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OfflineJimmyhunter1000
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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Hellyen]
    #16786957 - 09/04/12 01:38 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I'll be honest, this seriously sounds like an idea that's a worth a good laugh while drinking. Not to mention this idea sounded much better in your head I'm sure. Actual application of this will yield no results however.

But in all seriousness, if you're going to eat nothing but grains...Just do a grain TEK. It'll save you hours of work, and far less tedious then shitting into a hole in the ground.


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: jenkinz]
    #16786965 - 09/04/12 01:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i swear on my life that before i die i'm going to do this for shits and giggles.
pun intended


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: serotonin storm]
    #16787282 - 09/04/12 02:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Dude. That is SO GROSS. I definitely don't want any of your. "Human shit" mushrooms! Yuckkkyyy
Also, your brothers friend doesn't sound like a "mycologist"
Realize, thet's a "mushroom scientist" not just someone who grows.
It almost seems as if any "scientist" would never propose that .
' step one is well...you shit in a hole...'


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: serotonin storm]
    #16787303 - 09/04/12 02:46 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Nakka you deserves a bad rating for this thread but I won't
seriously its the stupidest thing I'v ever fucking heard
your arguing with people who know SPECIFICALLY why it won't work
if you wan't to have a decent reputation on this site I seriously would never bring this up again.

:nojustno:


also once you learn what you are doing and arent just a rambling idiot you will find you can make ounces of shrooms appear almost effortlessly, without taking a shit in a field.


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Grumpyorc]
    #16787375 - 09/04/12 02:57 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

ROFL, This is awesome. Someone please test this theory. I would love to be able to start a new grow out of my morning dump after dosing.

:firstladyofapproval:


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: JostVanDyke]
    #16787433 - 09/04/12 03:06 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Shroom shits!  :glittershitz:  :glittershitz:  :glittershitz:  :glittershitz:  :glittershitz:  :glittershitz:  :glittershitz:


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Grumpyorc]
    #16787645 - 09/04/12 03:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Alright grumpy I won't bring it up again. Still going to try it because I really can't see any harm in trying. And yes, brother's friend was not a mycologist. Which is why I describe him as a  wizard. I am not trying to argue against the hard facts that spores are most likely to be broken down in the body to an unusable point. In all likelihood, even in my mind, this will almost certainly fail. Yes I jumped the gun in posting this before personal testing, but I really just wanted to get the thought out there because I hadn't heard anything about anybody trying it before. I'm sorry if you feel I've wasted everyone's time.

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Re: Bear Tek [Re: nakka101]
    #16787712 - 09/04/12 03:47 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

PF TEK

study this

then make a SGFC for your cakes

do this a few times then come back and think about your "shitting in a hole" tek:fishgun:

grow some shrooms then tell your friends brother or whoever that he is a shitty wizard and that you are now the megaharrypotterwizardpwnmonster!


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: jenkinz]
    #16787728 - 09/04/12 03:49 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i think that cubes likely would grow on human doody. but you would have to mix in some verm and/or straw to make it more airy. you need airy poop.
horse poopy is preferred over cow doodoo because cows have 4 stomachs. they digest the grass TOO efficiently, whereas horse feces still has bits of visible straw in it.
so, i guess if you were to drop the kids off on the lawn, let it leach for a few months, collected it and mixed it up with verm and put that in hole and spawned to it, then maybe. but how many times would you have to lay cable on your lawn to make a monotub? and, how many times would your neighbors have to see you doing that before they call the cops? also, consider that human-specific diseases grow on human turds.

while they're not cubes, shiitake are being investigated as a way to recycle dirty diapers. some 20,000,000 tons of used diapers enter landfills annually, and are made mostly of celulose. woodloving shiitake can reduce a big ol pile if pampers to nearly nothing in a few months.

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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Grumpyorc]
    #16787733 - 09/04/12 03:50 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: TheApprentice]
    #16787741 - 09/04/12 03:52 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:wowjustwow:


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Grumpyorc]
    #16787822 - 09/04/12 04:04 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:justinwilson:

if i wasn't clear, i'm sayin i disagree with those who say it just won't work. it very well could work, (but i missed the part about the spores coming from the shrooms the person ate, i was thinking that's what the cow shit was for) but it won't work well, and it's potentially dangerous.
healthy, vigorous types of mushrooms such as cubes do best on horse poo, but ultimately they are found worldwide because they aren't super picky about what they eat.

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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Fungal growth]
    #16788137 - 09/04/12 05:00 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Hahahahaha
Grumpy" coined it as the:
"Shitting in a hole" tek! Hahaha

So...the originator is a "wizard"
Dude. Never trust a wizard!
They have more capabilities...like....magic... and shit.


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Re: Bear Tek [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #16788153 - 09/04/12 05:02 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
Dude. Never trust a wizard!
They have more capabilities...like....magic... and shit.




QFT....They can also grow shrooms from human shit.....FEAR THEM~!

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Re: Bear Tek [Re: nakka101]
    #16788191 - 09/04/12 05:02 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
This is not advanced mycology.

Quote:

nakka101 said:
P.S. No, I am not suggesting or asking if mushrooms will grow on human poop. I'm suggesting/asking if eating them somehow germinates the fungi in your body and your excrement will be an easy tool for inoculation.




The answer is no.  Mushroom spores don't survive the human digestion system as they do with cows.
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