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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14023446 - 02/25/11 12:18 AM (13 years, 20 hours ago)

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Synesthetic said:
It fucking sucks that SA is gone because "It's 5 AM and my girlfriend isn't home yet" was my favorite thread ever.




I really want to know if she came home.  :sad:














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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Arden]
    #14023469 - 02/25/11 12:22 AM (13 years, 20 hours ago)



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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14023503 - 02/25/11 12:31 AM (13 years, 20 hours ago)

Could Dinosaurs Talk?

This is one of my favorite threads.


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Arden]
    #14023895 - 02/25/11 03:12 AM (13 years, 18 hours ago)

i didnt read all the ones you had linked, but did ya get this one?

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6104728#6104728


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: wrestler_az]
    #14023903 - 02/25/11 03:18 AM (13 years, 17 hours ago)

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wrestler_az said:
i didnt read all the ones you had linked, but did ya get this one?

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6104728#6104728




What the flying fuck was that dude on!? I sure hope that complete psychotic break was due to drugs and not the onset of schizophrenia!


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14023924 - 02/25/11 03:33 AM (13 years, 17 hours ago)

Thnx for this thread, there was some sort of thing like this some dude in otd had in his sig, haven't seen him around though.

Are you only looking for crazy threads, or all the epic ones? Becuase the Bump thread is awesome.


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Janamil]
    #14025024 - 02/25/11 11:37 AM (13 years, 9 hours ago)

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Janamil said:
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twighead said:
I think you'll find that once you actually get into college - or any real academic setting - that no one gives people exuding such condescending megalomania the time of day.




Aw. Did that make you feel smart?

Psychological ego patch has been placed!



lolol, don't worry dude. this shit just happens.


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14028372 - 02/25/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: sysD] * 1
    #14179718 - 03/25/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Arden, here's an update:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14176334#14176334

Commentary:

I've been on the internet for a long, long time - and this illusionsofman is one of the weirdest posters I've encountered. Just as a bit of background, the majority of his mathematical proofs and hypothetical experiments more or less attempt to disprove long-standing proofs and laws in physics, to no avail.

The most interesting thing is his updates generally come sporadically, punctuated by month-long hiatuses.

Reporting for duty,
The Whale


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: The Whale]
    #14179838 - 03/25/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I could give a shit what I look like. I'm a fucking genius and make hundred
of dollars a day on the stock market without even thinking.

I'm not like you; some stupid sheep that goes with the flock and thinks
and is and idiot, just like the rest of the human race. When we have machines
to do all the simple jobs (which we already do but we haven't released yet as
they would destabilize society), people like you, will die from us (or better yet,
have no purpose and thus die from having no use in society, no ability to feed
themselves), the individuals with a brain, who can actually create new material,
unlike you, the followers, that only use and never do anything useful in society.

I can't wait till the day comes when my superior race of intelligent beings
(leaders, independent thinkers) decides that people like you will die in mass,
due to your lack of not being needed and actually being a disease to this planet,
which you are.

And when I make enough fucking money I will personally see to it that a
genetically engineered virus is created that kills people that don't have
the will to survive, to think and to make this world a better place.

So do me a favor stupid little punk kids, grow up fast or end up dead,
because in 10-20 years you wouldn't of even had the chance to live; you
would have been no chosen to live because your aren't good enough for our planet.

The future, even better then the past. Little bitches.

You have no idea about the NWO man, the reason the world is
fucked is the OWO/CWO (old/current world order), that man in
OP is starving because of the OWO's actions. If the OWO hadn't
gone into Africa and done goofed that shit, Africa would still
be stuck in the fucking stone age as it is still today, but they
wouldn't have had this huge fucking population explosion of these
fucking stupid blacks who have no idea and absolutely no intention
to learn how to fucking feed themselves - all they care about is
getting their foreign aid and having as many kids as possible. Which
really, isn't that much different to the average 1st world fucktard.

The OWO has fucked the planet, the planet needs a NWO.

The NWO is going to come in when the times give passage to our reign,
we will take control and say fuck all your rights, humanity deserves
no rights - NONE. Most humans are fucking cancerous retards, you are
less than animals. You all think that your rights to live a degenerate,
self-centered life, out-weighs those of the planet and its other inhabitants.
The majority of the human population are the fucking cancer of this planet,
who just take, take, take and give nothing in return - you all need to be
sterilized at the very least.

