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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Barrett]
    #16914247 - 09/26/12 11:48 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i still dont think that fucker will get out of jail if he goes in.

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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: 404]
    #16914934 - 09/26/12 02:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm only responding to this thread because yesterday I heard somebody say "legitly" in real life conversation, and gave him shit for it. Weird that the next day I'd actually see the 'word' spelled out on the shroomery.


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Pigasus] * 1
    #16915073 - 09/26/12 02:43 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

kill him before he kills you

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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: plasma]
    #16915269 - 09/26/12 03:27 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Removing your self from the situation would be best, id be like look I gotta do what's best for you. Find a place and say you got better deal just don't ask for help moving.

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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: basqueshaman] * 2
    #16915290 - 09/26/12 03:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Cut the lids off of soup cans and keep them on your posession. That way if he attacks you, you can slice his throat/wrists and you'll look like a ninja in process.


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: basqueshaman]
    #16915303 - 09/26/12 03:33 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I left for my friend's house after awhile, my plan. I stayed up and waited until morning. I'm there now. He should be moving out soon, he can't make rent. I'm going to live there, but just try and ignore him. Act like he's not there. Maybe pick up a knife or something.

I slept at my friend's house for a few hours. Still there now. I was waiting til he went to sleep. In a bit I'll go back. I should be fine. Just gonna ignore him. If he gets weird, I know places to stay.

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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Shroomerited]
    #16915329 - 09/26/12 03:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I recently heard this one too. My friend was complaining about somebody else saying it so I started saying it myself. It sounds too retarded not to say. :rofl:

OP, what do you expect us to do? Call the funny farm or something.


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #16915335 - 09/26/12 03:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That's some crazy shit


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #16915576 - 09/26/12 04:34 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
I recently heard this one too. My friend was complaining about somebody else saying it so I started saying it myself. It sounds too retarded not to say. :rofl:

OP, what do you expect us to do? Call the funny farm or something.



Nothing, I just wanted someone to talk to while I waited to leave.

I was drunk, afraid, tired. I'm still tired.

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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Shroomerited]
    #16915719 - 09/26/12 05:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

He probably delivered a baby in an alley (hence the blood), and then had to fend off the crackheads who were trying to steal/eat the baby.  Sounds like a good guy to me, give him a chance.


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Shroomerited] * 1
    #16916303 - 09/26/12 06:29 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Most people who are murdered, are murdered by someone they know. It sounds like you are in a dangerous situation.


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Asante]
    #16916610 - 09/26/12 07:13 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I thought most people were murdered by someone 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #16916647 - 09/26/12 07:19 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

relax brochacho. never let them know your fear. i'm pretty sure he was really high on a bunch of things that day.


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: zZZz]
    #16916756 - 09/26/12 07:35 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, move out. My old roommate was weird as fuck too, he used to leave for days on end and we never knew where he was. After I moved out I found out he was smoking crack and having sex with random guys he met on the internet

Maybe your roommate is my ex roommate...... :wellholyshit:

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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Shroomism]
    #16916814 - 09/26/12 07:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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He admitted to killing some crackheads and comes home covered in blood... threatened your life... I think you have plenty they could book him on.
If he really did something to get covered in blood, chances are the cops are looking for him already.
If nothing else being then being scared for your well-being, for good fucking reason.
This is one situation where cops are probably a GOOD idea. After you get the fuck out of there




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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: BA142]
    #16916816 - 09/26/12 07:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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BA142 said:
Yeah, move out. My old roommate was weird as fuck too, he used to leave for days on end and we never knew where he was. After I moved out I found out he was smoking crack and having sex with random guys he met on the internet

Maybe your roommate is my ex roommate...... :wellholyshit:



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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: Absent Minded]
    #16916920 - 09/26/12 08:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Well it's not that easy to pack up and leave. Just keep your cool around him...mind your own business...almost befriend him...but ya know don't go on any killing sprees w him or anything lol...he'll want companionship...just be cool


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Re: I'm legitly freaked out [Re: berdinwall]
    #16917170 - 09/26/12 08:47 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)



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