY property! I own this land!"

Meanwhile, while he/she goes back to get the titles to the land all the way back at the farm house, you can 1) resume your hunting 2) run the fuck away!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDobie
Dopeless Hopefiend
Male User Gallery
Registered: 08/15/02
Posts: 52,140
Loc: ON DA BLOCK Flag
Last seen: 3 months, 17 days
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: daba]
    #1701846 - 07/10/03 07:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i should pull the old hey my forefathers owned this land damn whities


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleGGreatOne234
Stranger
Registered: 12/24/99
Posts: 8,946
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: daba]
    #1701909 - 07/10/03 09:41 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Meanwhile, while he/she goes back to get the titles to the land all the way back at the farm house, you can 1) resume your hunting 2) run the fuck away!




-Not all land owners are nice enough to just say for you to leave and not come back, but the truth of this matter is, is that there are redneck-cowboy-farmers that will chase you down and fuck you up..(just use your imaginations here)

-The police on the other hand don't take trespassing as personally and they will arrest you for trespassing, and in this case, most of you carry weapons, so the police would be having a good time..bustin' stupid hippies.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleGGreatOne234
Stranger
Registered: 12/24/99
Posts: 8,946
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1701911 - 07/10/03 09:43 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

zippoz, you are going to need to expand upon what you said here;

Quote:

if only there were animals in the field. its soooo perfect, the only onw like it. un-fenced, open, and the shit is just spread out there for some reason i dont understand. maybee at daybreak? 




-That doesn't seem to be making any sense.. :crazy: 


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineEkstaza
stranger thanmost
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/11/03
Posts: 4,317
Loc: Around the corner
Last seen: 13 days, 15 hours
Re: THis is your field? shit, no more subs for me [Re: daba]
    #1701994 - 07/10/03 10:53 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

daba said:
Next time you get stopped by a farmer or whatever, and when he/she tells you to "Get off my property!" just tell him/her "No, bitch, you get off MY property! I own this land!"

Meanwhile, while he/she goes back to get the titles to the land all the way back at the farm house, you can 1) resume your hunting 2) run the fuck away!




I don't think they'll be going back for any tittle. More likely they'll reach into thier truck and grab thier shotgun.


--------------------
YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH ANY GIVEN DRUG ISN'T THE DEFINITIVE MEASURE OF THE DRUGS EFFECTS.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Mushrooms, Mycology and Psychedelics >> Mushroom Hunting and Identification

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Those sons of bitches are taking my field right now
( 1 2 all )
implee
3,250 30 03/02/08 04:22 PM
by seldom seen
* Close Call at a cops field!!! hooksbooks 1,413 17 07/27/08 03:14 PM
by Beanz
* Best strain for sporing a field? p0ng 1,128 13 07/10/06 05:52 PM
by hooksbooks
* Horse field cube! *Updated*
( 1 2 all )
implee
7,851 39 08/08/08 04:28 PM
by implee
* Australia - Nsw 2008 Sub Season
( 1 2 3 4 ... 39 40 )
Hightimes 45,322 796 09/09/08 12:22 AM
by Ozzy_shroomer
* Fuck the rain, Ill take the water to the field myself...
( 1 2 3 all )
Psilo_Subliminal 3,316 44 08/08/08 04:12 AM
by just me
* Bones-Skeleton In COw fields...Spooky orizon 2,337 18 09/30/03 06:32 AM
by Smurfydoo
* Sporing a field?
( 1 2 all )
Supersonic 4,805 25 07/05/06 01:45 AM
by PaulyPoor

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: ToxicMan, karode13, Alan Rockefeller, TimmiT, Joust
3,333 topic views. 7 members, 30 guests and 7 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Marijuana Demystified
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.06 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 16 queries.