When it is our time, the collective hand of the NWO will rid the world of
the majority of its degenerate human-parasites who doing nothing but eat,
fuck and destroy this planets natural beauty with their degenerate fucking
offspring and poisonous lifestyles.

The NWO is going to reduce the world to 2,000,000,000 people, you can trust
in that. The majority of the new world population will be the working class
slaves stripped of the rights they never deserved and the rest will be the
elite and ruling class - it is simply the only way humanity will survive,
hate it or love it.

I know all there is to know as I was born into the elite, you all need us as
you all are too fucking stupid to control yourselves - you need a world government.
You need someone to control you, you know this deep down - but you are too butt-hurt
over loosing your short-term gratifications to accept it.
You simply do not fathom how amazingly self-centered you all are.

The NWO's plans are right on target, and you know what, its pretty fucking
funny and ironic that all the leftist liberal dumbasses on places like the
shroomery that are so opposed to the NWO are the greatest pawns in our arsenal.
You have absolutely no idea how greatly you help the NWO, and when/if you do
realize - it will simply be too late.

I think the entire human condition could be summed up by the search for "a bitch more tangible".

You are obtaining a college degree so that you can earn a lot of green pieces of paper that can be taken to a supermarket and exchanged for food that has been injected with artificial growth hormones by strange men wearing lab coats - or rent you a plot of land with a 2 story shelter on it that you will refer to as 'your home' until the day you die when it becomes just a 'house' again because you can never really "own" anything, can you? - A crinkled, germ infested piece of paper with some numbers and a dead guys face on it can ensure that electricity will be pumped into "your home" through a dozen high voltage cables to power your amazing clothes washing machine and your moving-picture-with-sound-box. . .

?. . .while every other animal on the planet somehow lives without institutions, mutated produce, motor vehicles, paved streets, firearms and fluorescent light bulbs - has no need for lawsuits, dress codes, hair salons, escalators, or happy meals - and refrains from polluting perfectly balanced, natural ecosystems with noxious gasses and toxic wastes.

It's not just that annoying, irrelevant math class that is a complete waste of your time, the human condition itself is completely irrational. You are wasted time. I'd say do your pointless homework to earn your pointless degree to succeed in our pointless society. Our species is destined to destroy this planet and every stupid science project counts.

Let's hurry up and finish off the celestial body we are currently infecting before we start spreading ourselves around the universe like a virus.


Its the  corporations, govt, and systems who run these systems who need to be locked up in them, yet they continually protect themselves and people sit on their assess and let them. Look at old piggy boy in Cali this week, look at george bush jr,look at JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs. They all work together. Look at J Edgar hoover who wouldn't let the FBI investigate organized crime at all, he said it didn't exist cause he was part of it.  Look at the CIA training the Taliban, the CIA training Saddam Hussein to overthrow his system to become dictator so they could later take him out once they made them reduce their own population numbers. Look at WMD's and the Vietnam wars staged starting point at the gulf of tonkin.  The real criminals get away with murder on a genocidal scale but theyll put you in these places if you try to compete with them.

  People should wake up and start using the death penalty on the real criminals.


Removing the fractional reserve banking system, Shutting down the
sweatshops in third world countries, revoking americas "free trade"
agreements with them, Flat rate intrest systems. International laws
created to address the concerns of resource rape and economic enslavement,
privatization. Strict corporation laws emplaced with stringent audits and
tracking of where there putting there money.  Backing money with hard
currency once again. Switching The electrical grid completely to renewable
energy sources. Etc Etc Etc. So many things that can be changed for the
better.

Last week me and this girl decided to go follow our friend's band, Devoniensis, on their tour along the nothern california coast. They're one of those bands that blend electronic music with live instruments, so it's totally enjoyable as dance music but also incorporates the same elements of improvisation that make jam bands so awesome.  We had just seen them play an awesome set only two nights before at a small venue in Santa Cruz and decided to take off early that monday morning to get head start on the journey to Arcata where they would be playing their next show.
It was just me and this girl on this roadtrip but we made sure to bring more than enough beer, weed, and other party favors for such a journey. I had become friends with her over the previous summer, when I first met her at an outdoor electronic music festival in Santa Cruz, and since then had become quite fond of her and was hoping that this trip would provide an opportunity for us to become more than just friends.

