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 atomikfunksoldier
T'was born oftrue in the yearof the cock!
Registered: 04/07/03
Posts: 1,500
Loc: a human-infested anthill
Last seen: 17 years, 5 months
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 coffee and oil 
#1684879 - 07/03/03 10:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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coffee is the second most important trading commodity....after oil.
we need oil to power our machines, so we can get to work and drink coffee that powers our machine-brains. we go to work, so we can afford our car and our coffee, and maybe an apartment, some booze, drugs, movies, food, clothing, and a few more consumer goods.
coffee is oil for the human mind. the shit is so caustic! i was talking to a girl today on the bus who said she got a nosebleed from drinking an espresso.
but im trapped, im an addict, and there is no way out. I need coffee, or else im fucked, I cant wake up at 8 am, go to school and study japanese for 4 hours a day without pouring a medium sized portion of that black bitter liquid down my throat.
and think of all the pollution that those to-go cups create, millions tossed everyday. what a strange universe.
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 chodamunky
Cheers!
Registered: 02/28/02
Posts: 2,030
Loc: sailing the seas of chees...
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Go to any company and you will get coffee for free. They want you to drink it because you will be more efficient at your job, doing a repetative task over and over again all day is difficult without any stimulant such as coffee. I have tried coffee once when I was a little kid and I haven't touched it since, caffiene is bad for your liver and body in general.
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David_Scape
Anti Genius
Registered: 08/05/02
Posts: 878
Loc: U.S. of muthafuckin A.
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
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Yah, and fast food is single handedly killing america.
Coffee is our replacement for crack. If you can't beat em' join em'. Long live the new king. 
Oh and if it werent for the caffine i'd never drink coffee. To me it's disgusting unless you flavor it to shit. But I love to suck the stuff down every few days. Just to get all jittery and talkitive weee!
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atomikfunksoldier
T'was born oftrue in the yearof the cock!
Registered: 04/07/03
Posts: 1,500
Loc: a human-infested anthill
Last seen: 17 years, 5 months
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really, ive grown to love the taste, every morning for breakfast i have a peanut-butter or chocolate cookie and a coffee, i dont know....the aesthetic is so pleasing, so unhealthy and yet...so fulfilling.
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2Experimental
Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 18,073
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I dont drink coffe, I figure if I can stop myself from starting, I will be better off in the long run.
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johnnyfive
Burning withCircles!
Registered: 07/02/02
Posts: 886
Loc: Hell
Last seen: 16 years, 9 months
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Same here man, coffee is SHIT! I don't see what people get from coffee or ciggarettes.
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Dogomush
Barbless Aryan
Registered: 10/05/02
Posts: 1,286
Loc: The Canadian west coast
Last seen: 15 years, 11 months
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coffee's rad, but I only drink it every now and then, so it's like a drug.
Atomik, don't worry your pretty head about your habit. It's socially acceptable (which is why I use the term habit and not addiction).
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