Even though the van we were driving was hers, I took the wheel as I like driving on long road trips and she didn't mind being the passenger.  This was working out fine for quite a while until the redbull I had drunken effects started to wear off.  I had been driving for over 5 hours at this point and even though we were only 2 hours away I decided to let her take the wheel.
We pulled over at gas station to fill up the tank and to switch places so she could drive. It was there that we decided we should start pregaming for the show so we would be ready to party once we arrived. So she rolled a fat spliff and I pulled out the cooler containing all the beer from the back of the van and brought it to the front passenger seat where I'd be sitting. Once we got back on the road she sparked up the spliff and i cracked the first of what I assumed would be many beers.

Half way through her spliff she told me she was way stoned and wasn't sure if she could finish the rest of the spliff. She offered it to me but I denied it because marijuana often makes me antisocial and akward around others and I didn't want to be that way around a girl I was trying to get with. Not wanting to let a well-burning spliff go to waste, she decided to man-up and finish the rest of it.  She took a few more drags and that's when things started going badly. I noticed her head bob down a few times and asked her if she was alright but before she could answer the car started swerving. She ended up straightening it out again but immediately afterward her head bobbed down again and this time she remained totally unresponsive.  The car was going about sixty now and although there were no cars around I knew it would only be mere seconds before the car veered off the road, flipped over, and crashed, leaving me and her horribly injured or dead. So acting quickly I did the first reasonable thing I could think of: I reached into the beer cooler on my lap and pulled out a handful of ice cubes, lifted up her skirt, and shoved the ice in her ass and pussy.  I knew imediately that I had done the right thing as she instantly came to and gained control of the car. I had saved the day.

i think this game gave me  a Trojan!!!


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No, it didn't

Your problem is PEBCAK.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.
ake breasts es no bueno. 


I thought I would not like them. 
Then I saw a woman with a pair that were not real, but sealed the deal.
One boob
Two boob
Blue boob
Fake boobs.
I do not like fake boobs.
I do not like them while on the can.
I do not like them on a man.
I do not like them as a pair.
I do not like them anywhere. 

you might be a druggie if "not for human consumption" is a formality

"I'm 350 pounds and desperate so I finally bit the bullet and talked to a friend abo
ut paying for sex.  He got me in touch with this woman "C", we talked on the phone and it was strictly business.

A week later I go over to her place and she was in lingerie and everything, she was attracti
ve for a prostitute honestly. So we get going and she gives me oral sex which felt amazing,
better than I had ever expected.  we shut out the lights and I nervously took her pants off, she wa
s in somewhat of a rush so she told me to get the show on the road and etc.

She got on top of me and I slid in but this was the really awkward part, I thought vagina was suppo
sed to feel wet and warm inside, it was so dry that after a few pumps I was ready to get up and leave
because it was beginning to hurt.  I made a shrieking noise and she finally asked me what my problem
was and I told her that her vagina was literally hurting my penis.  She apologized and unmounted me,
I just lied there in disbelief, "wtf was going on" I thought.

She told me everything would be fixed now and that she really wants to just get me to cum so she could go about her day."-JaredLoughner


I oblige, slide right back in and it was everything I had thought it was supposed to be, warm, wet, amazing.

I finish up and perplexed I had asked her, so what the hell did you do to make it feel so good? so she said "I just picked off my scabs."

keyser soza | 8 hours ago | +10
The wedding night was a disaster, after a few Crapp-Beers, she had Holder of his Wang, and he was thinking Hardy Harr tonight is going to be my Best Lay.He slid his cock in and her Beaver had never been Wetter, but the reason for this was she had a Busch Rash. It wasnt cunt juice but it dribbled from her pussy like Sapp from a Poore.Turns out she had been a Traylor Hooker which completely fucked his head up and he ended up in a Looney Warde.

think the major reason why they target rehabs is cause ex members are bound to talk when
confronted with jail time. if that is the case the government is responsibe for those
deaths.

i heard a story of a person of whom my mom knew. this person was involved in the mafia.
one day the ef. bee. eye. comes into town and starts asking questions... turns out dude
was at a funeral burying his dad when a black hummer shows up and asks him to step out
for a minute.. they kill him right there on the spot.. imo they were limiting their
chances of being snitched out.

where am i going with this? i don't know. but something has got to give.
i really want to be able to visit my hometown of juarez one day and not be
depressed by the situation it is in.


generally speaking yes, but they kill innocent people all the time. lets
say some mafioso is at his nieces bday party and the opposing mafia wants him dead.
in order to make it clear that they mean business they will purposely kill innocent
people including new borns and all.

also, if the local people don't have jobs they'll work for the mafia to sustain themselves
. this would suggest that it would be in the mafia's interest to hinder the economic
development of the nation.

we are all sitting here in mexico with our fingers crossed....even the users hate the
cartels here....if you want to try to make a little money on the side, it is much more
probable that the mafias will kill you than the police will arrest you....they come
to raves and beat up the people, rob them, publicly torture those they find dealing
and sometimes even kill them....they kill independent growers....just growing their
head stash, they extort legal business and control piracy....and kidnap those who have
the money to pay ransom....and send the head of those who dont pay to their mother
it is time for the end of their reign...they have given bad names to drug users and
i personally blame these fucknuts for the continued prohibition of drugs

not really....the local pol ice are bought off by the mafia or are part of it....
down here they dont want regular folks to join....you have to be police, military,
or political....else what else do you have to offer them....they have more than enough
disposable foot-soldiers

the local police are just looking to pad their wallets....they wont even take you into
the station, bc that would mean paperwork, boss approval,. having to share the bounty...
.too much like work when they can just take what is in your wallet and tell you to beat
feet

if you want problems with the local pol ice....try getting caught with some drugs
that aren't from the local cartel....then you are going to have some explaining to do
this happened to someone i knew....they(the local police) took him out to the monte
and asked him what his favorite music was....he said rock....
so they put him on a song and told him it would be his last if he didnt tell him
where he got the herb...he told them and the next day that person was dead







Well, RR closed a thread in which I insisted that
all members watch a film titled "How to get ahead in advertising",
specifically the scene titled "The Distortion of truth by Association".

(someone posted to the Cultivation forum a story of
his neighbor being busted, and someone posted a recorded
news segment in which a small scale grow was touted as
a major operation)

Fearing that my advice would not be heeded, I thought
to post the dialog from the scene on that thread.

....and having looked it up, I am posting it here:
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Businessman on Train: [reading a newspaper] I see the police have made another lightning raid.
Priest on Train: I suppose young girls was involved?
Businessman on Train: One found naked in the bathroom. "Breasts smeared with peanut butter. The police also found a bag containing 15 ounces of cannibus resin. The bag may also have contained a small quantity of heroin."
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: Or a porkpie. The bag may also have contained a porkpie.
Businessman on Train: I hardly see what a porkpie's got to do with it.
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: Then how about a turnip? The bag may also have contained a large turnip.
Priest on Train: The bag was full of drugs. It says so!
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: It's the oldest trick in the book.
Priest on Train: Book? What book?
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: The distortion of truth by association book. You all believe heroin was in the bag because cannibus resin was in the bag, but the chances of it actually being there are certain 100 to 1.
Businessman on Train: A lot more likely than what you say.
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: About as likely as the tits smeared with peanut butter.
Priest on Train: The tits were spread with peanut butter! It says so! Who's a man you are to think you know more about it than the press?
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: I'm an expert on tits. Tits and peanut butter. I'm also an expert drug pusher. I've been pushing drugs for 20 years, and I can tell you a pusher always protects his pitch. We want to sell them cigarettes, and we don't like competition, see? So we associate a relatively innocuous drug with one that is more deadly, and the rags go along with it because they adore the dough from the ads!
Businessman on Train: I'm getting off at Datchet.
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: Getting off at Datchet won't help you. Getting off anywhere won't help you! I've had an octopus squatting on my brain for a fortnight, but now I see that only I can save you! It'd be pointless to go into reasons why, but I've been worried sick about boils for a fortnight! Big ones, small ones, fast eruptors, they're incurable all of them. I know that. Everybody knows that. Until they get one; then the rules suddenly change, but there's really nothing but hope of curing that.
[Points to priest]
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: He knows that, which is why he gets a good look-in with the dying. Sells them hope, see? But these boils would be fortide into real estate if anybody came up with a genuine cure for death!
Priest on Train: Good God, this is a madman!
Denis Dimbleby Bagley: What do you know about God, you wire-haired mick?


Woodrow Wilson's insistence on American entry into World War I needlessly prolonged an already immensely costly war, and the evils of Nazism and Communism stem directly from the collapse of the traditional European order that the war brought about. Denson devotes some attention to Wilson's use of Lincoln-like tactics in exploiting the sinking of the Lusitania in 1915. The ship had been built to carry arms and was in fact carrying munitions when the Germans sank it. Wilson was fully aware of this yet refused to issue a warning to American passengers to avoid the ship. Wilson treated the sinking as an unprovoked attack on a civilian liner and used grief over the loss of American lives to incite anti-German sentiment. The inveterate Anglophile president had to wait until 1917 before he was able to bring America into the war. Once more, Denson's argument should be viewed on its own terms. He is not defending the German policy of unrestricted submarine warfare but rather indicting Wilson's efforts to manipulate that policy for his own bellicose ends.

Denson considers in much greater detail the efforts of Franklin Roosevelt to bring America into World War II through the "back door" of a Japanese attack. Roosevelt wished to bring the United States into Britain's war against Nazi Germany. Here, following Murray Rothbard, Denson stresses the financial interests of the Morgan and Rockefeller groups in a British victory. Roosevelt, though he was later to turn on the British Empire, was in the period 1939–41 anxious to help the British cause. "World War II might therefore be considered, from one point of view, as a coalition war: the Morgans got their war in Europe, the Rockefellers theirs in Asia" (p. 167, quoting Rothbard). Owing to the reluctance of the American public to enter the war, Roosevelt could not pursue his aim directly.

Instead, he sought to provoke a Japanese attack. He knew that Germany, as Japan's Axis Pact ally, would enter the war on Japan's side if he were successful in his scheme. Roosevelt accordingly adopted an intransigent policy toward the Japanese; when they would not meet his terms, he cut off oil exports to Japan and eventually froze Japanese assets in the United States. Denson quotes several sources, including the statement by Secretary Stimson mentioned previously, that indicate that Roosevelt hoped to induce the Japanese to fire first in a contrived incident.

Denson's argument so far parallels that of the UCLA political scientist and historian Marc Trachtenberg, in his The Craft of International History: A Guide to Method (Princeton, 2006)[1] ; but our author goes further. Like such earlier revisionists as George Morgenstern, Harry Elmer Barnes, and Charles Beard, Denson holds that the Roosevelt Administration deliberately withheld information from the military commanders at Pearl Harbor indicating that a Japanese attack was imminent. By doing so, they thereby assured American entry into the war.

This is a daring thesis, but doubters must confront a massive amount of evidence. Against the advice of the commander-in-chief of the Pacific Fleet, Admiral James O. Richardson, Roosevelt insisted that the fleet be moved to Pearl Harbor. Richardson warned that this would endanger the fleet and be viewed by the Japanese as a provocation; for his efforts, Roosevelt removed him from command.

Readers interested in the details of the last few days before the December 7 attack will find them discussed in abundance. One item that I found particularly telling is that the chief of naval operations, Admiral Harold Stark, at first picked up the telephone on the morning of December 7 to call Admiral Kimmel, the commander at Pearl Harbor, after receiving the decoded fourteen-part Japanese telegram that indicated an attack was about to take place. He then put down the telephone and did not make the call. Likewise, General George Marshall, the army chief of staff, did not telephone the army commander. Instead, he sent a telegram without priority; as Harry Elmer Barnes once put it, he sent it "like he might send a birthday telegram to his grandmother."

But must not this theory answer a serious objection? Roosevelt may have wanted to enter the war; but surely he did not want the Japanese to defeat America. Why then would he put the American fleet at risk? Should we not take Stimson's comment as referring to some very much smaller encounter?

Denson responds effectively. Admiral Kimmel received an order before the attack to send to sea all the most modern naval vessels in the fleet. Only relatively outdated ships were in port when the Japanese attacked. "On orders from Washington, Kimmel left his oldest vessels inside Pearl Harbor and sent twenty-one modern warships, including his two aircraft carriers, west toward Wake and Midway" (p. 157, quoting Robert B. Stinnett, Day of Deceit: The Truth about FDR and Pearl Harbor [New York, 2000]; Denson has been much influenced by this book). Roosevelt, avid for war, undertook a desperate gamble.

Readers of A Century of War will gain an indispensable tool for understanding American foreign policy. Skepticism about claims of injured innocence from Washington is the beginning of political wisdom.

*******You might be a druggie if while extracting mescaline you save the alkaloids that the acetate and isopropyl alcohol pulled and dry evaporate them separately for an entirely different group of compounds.

A carefully executed online can make all the difference in the world in terms of lag.


Distance is not the biggest factor, Routing is.
Also, Connecting with someone who uses the same ISP as you can make a HUGE difference as well.


PING is how fast it takes your signal to travel to a person, and back. This is wh
at will cause input lag, slow registration. Its usually not that big of a deal having i
t a little high. as long as you have your ping ( from your wii ) under 110 ms, you should be alr
ight. Anything over 200ms, Call your ISP.

Jitter is when the ping goes up and down, This is BAD because it can cause signals to be
recieved in a different order than they were sent. You can imagine the implications I'm sure. You
do not want more than 1-2ms jitter.

and Packet Loss is when data is simply lost. This is the most horrible thing, and what will cause
by far the most problems online. This will cause people to warp, freeze... All sorts of stuff. BUT, the s
ystem has to Re-send the data, so it also takes up significantly more network resources as well.
ANY PACKET LOSS AT ALL is unacceptable. And if you do have packet loss, you should contact your ISP.


Wii doesn't use hosts. It uses peer 2 peer networking.
This is good, and bad. Any person with an exceptional connection can take up slack.
But at the same time, if somebody has packet loss... They're going to be slowing down the entire system.
It also means that a game will be faster between someone from the east coast and west coas
t if someone with a decent connection in central US joins the match.
For the most part, The more the merrier.
Good match making makes a HUGE difference with peer to peer.

Servers are only used for matchmaking, upgrading the servers WONT reduce lag.
Once the game starts, Its wii's talking to other wii's.

INTERLEAVING is a process a number of ISP's use to prevent packet loss in areas with bad line
quality. It's a redundancy process that sends duplicates automatically. THIS is a problem for gamers bec
ause it adds up to 60 ms of ping to your connection. If you find you don't seem to be able to get a ping und
er 50ms, no matter how close you are, chances are your ISP has interleaving in place. You may want to call your
ISP and ask about disabling it if you have an unusually high ping.
Anyone with Qwest is screwed though, because they won't turn it off no matter what you do.

Wired Connections are your friend. If you can get a wired connection directly to your modem, you
will have a NAT 1 connection, and this will help with a lot of problems, and may make port forwarding unnecessary.


www.pingtest.net Use this test from a computer.
www.speedtest.net Use this test from your wii.


When in doubt, Call your ISP.
I was able to get the ping at my company from 240ms down to 20ms with a simple phone call.
service providers don't always keep the best tabs on their routing, and often rely on customers to notify them of problems.

It seems great until you find out the 9% fee + listing fees + paypal 5% fee ultimately leaving you with fuck all. 

Then the buyer claims the goods didn't arrive and paypal being retarded and automatica
lly in favour of the scammers immediately takes the money out of your account so you
lose your goods + fees + value of goods again.

Nice1 ebay.

I got banned for life for selling legal herbs on there and frankly they can go fuck themse
lves.  They stole half a grand off me when they banned my account and gave scamming p
eople back refunds debited from my account even though I provided them with online tracking and proof of delivery.

I would never use them again.  Theres a paper called freeads.  Use that instead.  Its free and highly unlikely to get scammed.

When you send the goods out get tracking and insurance with the courier.  Trust me - your gonna need it.

Everyone is scamming on there now cuz its a loop hole in the system.  You just say the goo
ds didn't arrive or that the box arived empty and get your money back as well as free goods.
  Proof it didn't?  You can't see - its a loop hole and impossible to prove 1 way or the other s
o paypal automatically refunds the buyer.

I was getting like 3 in 10 customers doing this to me and paypal does not help even when you send them the proof.

They tell you you should of got insurance of the courier and BTW the cost of that probably means you making nothing on the item.

My sister lost a £100 gold necklace from the "empty box" scam.  Search google for ebay
paypal scams and you'll find the scam ratio is about 50 / 50.  Factor that loss in as a busin
ess and its almost impossible to make any money.  Only ebay/paypal (same company BTW - make the money).

Its the biggest con site on the web.

What did Farmville do to you?"

Oh I don't know, monopolize a casual gaming platform that had the potential to
be something cool with microtransactions and other bullshit, and send my information to third-parties without my consent?

Or is the question "What did Zynga do to you?"

Oh I don't know, completely plagiarize multiple games and do little to differentia
te their product? Not to mention they basically admitted they were scam artists at one
point in time and their business model is basically "copy what our competitors do and
do it until we get their numbers?" It's also hilarious how they really think they will last into th
is decade by only making novelty flash games for a platform that will give way to the next social network pretty soon.

After your body is dead but you're still conscious, try not to panic. You'll have to get used to eternal limbo eventually.
Hello.

If you use Facebook to flirt around and have fun and all that blah blah, and you are a lady, PLEASE DO NOT UPDATE YOUR PREVIOUSLY HOT FACEBOOK PROFILE PHOTO WITH YOUR BIG UGLY PREGGO BELLY. We do not want to see that. Ever. Pull your blouse back down and put away the camera. Fatty.

I am mad at you because you didn't even give me an option, you just jammed your ginormous bulbous fleshy mass into the first possible venue of communication. Due to the nature of your posting habits, I was forced to unfriend you. I cannot be exposed to that. Not when I'm interneting. In fact I feel it is my duty to inform you that you are lowering the overall quality of the internet from a male's perspective. GTFO with yo baby.

It's not like we were really friends to begin with, considering apparently you were married. But damn, woman, spare us.
How can you keep ten black kids from raping a white lady...........?

Toss them a basketball!
well this was the one I heard. Why do black people only have nightmares?

Cause the last one that had a dream got shot
Did you hear about the little black boy that had diarrhea?

He thought that he was melting!
did you hear about the black man that got a job?

neither did anyone else!
At least the bag of shit can be used as fertilizer.
what do you call 10 niggers in a sauna?

Gorillas in the mist!
What do niggers and apples have in common?

They both look good hanging from trees!
How do you smile and wink at a nigger at the same time?

Take aim!
how long does it take for a black lady to shit?

about 9 months
Why do they name hurricanes after women?

Because when they leave, they take your house and car with them
how you save an "afro-can american" from drowning?

take ur boot off his head. duh...

why dont sharks eat black people?

they think they're whale shit.

whats mr. clean and a taser have in common?

they both put a shine on the floor.

whats the difference between and dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road?

theres skid marks before the dog.

im done.
Oh come ye and i speak of sights
Of two lands floating in the night
one is called wisdom afire in heat
ignites the flesh and cooks the meat
intelligence, the other's famed
from frigid peaks to snowy hames
between the two a shambled span
for on neither side shall suffer stand
the span or bridge is patience true,
ricketty and rotted through
and oer the span doth howl the gale
tis circumstance with rains and hail.
And lo', below, and I saw despair
so named was the abyss laid there
for what I found to name of hope
boards warped and weathered, runneled ropes
bent and rusted, nails to quip
grace the hammer, no ash to grip.
And there I sat it knowing it not,
That set in motion was the plot.

. Triggers about six apoptotic pathways is CB positive tumours cells


Negative:
1. Destruction of cannabinoid receptors
2. Withrdawal encompassing nausea and anorexia (but that is the result of 1.)
3. Delusional paranoia
4. Damage to the lungs (not thc but smoking weed which most people do to intake thc)
5. Lowering testosterone (not sure how bad that is )
6. Inhibits the immune system
7. Lowers intracellular levels of cyclic adenosine monophosphate in CB positive cells.
It happens in the cerebulum (loss of coordination), the hippocampus (temporary memory
loss), Globus pallidus (inhibition of incoming information processing, i.e. u start
to notice more things).
8. Interferes with the energy balance system of the organism. THC activates SREBP
proteins and in turn fatty acid metabolism is activated. You get higher levels of
fats in your blood.
9. Its bad for the heart. Reason: connected to 8.

-lower sperm count
-lowered testosterone
-increased estrogen
-v02max decreased
-memory inhibition
-loss of dreams
-REM cycle severely disrupted

Marijuana lowering sperm count:

"Users of cigarettes, marijuana or alcohol showed no decrease in sperm, count,
motility or percentage of oval sperm, and no difference in prevalence of
antisperm antibodies compared to nonusers"

http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=5519817

Lowering testosterone and increasing estrogen:

The jury is still out on this it seems:

"Plasma testosterone, FSH, and LH levels were obtained from 25 healthy consecutive
heterosexual male marijuana smoking university students. All values were within
the range of normal and the means did not differ significantly from those of 13
normal controls. These data suggest that the casual marijuana smoker (at least
one time weekly with an average of 5.1 joints per week) may have plasma testosterone
levels which are normal for the time of day and the laboratory. "

http://www.informaworld.com/smpp/content~db=all~content=a784886583

and

"In the 35 years since the active compound of marijuana, delta9-tetrahydrocannabinol,
was isolated, the psychological and physiological impact of marijuana use has been
actively investigated. Animal models have demonstrated that cannabinoid administration
acutely alters multiple hormonal systems, including the suppression of the gonadal
steroids, growth hormone, prolactin, and thyroid hormone and the activation of the
hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis. These effects are mediated by binding to the
endogenous cannabinoid receptor in or near the hypothalamus. Despite these findings
in animals, the effects in humans have been inconsistent, and discrepancies are likely
due in part to the development of tolerance. The long-term consequences of marijuana use
in humans on endocrine systems remain unclear. "

adult onset epileptic will have seizures unless he smokes weed
http://jcp.sagepub.com/cgi/content/abstract/42/11_suppl/90S

Still need to check up on the other points you raised. Admittedly many of those
articles are old but they are what i found

This is? just reefer, lsd treats cluster headaches, OCD MDMA has help? people with PTSD

and cocaine makes peopel better at football

2 minutes ago Parkinson's disease and HIV dementia. Nonpsychoactive cannabinoids,
such as cannabidoil, are particularly advantageous to use? because they avoid toxicity that is
encountered with psychoactive cannabinoids at high doses useful in the method of the
present invention.
A particular disclosed class of cannabinoids useful as neuroprotective antioxidants?
is formula (I) wherein the R group is independently selected
from the group consisting of H, CH3, and COCH3. ##STR1##

2 minutes ago The cannabinoids are found to have particular application as neuroprotectants, for example
in limiting neurological damage following ischemic? insults, such as stroke and trauma,? or in the treatment of
neurodegenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease,

3 minutes ago Cannabinoids have been found to have antioxidant properties, unrelated to NMDA receptor antagonism.
This new found property makes cannabinoids useful in? the treatment and prophylaxis of wide variety of oxidation associated diseases
, such as ischemic, age-related,? inflammatory and autoimmune diseases.

4 minutes ago Then, for three weeks, researchers injected standard doses of THC
into mice that had been implanted with human lung cancer cells, and found that
tumors were reduced in size and weight by about 50 percent in treated animals compared to a? control group
. There was also about a? 60 percent reduction in cancer lesions on the lungs in these
mice as well as a significant reduction in protein markers associated with
cancer progression, Preet says.

5 minutes ago Our results show that both ?9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the most
abundant and potent cannabinoid in marijuana, and JWH-133, a non-psychotropic
CB2 receptor-selective agonist, reduce tumor growth, tumor number, and the amount
/severity of lung metastases in MMTV-neu mice.
Histological analyses of the tumors revealed that cannabinoids inhibit? cancer cell proliferation, induce cancer cell apoptosis, and impair tumor angiogenesis.?

8 minutes ago Even heavy, long-term marijuana smokers had no lung impairment after many years of smoking,? and in fact tested slightly
more healthy than those who didn’t smoke marijuana – “protective effect”.
He does mention, however, that the protective effect may only be
present in? heavy smokers, as they are getting a higher amount of the cannabinoids.
Animal models have demonstrated that cannabinoid administration

acutely alters multiple hormonal systems, including the suppression of the gonadal

steroids, growth hormone, prolactin, and thyroid? hormone and the activation of the

hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis.

27 minutes ago "Plasma testosterone, FSH, and LH levels? were obtained from 25 healthy consecutive

heterosexual male marijuana smoking university students. All values were within the range of
normal and the means did not differ significantly from those of 13 normal controls. These data suggest that the casual marijuana smoker (at least

one time weekly with an average of 5.1 joints per week) may have plasma testosterone

levels which are normal for the time of day and the laboratory. "

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=4&Number=11998987&fpart=&PHPSESSID=


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Re: Shroomery's Collection of Crazy Threads [Re: Frost]
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Frost said:
That thread where that one crazy chick Crystal G talked about the different things she had injected into her veins including other peoples blood and common house hold items that you might find under your sink. Not sure how to find it though.

Also where that dude rammed a San Pedro cactus up his girlfriend's cunt was pretty nutty.




godamn I wanted to fuck crystal G so bad! I thin I had her myspace for awhile, I was down for a mission to vegas to tap that shit hahaha.


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